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Do you own a gun?
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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Ville Valo posted:

I do not, but I believe if you do something you should do it right. If I start out with a 500 S&W am I going to break my wrist / shoot my face off? Is there something bigger/cooler?

get a dealer lisence and buy a saw

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i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
Bear Arms. I have a Walther PPS in .40S&W. I mostly shoot paper targets or random trash I find around. I like to carry my gun around concealed on my person. It makes me feel like I have a big wee wee. It sure is sexy.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



EorayMel posted:

is this a good gun



yes i'd give it a 'high' caliber

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

I built an AR15 and have a weird european bolt action 223,

even if someone broke in, i would not point them at the intruder. because I live in an apartment i would probably blow some poor babby's head off i tried to defend myself with them,

thanks for reading!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

I built an AR15 and have a weird european bolt action 223,

even if someone broke in, i would not point them at the intruder. because I live in an apartment i would probably blow some poor babby's head off i tried to defend myself with them,

thanks for reading!

in the gun world we call that the bonus

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

yes, I have the gun but its inside my computer in the counter strike video game.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

yes, I have the gun but its inside my computer in the counter strike video game.

That doesn't count, I'm sorry a hole-y ghost.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i'm sorry I lied!!! I haven't had counter strik e on a computer for 5 years

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
You can tell it's not a gun forum thread because there's no actual pictures of goon's guns on the first page

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

i'm sorry I lied!!! I haven't had counter strik e on a computer for 5 years

reported

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
i keep a gun and a case or two of ammo around because why the gently caress wouldnt you.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

i'm sorry I lied!!! I haven't had counter strik e on a computer for 5 years

my favorite levels were de_dust and de_sapointment the level my dad made for me to play in with bots only :(

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

SurfaceDetail posted:

i keep a gun and a case or two of ammo around because why the gently caress wouldnt you.

small apartment, I just really don't have the space.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




.44 Desert Eagle

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SurfaceDetail posted:

i keep a gun and a case or two of ammo around because why the gently caress wouldnt you.
I dunno... I can get 2 bullets in case the first one doesn't do it, but I think after 3 or so you'll either be mostly brain dead anyway or you should just give up at that point. Maybe invest in an exit bag??

red_dirt
Apr 26, 2014

by Shine
Collecting and shooting guns was my thing for a while. Now I just can't get my head around ammo prices, and refuse to use any of my stock because I can't replace it as cheaply as I originally got it. This leaves my with a shitload of guns that I've lost interest in. I am considering turning them into banjos (which don't require two phone books and a frying pan to use indoors).

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i have timshare on a bazooka??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

red_dirt posted:

I am considering turning them into banjos

What

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



NTT posted:

You can tell it's not a gun forum thread because there's no actual pictures of goon's guns on the first page


Marvel at my lovely econ AR

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

yea i own like a half dozen guns of different types

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
me and the kids are gonna go for a holiday to the bazooka in three summers for the final 2 weeks of that summer

Doccers
Aug 15, 2000


Patron Saint of Chickencheese
sup.



Doccers
Aug 15, 2000


Patron Saint of Chickencheese

Man Whore posted:


Marvel at my lovely econ AR

can you teach me how to gun i think i need help

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Doccers posted:

can you teach me how to gun i think i need help


I dont think thats how you make the bullets go backwards

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

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Doccers posted:

can you teach me how to gun i think i need help



no thats right, Keep doing what you are doing

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This poll is just the government trying to put me on a list again.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Just one, heres a pic of me with it:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JB50 posted:

Just one, heres a pic of me with it:



That doesn't look like the gun in your av

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

imagine how frucken long that guys arms have to be to shoot himself... lmao

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I own ALL the guns.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I know a guy who owns nearly 200 guns. But hes' a police officer, so it's okay.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

JB50 posted:

Just one, heres a pic of me with it:



i saw a video of one of those things firing once and it took out like an entire flock of ducks

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

i dont have a needledick op

so no

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Doccers posted:

can you teach me how to gun i think i need help



fire at will

naem
May 29, 2011

If someone were to hand me an at4 rocket launcher I'm pretty sure I could still perform an 11 point safety check

Like I don't know it consciously to write it down for example, but I could bark it out autistically while clicking my hands in the right places if I was under enough stress and got handed a tube shaped object

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

EorayMel posted:

is this a good gun



obviously

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

naem posted:

If someone were to hand me an at4 rocket launcher I'm pretty sure I could still perform an 11 point safety check

Like I don't know it consciously to write it down for example, but I could bark it out autistically while clicking my hands in the right places if I was under enough stress and got handed a tube shaped object

Would something like this happen if you had a paintbrush in your hand while being yelled at?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

naem posted:

If someone were to hand me an at4 rocket launcher I'm pretty sure I could still perform an 11 point safety check

Like I don't know it consciously to write it down for example, but I could bark it out autistically while clicking my hands in the right places if I was under enough stress and got handed a tube shaped object
yeah im sure you have a lot of experience with tube shaped objects :mmmhmm:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

social vegan posted:

I got a 6' gauge hamdougie 96. it cost 200 dollars and i bought it through a tradeshow loophole w money. i don't shoot anything w it it is an antique and not worth being fired more of a prop for my burlesque photoshoots

My understanding is that 6 guage is an extremely large gun. Is that the case

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naem
May 29, 2011

satanic splash-back posted:

Would something like this happen if you had a paintbrush in your hand while being yelled at?

I think it would take rleither explosions or a very large angry black man in a wide brimmed hat yelling "assume the position" which is how I paid for college

a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah im sure you have a lot of experience with tube shaped objects :mmmhmm:

I have a masteters degree

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