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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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social vegan posted:

I got a 6' gauge hamdougie 96. it cost 200 dollars and i bought it through a tradeshow loophole w money. i don't shoot anything w it it is an antique and not worth being fired more of a prop for my burlesque photoshoots

My understanding is that 6 guage is an extremely large gun. Is that the case

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I love guns but i look at tfr and i think"okay these dudes want to have sex with guns"

Theyre also a novelty in australia no one has guns.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Im in the kitcheb and theres granny smith apples. What kind of fuckass buys granny Smith apples.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Id would trade my left foot to shoot a 4ga

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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If you dont get the above joke in the gbs chat thread i detailed shooting a 12ga next to my foot.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Did i post the pic of the hole it made in the ground. I cant remember

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Sheep-Goats posted:

Yeah i told you to put an egg in it

That was in the Uther thread though

I have an egg bjt its dark now.

Did i end up posting my garbage fire pics last night i cant remember that either

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Orkin Mang posted:

my father is dead :(

What was his name?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Once this well liked bloke in highschool went home at recess and necked himself. Like that night inwas at the kids bar smashijg beer and on evstacy and i kept making like "pity he didnt hang around" jokes. How i got outta there with my teeth in tact is a mystery.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I cant help you. Noone can. In my experience let everything thats painful happen. Dont avoid it.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Im drinking this new drink i invented thats vimodka ice and beer

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Dont bother geþ a gun unless the reason is fir wandering the :bush smashing tinnies and darts

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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My friend has a remington 700 and he has the kind of suppressor that makes it even louder. If it werent incredibly illegal he wanted to cut the barrel off to make it louder still.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Can you buy machine guns in the usa. Of so can someone mail one to me.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I keep asking my friend to steal a machine gun from his work to give to me but he wont do it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I want like a belt fed machine gun

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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No im talking about the ones that weigh 10kg and need 2 people to operate

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I sq2 this in the related vids. .22lr machine gun spunds like the best thing ever. Thats what i want. Can someone send me that gun. Might need to send a few in case customs catch one.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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My friend got designated "the guy who has to carry the machine gun" and he was scared he was gonne like break his back having to lug that thing around

Hes muscly as gently caress now

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

You might be interested in this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDjvhsdQoo

And i'm like 75% certain that originated on these here forums

I cant load it on mobile for aome reason. Ive seen it a long time ago otf (on these forums).

Why do people shoot from the hip. I can only think of "it looks cool"

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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ChrisHansen posted:

I own a .300 winchester short magnum rifle. I won it in a raffle

My friend has a .300 and the bullets are insanely big.

Hes also an insane alcoholic.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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For when the king of england is riding a trex.

Can someone se d me one of these also

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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My neighbor loads 222. He says they. Dont make em anymore i dont thonk thats true

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Tracer fire from the darwin army range is always starting bushfires

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Orkin Mang posted:

if i get into my sleeping bag can someone tamp me down please, im working the early morning shift

:awesomelon:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Did i post the nearly shootinf my foot off thing yesterday itt

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

yeah, it was also kinda today for us yanks

When i post 30 times a second in the megathread its hard to remember what i post where

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Timecop is no easy job, Isaac.

If i read my own post history i wouldnt remember 70% of the thinfs in there. I wonder what its all for.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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MazeOfTzeentch posted:

I've got a dozen or so, mostly for target and sport shooting because it's fun as heck. Keep a Glock 34 for competition and for the highly unlikely case of self defense for which I hope to never use it. Working on a collection of mid-20th century military bolt action rifles as well.

pile-o-guns.jpg



Whats the plastic looking one on top with the scope. I think we have one of them round here.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

No true gun owner would ever call it anything but a 'supressor'

I thought suppressors were for the flash and silencers for the silence

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Isnt there some loophole that you cqn put a pistol grip on a automatic sa2n off shotgun that makes it in the "other" cqt3gory and not weapon of mass destructipn

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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InterceptorV8 posted:

Are you drunk?

no but im not sober neither

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Can somrone send me that 22lr machine gun already its been like 2 days

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Id give my left nut for a sawn off 12ga (or larger)

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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My right nut is my good one

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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This is giving me deja vu did we already have this exchange

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Just went and checked the hole that coulda been my foot. Yep still a big hole

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Its a tactical move. the home invader tries to get a good look at you through the back to front sights and you shoot him in the neck

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Roki B posted:

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE



KING KARL

Yhats what i reckon

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Have Blue posted:

Is there some way I could mount/hold a 50cal between my legs so it losrs like I have a huge lead hurling dick? Haha

AccuTiger sell this. Lòok it up

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