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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Metapod posted:

And who ever picked Sergio

Kameh never learns though.

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EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
Be careful, Kameh has a google alert set up any time his and Sergio' names are mentioned together.

WAIT poo poo

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
not a bad round from ernie after his 7 putt

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Jason just watered it on 16

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


shyduck posted:

Jason just watered it on 16
Congratulations Jordan Spieth on back to back Masters!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

The pond killing Day and Bubba

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




:siren:SERGIO JUST DID SOMETHING DECENT:siren:

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Troy Queef posted:

:siren:SERGIO JUST DID SOMETHING DECENT:siren:

he started a million consecutive majors

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
He might triple bogey this hole.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Yikes Jase

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

back nine is killing fools

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Els still pretty casual with those tap-ins. I'd be taking my time on every goddamned putt, even if it was 2 inches.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Not so good for Dayman, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Presto posted:

Els still pretty casual with those tap-ins. I'd be taking my time on every goddamned putt, even if it was 2 inches.
When you start out with a 10, you're pretty much out of fucks to give.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Here comes Rory

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Shrapnig posted:

Not so good for Dayman, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Triple with an 8 iron in your hands on the tee of a par 3. RIP

Josh Lyman posted:

When you start out with a 10, you're pretty much out of fucks to give.

He did the same poo poo a few years ago at The Open and ended up three-putting from 2 feet, I think the Big E never gives any fucks any more.

Suprfli6 fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Apr 7, 2016

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bubba with the bogey, bogey, double, bogey, birdie finish.

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Four birds in a row for Sergio, he's got this all sewn up!

Presto posted:

Cabrera: *whack* *plunk* "Give me another ball." *whack*

In less time than it takes Spieth to hit one shot.

He must have hit the turf like 3 inches behind the ball, it sounded awful and the crowd was gasping before the ball had gone 20 feet.

Suprfli6 fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Apr 7, 2016

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Cabrera: *whack* *plunk* "Give me another ball." *whack*

In less time than it takes Spieth to hit one shot.

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

Shrapnig posted:

Kameh never learns though.

Ride. Or. Die.

Suprfli6 posted:

Four birds in a row for Sergio, he's got this all sewn up!

I'm sorry, you haters were saying?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Kameh posted:

Ride. Or. Die.


I'm sorry, you haters were saying?

Is it 7pm on Sunday?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
Sergio just put that drive in the trees

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Spieth is the only previous winner under par.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari

Presto posted:

Spieth is the only previous winner under par.

Zero bogeys and 6 birdies. He's on fire.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Tom Rinaldi just called Shane Lowry "Shane McLowry" to his face.

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

Josh Lyman posted:


Masters Betting Pool
Pick an available player who isn't Jason Day, Jordan Spieth, or Rory McIlroy. Best finisher gets a dozen balls from everyone else.

Josh Lyman: Adam Scott
+4
mattfl: Bubba Watson
+3
DJExile: Rickie Fowler
+8
EnsGDT: Louis Oosthuizen
E
Kameh: Sergio Garcia
-3 :woop:
Shrapnig: Henrik Stenson
E
shyduck: Dustin Johnson
+1
Daric: Patrick Reed +4

Kameh fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Apr 8, 2016

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
I opened that Els putting disaster video and could only watch the first miss. I get anxiety from poo poo like that haha...

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Come on Patrick, you can turn this around

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
Hmm wonder if the cut is going to be at +2

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Annnd we're back: http://www.masters.com/en_US/watch/live.html?videoChannel=fg1

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
Bubba looks like he's a caddy

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


thebushcommander posted:

Bubba looks like he's a caddy
Appropriate since he's playing like one.

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF

Josh Lyman posted:

Appropriate since he's playing like one.

He's definitely struggling.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Good news! Golf Channel says Els only carded a 9 on that first hole, not a 10. :v:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Ian Poulter pulls it off the tee on #2: Knock it out... poo poo!

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
When did Els switch back to Tmade clubs? Dude was using SLDR driver and Mizuno irons and then switch to all Adams in 2014 and now all of a sudden he's back to Taylormade driver/irons.


Omg! They were talking about Ernies putting fiasco yesterday because his putt on the same hole was like 2ft away...and he misses it! AHHH luckily he made the tap in after.

thebushcommander fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Apr 8, 2016

geeteeslow
Apr 23, 2007
gangsta crizzabs
**DALY UPDATE** Went to the Major Rager last night downtown Augusta, Umphrey's played a hell of a set. Pretty sure someone slipped John Daly a bad Ecstasy pill/MDMA. Ol' boy was sweating down, let me tell ya. Will try to retrieve pics from someone's phone ASAP

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


thebushcommander posted:

When did Els switch back to Tmade clubs? Dude was using SLDR driver and Mizuno irons and then switch to all Adams in 2014 and now all of a sudden he's back to Taylormade driver/irons.
TaylorMade bought Adams in 2012 then started the process of shutting it down last year. YErnie, Aaron Baddeley, Bernhard Langer, Tom Watson, Yani Tseng, Brittany Lincicome, none of them wear the logo anymore.

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thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF

Josh Lyman posted:

TaylorMade bought Adams in 2012 then started the process of shutting it down last year. YErnie, Aaron Baddeley, Bernhard Langer, Tom Watson, Yani Tseng, Brittany Lincicome, none of them wear the logo anymore.

Huh, didn't know that. Though I guess I haven't seen much in the way of new Adams clubs lately. The dudes at Golf Galaxy are pushing cobra hybrids pretty hard though, where they used to push those tie lie hybrids a few years ago.

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