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I'm a compulsive liar and I can't help it if I have an urge to just make up poo poo and post it on the Internet when someone doesn't have an adequate number of trigger warnings on their post. Because I always have to have that one up. And everyone should be able to just read my mind and know what triggers me into lying. Here are a few arbitrary things that trigger me: 1. Balloons. Triggered because once a goon send me a dick picture only it wasn't a normal dick pic it was a dick in a balloon with the words "BLOW ME UP" printed on the side. And then he sent a bideo of it and he stuck a pin into the balloon and it popped with a really loud bang which scared me, and then he started crying like a little bitch when the latex snapped against his balls. So do not ever mention balloons or the phrase BLOW ME UP to me. Ever. This was very traumatizing. 2. Beets. I don't like them. They are the worst vegetable ever and people who like beets are the reason why zyklon b chambers should become a thing again. All beets posts should come with trigger warnings because no one wants to see that. 3. Goatse. And not for a reason you would expect. When I was a wee porpoise I read some play about a man who fell in love with a goat. He was married and cucked his wife for a bleating goat. And then he made out with his gay son at the end of the book. But whenever someone refers to the Goatse guy as Goat Man it triggers me into thinking about that goat awful play. 4. Teeth scraping against concrete. It is even worse than nails on a chalkboard believe it or not. I didn't put a trigger warning on that and I bet you cringed. Trigger warnings for this are of utmost importance. 5. Vanilla Ice. This one does not require any explanation. 
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Triggers and people that bitch about them. e: 
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Trojan.exe posted:2. Beets. I don't like them. tag your gore/beets asswipe 
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how's it feel being a 14 y/o republican, OP?
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