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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




bradzilla posted:

op please shove that cattail up your rear end already

Do it backwards. Jam all the fur into your butt, and leave the silver part dangling out. That would be comedy gold.

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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Like a giant mascara applicator.

FUTURE JAZZ
May 17, 2009

"Like Jamiroquai, but with the beeps and boops of Jarre.
Ask me about my new weird america klesmer Christian chamber pop band."



bradzilla posted:

op please shove that cattail up your rear end already

OP unfortunately has a job and must constrain weird butt stuff to weekends and morning shame.

E. OP is able to expel things from butt at work though, which is what I am doing now! Don't rush art.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FUTURE JAZZ posted:


Don't rush art.

Such a tease! Such a showman!

FUTURE JAZZ
May 17, 2009

"Like Jamiroquai, but with the beeps and boops of Jarre.
Ask me about my new weird america klesmer Christian chamber pop band."



I couldn't figure out what hole to put it in, and people tell me I look like the kid from Home Alone, so...



I will be renting out this slightly worn butt plug in the double dragon thread if it's OK with that OP.

I am sorry to disappoint. I don't know how to form babby.

sleppy
Dec 25, 2008

FUTURE JAZZ posted:

I couldn't figure out what hole to put it in, and

I disappoint.

It's called a BUTT plug you dumb gently caress.

Gibbo
Sep 13, 2008

"yes James. Remove that from my presence. It... Offends me" *sips overpriced wine*

sleppy posted:

It's called a BUTT plug you dumb gently caress.

Well, maybe he poops from there. Have you gone through his post history?

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


sleppy posted:

It's called a BUTT plug you dumb gently caress.

Here's where the OP says lol j/k it was in my butt!

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Madness posted:

Here's where the OP says lol j/k it was in my butt!

This is the secret of every OP in SA Mart.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What a lovely SA-Mart success story :allears:

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Madness posted:

Here's where the OP says lol j/k it was in my butt!

This is the best ending to the thread I could have ever asked for.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

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Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

FUTURE JAZZ posted:

I couldn't figure out what hole to put it in, and people tell me I look like the kid from Home Alone, so...



I will be renting out this slightly worn butt plug in the double dragon thread if it's OK with that OP.

I am sorry to disappoint. I don't know how to form babby.

I hope you washed that first. :catstare:

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

Sarah posted:

I hope you washed that first. :catstare:

I disinfected it with isopropyl alcohol IV wipes, so fear not as I did not infest you with any asstastic viruses.Perfect ending to a perfect thread, I would like to thank the SA forums for being such a hilarious audience, and I would most especially like to thank FUTURE JAZZ for going A2M.

Make sure you refurbish that dildo before you resell it btw, PM me if you want any hot tips.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
This better get goldmined

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
I have never been so invested in a goon sticking things up his rear end

FUTURE JAZZ
May 17, 2009

"Like Jamiroquai, but with the beeps and boops of Jarre.
Ask me about my new weird america klesmer Christian chamber pop band."



Scald posted:

I disinfected it with isopropyl alcohol IV wipes, so fear not as I did not infest you with any asstastic viruses.Perfect ending to a perfect thread, I would like to thank the SA forums for being such a hilarious audience, and I would most especially like to thank FUTURE JAZZ for going A2M.

Make sure you refurbish that dildo before you resell it btw, PM me if you want any hot tips.

How did you get the lavender scent? Did you vacuum seal, or did Canada provide the unopened bag?

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


why did you post your face doing that on this website

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
can mods change the name of the thread to Cat Tail Buttplug (SLIGHTLY USED)???

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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Oh I'm pretty sure that qualifier went out the window a few hours after he took that photo.

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