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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
dont worry, Im not going to tell anyone's parents, im not a narc or anything just late night posting in GBS

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Smoke weed every day.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
this is a christian server

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Yes. A lot.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i wish i was drunk right now

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I dont think so

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I smoked crack a few times :shrug:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
im drunk right now and watching the simpsons


im a loser tho i dont recommend it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

i wish i was drunk right now

there is a pretty easy solution for that if yovue got $5 and a liquor store near by

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

gbs is a den of snakes

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
only morons and men drink

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

just once

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

amityville anus posted:

only morons and men drink

oh thats weird cause im ga----hey hang on i see what youre trying to do here

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Nooner posted:

there is a pretty easy solution for that if yovue got $5 and a liquor store near by

id say something about being at work but thats hardly an excuse, gently caress

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

id say something about being at work but thats hardly an excuse, gently caress

I rhink i replied to you in the wrong thread

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Isaac posted:

I rhink i replied to you in the wrong thread

you did and it still worked

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i got "the high" once

it was fantastic! would recommend

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im a high court judge

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
There was a period of about 5 years where I was getting drunk basically every day. That was a while ago.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shaquin posted:

this is a christian server

Whenever I get a Christian server I don't tip them because work is its own reward god bless.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Mr. Unlucky posted:

i got "the high" once

it was fantastic! would recommend

This better have been when you received the Eucharist last young man, or maybe when singing psalms, but nothing else!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i went to a big tent revival and tripped over and bit my tongue and couldnt talk proberly and everyone loved it

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I injected a solution of alcohol and San Pedro cactus in my rear end once because I was having DT's and I was out of booze without cactus in it.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

What if we're actually drunk most of the time, and when we drink alcohol we become...sober? What if that's how life works?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




William S. Sessions taught me that a real winner....doesn't use drugs friends.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



in DARE they taught me that the cool kids use drugs and ive always found that to be the case

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
yea

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
heavens no!

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

are you a cop. you HAVE to tell me if you're a cop. I've been dying to meet one.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Isaac posted:

Im a high court judge

high on weed?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

once a well dressed indian man came up to me outisde my house and he say "hello. can you please tell me where to buy some marijuana. ... or maybe some ice" dude was deff. a cop imnsho .i sort of laughed and said no sorry dude and pretended like i was going to flick my ciagrette at him but at the last minute flicked it over his shoulder then i slicked my hair back with my left hand and clicked my fingers and pointed at him and winked

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
you can find ice in your freezer idiot cop!! lol what a dumpass!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
your body is a temple so try not to molest it too, too much

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, this Sunday. My wife is still mad.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
- if having two drinks makes you feel good, having twenty drinks must make you feel great!
- it's midnight and i have work tomorrow, but the human body only needs a few hours of sleep to function. i feel confident in the decisions i am making right now
- hmmm

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Mozi posted:

your body is a temple so try not to molest it too, too much

a church is a temple , in the church you drink wine , your move

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
in india worshippers of shiva hang out in graveyards doing this all day

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
no tbh why would I do that

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Alcohol is haram, op

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www
Aug 4, 2010

its nearly :420: 4:20 :420: :) :D :) :D

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