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Do you own a gun?
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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0

Scratchmo

I don't own a gun because I'm not a huge pussy bitch

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





I have 5 guns i shoot stuff all the time. All day bang bang

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





I trained my cat to jump on things and meow at me then i shoot the thing its sitting on with my gun.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Im drinking this new drink i invented thats vimodka ice and beer

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3





Wowbagger2004 posted:

I don't own a gun because I'm not a huge pussy bitch

you dig

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot


Im getting one and I'm coming to visit you hector.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

I like to make the sex

I'd love to own a gun but I it's too much hassle to get one in socialist Europe so i cba.

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010


No guns, I would like to have some historical antique/replica ones, but even ancient black powder single shot stuff requires a bunch of dumb regulatory hoops to jump through here. So maybe in the future. I do archery and thats completely unregulated even though my bow is likely a more lethal weapon unless your wearing plate armor.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different


I don't own a gun because I'm poor (and living in California).

I'd like to own a gun and shoot at ranges. It's loving expensive to rent guns in Los Angeles. Thinking about getting some sort of pistol.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Dont bother geþ a gun unless the reason is fir wandering the :bush smashing tinnies and darts

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!


I have an old rear end ruger 22 for shooting farm pests on my dads land. People think I'm a crazy murderer in waiting when they find out because this is Ireland and the news calls everything from a pistol to a sawn off shotgun an ak47.

DarkMalfunction
Sep 5, 2014



I don't have a gun as it's not really the done thing, nor is it easy to do, in the UK, especially this close to central london

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007

Alcohol...
It's the water of life.



Grimey Drawer

I am a homeowner and I guess I could have a gun but frankly if some vagrant breaks into my house they can take whatever I don't care I have insurance.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


I own 3, but I live in Canada so it does not really count.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

I like to make the sex

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

I am a homeowner and I guess I could have a gun but frankly if some vagrant breaks into my house they can take whatever I don't care I have insurance.

PM me your address I love free things.

TIA.

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Someday you're going to pick up the phone and call in "well."


If I ever need to use a gun I know how to use one, but using a gun for self defense is absolute crazy hosed insane. In the absurd hypothetical situation that I would ever need to use a gun it would be a ridiculous surreal odyssey a la hollywood where I'm hawkins in navy seals. Billy nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i like the idea of guns because they are clockwork

edit whoah i just pulled like 20 hairs out of my nosetril

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

I actually fully support ICE


I am also a homeowner and I also have insurance but you are not going to be happy with yourself if you break into my house for any reason other than "I live here and locked myself out". And it is entirely possible I won't be happy with myself after we're done stomping each other. I don't pay for insurance so some rear end in a top hat can stroll into my house and steal my poo poo and possibly hurt my dogs. I do it in case I'm out and some rear end in a top hat does that and I can't be there to fend him or her off.

I do own guns but they're for hunting big dumb animals and scaring off big scary animals that want to eat my livestock. Not shooting people. Unless that person comes in with a gun in which case I guess we're gonna throw down.

Before someone asks: Yes I have been threatened with a gun before. Yes I have been shot before. Yes it sucked. Thankfully it grazed rather than entering and exiting. Responsible gun ownership is a good thing. The US needs better gun control. It also needs better firearm education overall.

Alobar posted:

If I ever need to use a gun I know how to use one, but using a gun for self defense is absolute crazy hosed insane. In the absurd hypothetical situation that I would ever need to use a gun it would be a ridiculous surreal odyssey a la hollywood where I'm hawkins in navy seals. Billy nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Someone pulled a gun on my dad in the parking lot of a restaurant after he'd just gotten paid. I was a little kid and in the car with him because we were going to go get a milkshake since he'd gotten a nice big bonus check. He shot the guy dead because he had a gun in his face. Police report confirmed the assailant's gun was loaded. It's not crazy to defend yourself (or your family) against someone who wants to hurt you.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


good job your dad killed a man over a few hundred dollars

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


DarkMalfunction posted:

I don't have a gun as it's not really the done thing, nor is it easy to do, in the UK, especially this close to central london

It's a lot easier the closer you get to Czechoslovakia.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



Shaquin posted:

good job your dad killed a man over a few hundred dollars

this sounds reasonable

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


haha can you imagine viciously gunning down a human being instead of just maybe giving up a few c notes must have been loving sweet i bet he had an erection the whole time!!!

DarkMalfunction
Sep 5, 2014



Ork of Fiction posted:

It's a lot easier the closer you get to Czechoslovakia.

ill keep that in mind

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


its good that it definitely left no lasting psychological residue and you certainly are not fetishizing home invasion as a chance to "throw down" not at all. I too worry about the endless hordes of miscreants beyond my lawn and speak like I live in a fort besieged.

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial



that shirt is very poorly designed

guns are good and cool only retards misuse guns and they end up in jail or dead anyway. so its kinda like natural selection

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





do i own a gun ya i wonderrr

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


remember that time someone tried to rob a burger king and someone eating inside with their ccw blasted five bystanders by trying to play cowboy and save was definitely like tombstone in a motherfucker in that burger bitch the innocent people likely ended up under tombstones

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial


social vegan posted:

do i own a gun ya i wonderrr



keeping your username in mind i hope you dont mind me picturing this as literally you

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


remember all those times folks with their ccw has shot somebody mistakenly and literally retrieved their shell casings and left the scene of the crime hurriedly thats why gun education is important it teaches you to hide the evidence

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


I DON'T own a gun because I don't want to shoot someone in a fit of rage and go to prison, or blow my brains out in a fit of melancholy.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





drunk dog posted:

keeping your username in mind i hope you dont mind me picturing this as literally you

heh np anything that lets u all know i should b feared

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


Shaquin posted:

good job your dad killed a man over a few hundred dollars

this but unironically

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

I actually fully support ICE


Shaquin posted:

remember that time someone tried to rob a burger king and someone eating inside with their ccw blasted five bystanders by trying to play cowboy and save was definitely like tombstone in a motherfucker in that burger bitch the innocent people likely ended up under tombstones

Sounds like a retarded motherfucker who didn't know what the hell he was doing. What do you think they had on their tombstones.


Shaquin posted:

remember all those times folks with their ccw has shot somebody mistakenly and literally retrieved their shell casings and left the scene of the crime hurriedly thats why gun education is important it teaches you to hide the evidence

The man smashes in Shaquin's door. A wide shadow lays quietly upon the couch. The man stalks toward him, nervous, gun at the ready. If the landwhale is awake, he must euthanize it to protect his identity.

"Nooooo. Take whatever you want," moans Shaquin, dashing his cheetoh stained hand across his eyes. "I didn't see anything!"

The thief's will wavers before he chucks the gun and tears his clothes off. He pitches himself across Shaquin's bulbous form, crying, "Thank GOD you understand my tortured life! Kiss me, lover!"

Shaquin gasps and shoves the man away, sitting up and staring at him in horror, "Excuse you? loving trigger warning. I'm an atheist."

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Someday you're going to pick up the phone and call in "well."


Well, Fluffy Bunnies......I meant that really specifically for me. In reality people are terrible shots and I would rather run than be ever tempted to be some bullshit quickdraw wannabe vigilante nerd sheriff gunning someone down because I Had A Legal Firearm On My Person. Pfft. Guns are for pussies. Are you really implying this guy would have murdered your father and you, a child with milkshakes, had your dad not shot the guy? If a guy has a gun in my face, there are other options for a grown rear end man who knows how to defend himself than killing the person with a little gadget that fires little pieces of metal thousands of feet per second or whatever the gently caress. The point is guns aren't good. Really, if you wanna kill a deer, catch up to it and beat it to death with a club ya loving barbarian...and I will gladly pay some dough for the meat. Mmmmmm....deer meat....

I feel this is asinine to include but I'm gonna ask anyway. The Gun was loaded, but was it cocked and was the safety off? Life's not a loving video game or movie. Cute story about the milkshake mugging though.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Sounds like a retarded motherfucker who didn't know what the hell he was doing. What do you think they had on their tombstones.


The man smashes in Shaquin's door. A wide shadow lays quietly upon the couch. The man stalks toward him, nervous, gun at the ready. If the landwhale is awake, he must euthanize it to protect his identity.

"Nooooo. Take whatever you want," moans Shaquin, dashing his cheetoh stained hand across his eyes. "I didn't see anything!"

The thief's will wavers before he chucks the gun and tears his clothes off. He pitches himself across Shaquin's bulbous form, crying, "Thank GOD you understand my tortured life! Kiss me, lover!"

Shaquin gasps and shoves the man away, sitting up and staring at him in horror, "Excuse you? loving trigger warning. I'm an atheist."

hhahahahaha just look at this post

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

I actually fully support ICE


Alobar posted:

Well, Fluffy Bunnies......I meant that really specifically for me. In reality people are terrible shots and I would rather run than be ever tempted to be some bullshit quickdraw wannabe vigilante nerd sheriff gunning someone down because I Had A Legal Firearm On My Person. Pfft. Guns are for pussies. Are you really implying this guy would have murdered your father and you, a child with milkshakes, had your dad not shot the guy? If a guy has a gun in my face, there are other options for a grown rear end man who knows how to defend himself than killing the person with a little gadget that fires little pieces of metal thousands of feet per second or whatever the gently caress. The point is guns aren't good. Really, if you wanna kill a deer, catch up to it and beat it to death with a club ya loving barbarian...and I will gladly pay some dough for the meat. Mmmmmm....deer meat....

I feel this is asinine to include but I'm gonna ask anyway. The Gun was loaded, but was it cocked and was the safety off? Life's not a loving video game or movie. Cute story about the milkshake mugging though.

The guy had killed two other people in fairly recent muggings (who HAD given him the cash) so yeah high probability he was going to kill us too. I know the safety was off but I honestly don't remember if it was cocked or not.


Shaquin posted:

hhahahahaha just look at this post

That's a really bad message for a tombstone.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


lmbo your dad is a murderer

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Someday you're going to pick up the phone and call in "well."


I Blieve this because A Guy On The Itnernet said....

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."

I own a three handguns and a rifle. I go to the range once every few months. Not a fanatic, but I like my guns.

On the other hand, I think handguns should probably be illegal. They're responsible for the vast majority of gun deaths, and the only service they really provide is the ability to be concealed. That's something that the average person does not need to be able to do with a deadly weapon.

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007


gotta be honest id rather just have a good homeowner or renters insurance policy that covers theft and let them get away with my forty inch flat screen or whatever and not have to murder someone but im not a psychopath

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