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SO fuckin MAD rn i'm walkin down the street just trying to have a NICE DAY with NO TRIGGERS and come across some rear end in a top hat throwing this PERFECTLY GOOD ICE on the fuckin STREET look at that poo poo, transparent crystals sparkin in the sun (imagine them at sunset, like nature's red light district or the lights of a police car pullin over a dope man), perfect geometric cubles suitable for plato himself, beautiful cubles, little to no bubbleage i'ma scoop em up and take em home and put em in my arnold palmer cuz ice is a treasure and the global is warming and in five years we AINT gonna HAVE no MOTHERFUCKERIN ICE i'm so pissed FUCKH
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I'm real mad <breathes into bag of ice>
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I need 2 more ice trays. Im using 3 but its not enough. I use alotta ice
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Do u know what killed the dinosaurs? The ICE!
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<flips on handheld tape recorder> memo to self: new invention, think baby stroller but where the baby would go is instead a cooler for you ice, could be a big market for this one <releases record button, then presses again> memo to self: call boss and tell him to GO gently caress HIMSELD
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do u know what killed the dinosaurs? The ICE! it was actually global communism
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what if basketball was played with giant ice cubes instead of giant oranges?! the game would be over when the ice melted and I think that'd be a better game. also the cubes don't bounce, have tendency to shatter
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LET'S GO!!!! <slams down brutal metal riffs while a tennis ball shooting machine on a lazy susan blasts ice cubes into the crowd>
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<cop bends over the blood-covered corpse of a gang member slain outside a night club, picks up a crystal that glistens in the neon light> this hit has ice cube's finger prints all over it
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one good "life hack" is if you are thinkin maybe ou want a Prince Albert but you're not ready to commit you can make a mold of one out of silly putty and fill it with water and turn it to ice in your freezer and put it in the tip of your dick
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And that's just the tip of the iceberg* *which is only 10% of the iceberg's mass
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recently became a big fan of ice mainly cause of my bong but also the more i thinjk about it that would probably be one of the best elemental powers to have so its just solid all around plus its been putting in work keeping my drinks cool all these years which is like.. lets see you do that fire
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Mr. Unlucky posted:recently became a big fan of ice mainly cause of my bong but also the more i thinjk about it that would probably be one of the best elemental powers to have so its just solid all around plus its been putting in work keeping my drinks cool all these years which is like.. lets see you do that fire *reads this post and throws all my wind enchantments in the bin*
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Isaac posted:*reads this post and throws all my wind enchantments in the bin* <launches into standup routine for sweaty jrpg nerds > "so what the gently caress is a sylph, anyway?!"
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I'm eating a donut and I wish it was ice flavor
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I thought this thread was gonna be about junkies.
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Lolie posted:I thought this thread was gonna be about junkies. it's actually a "cool" place to "chill" and just "hang" (like an icicle would)
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Lolie posted:I thought this thread was gonna be about junkies. Me too. Do they call meth ice in the usa?
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ice ice baby
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MiracleWhale posted:SO fuckin MAD rn i'm walkin down the street just trying to have a NICE DAY with NO TRIGGERS and come across some rear end in a top hat throwing this PERFECTLY GOOD ICE on the fuckin STREET https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
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Isaac posted:Me too. Do they call meth ice in the usa? yeah totes, we're hep to the latest slang
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In Europe they don't put ice in their drinks
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Ein cooler Typ posted:In Europe they don't put ice in their drinks loving heathens!
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Ein cooler Typ posted:In Europe they don't put ice in their drinks I thought this was bad but I hung out with this European girl for 9 months (until she gave birth!!! love em and leave heyoooo) and now I realize it's actually good
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also the problem with european ice is that half time when it melts you realize you got a god drat cave man in your drink
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MiracleWhale posted:what if basketball was played with giant ice cubes instead of giant oranges?! the game would be over when the ice melted and I think that'd be a better game. also the cubes don't bounce, have tendency to shatter "How many springs are in a basketball?"
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Isaac posted:Me too. Do they call meth ice in the usa? We have a rich lexicon of drug jargon.
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Let's... kick some ice
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i dont like ice op. the ice in my freezer is all shrunken and pitiful looking, i think it's from september TL;dr: gently caress ice
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Apr 3, 2016 02:09
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ive seen it before, it happens all the time
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Apr 3, 2016 02:17
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Chill, that is p cool of you OP.
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Apr 3, 2016 02:23
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just iced my knee with some frozen peas. ice owns.
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ice is ok i guess, keeps the beers cold
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AEMINAL posted:just iced my knee with some frozen peas. ice owns. No, you just pead your knee
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Marvin Freeman posted:i dont like ice op. the ice in my freezer is all shrunken and pitiful looking, i think it's from september did you ever think the problem is not ice but your freezer, that's like saying you heard wine was good so you made toilet wine in you bowl from a recipe you found on ehow and it wasn't good and you didn't even consider that maybe you just got a lovely toilet
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No, you just pead your knee I just pead my pants
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AEMINAL posted:just iced my knee with some frozen peas. ice owns. frozen peas own
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