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I'm ending the rebellion
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:31 |
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As I sat there at my ease, cross-legged on the deck; after the bitter exertion at the windlass; under a blue tranquil sky; the ship under indolent sail, and gliding so serenely along; as I bathed my hands among those soft, gentle globules of infiltrated tissues, wove almost within the hour; as they richly broke to my fingers, and discharged all their opulence, like fully ripe grapes their wine; as. I snuffed up that uncontaminated aroma,- literally and truly, like the smell of spring violets; I declare to you, that for the time I lived as in a musky meadow; I forgot all about our horrible oath; in that inexpressible sperm, I washed my hands and my heart of it; I almost began to credit the old Paracelsan superstition that sperm is of rare virtue in allaying the heat of anger; while bathing in that bath, I felt divinely free from all ill-will, or petulance, or malice, of any sort whatsoever. Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness. Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever! For now, since by many prolonged, repeated experiences, I have perceived that in all cases man must eventually lower, or at least shift, his conceit of attainable felicity; not placing it anywhere in the intellect or the fancy; but in the wife, the heart, the bed, the table, the saddle, the fire-side; the country; now that I have perceived all this, I am ready to squeeze case eternally. In thoughts of the visions of the night, I saw long rows of angels in paradise, each with his hands in a jar of spermaceti.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:32 |
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Good poll
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:32 |
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What happened to 14
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El Burbo posted:What happened to 14 kite
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:32 |
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El Burbo posted:What happened to 14 die!!
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:32 |
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Your mama
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:33 |
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Butt Frosted Cake posted:As I sat there at my ease, cross-legged on the deck; after the bitter exertion at the windlass; under a blue tranquil sky; the ship under indolent sail, and gliding so serenely along; as I bathed my hands among those soft, gentle globules of infiltrated tissues, wove almost within the hour; as they richly broke to my fingers, and discharged all their opulence, like fully ripe grapes their wine; as. I snuffed up that uncontaminated aroma,- literally and truly, like the smell of spring violets; I declare to you, that for the time I lived as in a musky meadow; I forgot all about our horrible oath; in that inexpressible sperm, I washed my hands and my heart of it; I almost began to credit the old Paracelsan superstition that sperm is of rare virtue in allaying the heat of anger; while bathing in that bath, I felt divinely free from all ill-will, or petulance, or malice, of any sort whatsoever. weird post
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:33 |
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:35 |
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my name is dubs and i support sharkey's hostile takeover. hi!
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:35 |
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vocaloid orgasm posted:my name is dubs and i support sharkey's hostile takeover. who
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:36 |
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whales are beautiful sea creatures
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:36 |
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did you know bowhead whales have really thick heads and can smash through ice floes
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:37 |
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Sharkopath posted:whales are beautiful sea creatures beautiful space creatures too
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:37 |
Sharkopath posted:whales are beautiful sea creatures the gifs are nice
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:37 |
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Voted Blue whale btw
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:38 |
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dogsicle posted:weird post there will be no mutiny on this whaling vessel
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:38 |
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Sharkopath posted:whales are beautiful sea creatures I would
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:41 |
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i would hug a whale and be its friend
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:41 |
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post more whales so i can judge the poll options properly
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:42 |
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me and my whale friend would be unstoppable
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:42 |
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I voted for bowhead, since I wanna see the underdog win.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:42 |
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heres a spot where a bowhead whale broke through 7 inches of ice to make a breathy hole, demonstrating their tremendous strength.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:43 |
its the only time i'll get on the first page of a chat thread
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even if it is an illegal one
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:43 |
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Sharkopath posted:
I'm glad I made the right choice.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:43 |
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Sharkopath posted:
voted bowhead
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:44 |
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Srice posted:I voted for bowhead, since I wanna see the underdog win. It's the underdog but the OP may convince people otherwise
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:44 |
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Let's go, beluga
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:45 |
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im having a whale of a time
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:45 |
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Namtab posted:Let's go, beluga It's probably terrible that it's in captivity, but cute regardless
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:49 |
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Allarion posted:It's probably terrible that it's in captivity, but cute regardless
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:50 |
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I voted.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:51 |
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What do you think of Black Heaven, Sharky? I watched some of it a long time ago but stopped for some reason.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:52 |
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Allarion posted:It's probably terrible that it's in captivity, but cute regardless in the wild:
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:52 |
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GorfZaplen posted:What do you think of Black Heaven, Sharky? I watched some of it a long time ago but stopped for some reason. Gorf it rules its one of my fav animes now. It's way more of a slow psychological piece about the washed up rocker getting back into his old life and how it conflicts with his mundane salaryman life, but theres also lots of comedy with a chorus trio and the music and sound design and timing are all spot on.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:53 |
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 23:54 |
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the ocean is a scary place sometimes
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