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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I wish there was a Dash Button for getting a girlfriend

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I wish there was a Dash Button for getting a girlfriend

The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?
make amazon great again

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I wish there was a Dash Button for getting a girlfriend



What LadyAmbien did:

spud fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Apr 2, 2016

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Cockmaster posted:

Yeah, one of the earliest images showing it off had it mounted to a washing machine.

I'd imagine these buttons would be way more useful once Amazon gets their drone delivery service up and running.

LMAO the drones will never be anything more than an easily stolen gimmick.


Very good

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

gonna quote this again because it made me laugh a lot

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Can't let you order that, Dave

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005


Holy

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

lol what is the text on the button panel (not the actual button) in reference to? it sounds boss

Also props for skeleton jelly

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


That Robot posted:

lol what is the text on the button panel (not the actual button) in reference to? it sounds boss

Also props for skeleton jelly

It's a quote from Duncan about the TTC mod who was demodded after suggesting a heroine addict say no to rehab, and try to get sober by ingesting LSD

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.


new best in thread

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Celluloid Sam posted:

It's a quote from Duncan about the TTC mod who was demodded after suggesting a heroine addict say no to rehab, and try to get sober by ingesting LSD

:wtc: What was the logic behind that?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
so is it just a one click purchase thing? If you thought buttdialing was bad what happens when you buy butt plugs that dont even fit your butt

Lankiveil
Feb 23, 2001

Forums Minimalist

Dreddout posted:

:wtc: What was the logic behind that?

It was TCC, and drugs are cool.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

It just howls when you press it. Someone doesn't realize it's a dash button and guess who gets a pallet of 3 wolf moon shirts in a few days.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

um excuse me posted:

It just howls when you press it. Someone doesn't realize it's a dash button and guess who gets a pallet of 3 wolf moon shirts pack of wolves in a few days.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

When I worked at Sears through college people used to come in and ask for the Sears catalogue, then we'd say it doesn't exist anymore just go to the website, and they'd get super pissed, and then we would make fun of them because no one can get fired at Sears.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I got fired from Sears but I had to jizzy on a lot (a lot!) of wares

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

I got fired from Sears but I had to jizzy on a lot (a lot!) of wares

That's cool. You're cool.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.
:(

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Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

i get it, ur very old just like me.

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




Did you ever order fast?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lol

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


I miss those threads. I would start a new one but I'm poo poo at picture editing.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


cool

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

limp_cheese posted:

I miss those threads. I would start a new one but I'm poo poo at picture editing.

All the goons that were good at photoshop finished college and they all had to go get jobs and they never have time to hang out anymore. :sigh:

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

you young 'uns don't even get this one, do you?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
shut up old man!

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

my guess is either dpph, or keyboard goop

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Wulfolme posted:

you young 'uns don't even get this one, do you?

if being a youngun meant i wouldnt get it, then subtract some years from me kemosabe

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