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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I saw one last night and I fell in love. There's no charging stations around here but I think I could install one at my house. Like they get 200 mile range and idgaf. What model and color should I order? The new one seems like it's for poors?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
have you considered that instead of buying a tesla maybe you should kill yourself instead?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Serious Frolicking posted:

have you considered that instead of buying a tesla maybe you should kill yourself instead?

Yes

www
Aug 4, 2010

company gonna go bankrupt before you get your poo poo car and you will lose money. Do it OP

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

www posted:

company gonna go bankrupt before you get your poo poo car and you will lose money. Do it OP

He's a billionaire? It's emblem on the back lights up btw.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I might put $1000 down.. im on your side

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

How much money would you spend charging your car? Actual question, I have no idea.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Electricity is a fossil fuel and the planet will run out of it one day OP

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
We need cars powered by love

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Electricity is a fossil fuel and the planet will run out of it one day OP

I live in a state where 50% of electric comes from wind, or some bullshit number they say.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OctoberBlues posted:

How much money would you spend charging your car? Actual question, I have no idea.

I'm here for answers man. I want a car that does 0-60 in 4 seconds and will pull in chicks.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Paging Three Phase or whoever that kick rear end electricity goon is. I'm gonna need advice about poo poo, not global warming tripe.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Electricity is a fossil fuel and the planet will run out of it one day OP

No, you're thinking of wind

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

I live in a state where 50% of electric comes from wind, or some bullshit number they say.

The windmills are using up all the wind and loving up our ecosystem. This is a serious problem.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Cubelodyte posted:

No, you're thinking of wind

We are going to slow the rotation of the Earth and only a crack team of scientists, with hillary swank, will be able to restart it.

BelgianWaffle
Aug 25, 2002
damn Belgian
wind isn't free

converting wind in electricity is not good

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


BelgianWaffle posted:

wind isn't free

converting wind in electricity is not good

our tax dollars paid for that wind

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

VendaGoat posted:

We are going to slow the rotation of the Earth and only a crack team of scientists, with hillary swank, will be able to restart it.

Just turn the windmills around, that'll speed the Earth right up/potentially make time run backwards.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

criscodisco posted:

Just turn the windmills around, that'll speed the Earth right up/potentially make time run backwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDVHs-juPo

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Darth123123 posted:

I want a car that does 0-60 in 4 seconds and will pull in chicks.

That's not how magnets work.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Tesla is a joke, sorry.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChrisHansen posted:

Tesla is a joke, sorry.

Let's test this hypothesis.


Two Jews walk into a bar, Tesla.

Why did the Tesla cross the road?

How many investors does it take to make a Tesla?

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
couldn't you just get a uber ride with guy who owns a tesla? that's pretty much the same thing

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
They've never released a tesla on time or at the price they said.


Besides, unless you're paying extra money for your electricity to come from green sources, it's probably a coal powered car

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I'm gonna buy a Porsche instead op

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
human being

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
You want a p85d and get them to install the pussy magnets also

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
All I can say is Elon Musk is a supervillian and it scares me because I don't know what he has planned.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
They don't have enough electrics in Scotland for a Tesla.
e: England?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PBS Newshour posted:

All I can say is Elon Musk is a supervillian and it scares me because I don't know what he has planned.

I went to one of his events in SV, he basically sounds like a bond villain with his speaking patterns and grandiose ideas like nuking mars.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I see more teslas a day than subarus.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

etalian posted:

I went to one of his events in SV, he basically sounds like a bond villain with his speaking patterns and grandiose ideas like nuking mars.

I mean even his name, Elon Musk, is the most villainous thing

grrarg
Feb 14, 2011

Don't lose your head over it.

VendaGoat posted:

How many investors government subsidies does it take to make a Tesla?
Lol at states fighting over which one gets to pay to build a battery factory for Elon Musk.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
omg tesla gently caress EDISON LOLOLO i fucken love science #nerd

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Serious Frolicking posted:

have you considered that instead of buying a tesla maybe you should kill yourself instead?

whoever changed your av is a bad person i want you to know we all support you in your cartoon assness.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Horniest Manticore posted:

omg tesla gently caress EDISON LOLOLO i fucken love science #nerd

The irony being that tesla is based on a hype machine that would make Edison blush

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
That car is really nice and is only slightly outside my current price range. Maybe I should buy less video games and save up..?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Darth123123 posted:

I saw one last night and I fell in love. There's no charging stations around here but I think I could install one at my house. Like they get 200 mile range and idgaf. What model and color should I order? The new one seems like it's for poors?

I do not recommend you get one but if you do get the triple red. It's got a tinted clearcoat and it's really nice

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ChrisHansen posted:

They've never released a tesla on time or at the price they said.


Besides, unless you're paying extra money for your electricity to come from green sources, it's probably a coal powered car

My tesla will not roll coal.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

grrarg posted:

Lol at states fighting over which one gets to pay to build a battery factory for Elon Musk.

We want dem JERBS!

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