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Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Slack has a feature where you can add a bunch of loading messages that pop up when slack opens. Saw a funny one.



And so I added this one:



What are some funnie ones to add

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

AND I SHALL BRING YOU

FIRE

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
can you make it a youtube, make it this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

it is now safe to turn off your computer

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
You can't do youtubes unfortch.

flakeloaf posted:

it is now safe to turn off your computer

Lmao.

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Wish pram was here to pity bump.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Loading hacking tools...

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
cuck

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

bump

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Peanut and the Gang posted:

And so I added this one:



i still laugh at this :)

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

bill cosby is a serial rapist

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

The melting point of steel is approximately 1500 C while jet fuel burns at only 1000 C.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
and weakens starting at 400c until at only 850c it has lost 90% of its strength :tipshat:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
Doing Baseline Smoothing
Computing Fast Fourier Transform
Chirping Data
Searching For Gaussians
Searching For Pulses/Triplets

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Symbolic Butt posted:

Doing Baseline Smoothing
Computing Fast Fourier Transform
Chirping Data
Searching For Gaussians
Searching For Pulses/Triplets

good seti poo poo

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



BEEP BOOP COMPUTERING BEEP BOOP

You didn't say the magic word

Loading killallnerds.exe

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Something wonderful has happened: your computer is come alive!

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
did you know? hello.jpg is actually a .gif

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Jerry Cotton posted:

your computer is come

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
my tech, my slack
stick my usb in my crack

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
zaro boogs found

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
your computer is broadcasting an IP address

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
is there a length limit? this would be epic:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng


either that or Dehumanize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

power botton posted:

The melting point of steel is approximately 1500 C while jet fuel burns at only 1000 C.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Squeezy Farm posted:

Dehumanize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Syncopated posted:

did you know? hello.jpg is actually a .gif

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
whatever the opposite of this is

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sniep posted:

whatever the opposite of this is



"brene"?

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
brene sanders

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

wow i didnt know baout this guy

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

wow i didnt know baout this guy

arthur brown was the original satan hailer in popular culture

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
arthur brown owned

i like his head on fire gimmick

also his voice

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Squeezy Farm posted:

is there a length limit? this would be epic:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng


either that or Dehumanize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed

You can only get tweet-size. So 140 max. I think the epic riddick post is too big for that.

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Peanut and the Gang posted:

You can only get tweet-size. So 140 max. I think the epic riddick post is too big for that.

Hmm... i might write up a small app to pull tweets to the slack loading screen. would be cool to get a new @dril twit for each load.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

write your own markov slack loading screen generator

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

"Have you done the happenable today?"

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
Help! Im trapped in a slack loading message!

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Squeezy Farm posted:

Hmm... i might write up a small app to pull tweets to the slack loading screen. would be cool to get a new @dril twit for each load.

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taco_fox
Dec 14, 2005

none of those are funny

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