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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


Applewhite posted:

Its a stretch of cleared area, usually paved, reserved for the landing and takeoff of aircraft. This woman must have been immensely fat if we are to believe she was a candidate for landing aircraft.

lmbo


Navin Johnson posted:

Thanks for this. Here comes Jastiger!

no, jastiger's jam is l*na dunham

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx



she doesn't have hips.or tits lamao

it's like being aisan and bad at math

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


Why would you even bother with the waxing at size 16 ? Hygiene ? Will someone look on it in a sexual way ? hard to believe , really

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005



Yeah, only skinny people have sex. Idiot.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx


HoAssHo posted:

Yeah, only skinny people have sex. Idiot.

only skinny peopel should have sex fatso

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

Romantic and Square is Hip and Aware!

Agreed. I'm skinny and also a virgin.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Actually women who are a little on the thick side tend to be so because they're more hedonistic and thus have a much higher appetite for sex. Obviously there's diminishing returns but a little bit of thickness is "all right" by me.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005



AugmentedVision posted:

only skinny peopel should have sex fatso

I'm not fat. But I agree.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx


Applewhite posted:

Actually women who are a little on the thick side tend to be so because they're more hedonistic and thus have a much higher appetite for sex. Obviously there's diminishing returns but a little bit of thickness is "all right" by me.

People who pretend to have a "thing" for features not commonly considered attractive are just deceiving themselves because they can't land babes

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx


College Slice

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

no, jastiger's jam is l*na dunham

it's probatable to avoid the word filter, please refer to cuck by her full name

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


Applewhite posted:

Actually women who are a little on the thick side tend to be so because they're more hedonistic and thus have a much higher appetite for sex. Obviously there's diminishing returns but a little bit of thickness is "all right" by me.

If you mean Kate Upton "thick" thank yeah. She looks so, idk, so healthy !! Like she could have many healthy offspring. Those runway models are just too emaciated

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005



AugmentedVision posted:

People who pretend to have a "thing" for features not commonly considered attractive are just deceiving themselves because they can't land babes

"A little on the thick side" is different than a big ol' fatso though. Plenty of people are into the former - not that many are into the latter.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008
I like bread



Grimey Drawer

Rule of thumb is, if your waxer has to hold back rolls of fat just to get at your genitals, you don't get to complain about the process.

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006



AugmentedVision posted:

People who pretend to have a "thing" for features not commonly considered attractive are just deceiving themselves because they can't land babes

Actually huge tits and asses rule and bony hips suck dick?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


I choose my women through trials of combat, if they can last longer than 60 seconds against my final form, they may join me

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx


subhuman filth posted:

Actually huge tits and asses rule and bony hips suck dick?

whatever makes you feel better about being relegated to banging garbage bags full of warm soup

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

AugmentedVision posted:

People who pretend to have a "thing" for features not commonly considered attractive are just deceiving themselves because they can't land babes


subhuman filth posted:

Actually huge tits and asses rule and bony hips suck dick?

This.

AugmentedVision posted:

whatever makes you feel better about being relegated to banging garbage bags full of warm soup

I guess we're not all handsome enough to land a surfboard with a flat butt. Some of us just have to make do with huge knockers and fat asses. It's a shame ugly guys like me have to live with.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4bkQ8igOYc

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009

HOT DIGGITY


Pillbug

subhuman filth posted:

Actually huge tits and asses rule and bony hips suck dick?
not if they're with a huge gut no. I mean sure thin + some nice t/a is a+ but fat girls who think having fatty saggy boobs and a cottage cheese rear end gives them a leg up on the competition they're deluding themselves. You can have nice boobs/butt on not fat women.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

AugmentedVision posted:

People who pretend to have a "thing" for features not commonly considered attractive are just deceiving themselves because they can't land babes

Truth. There are no chubby chasers just guys with realistic prospects.

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009



i have chosen to be attracted to fat women because otherwise i would not get laid. kind of like how people choose to be gay

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

Not fat but still funny

quote:

The communication and customer service was very displeasing. It was my first time getting a wax, hair grew back within 4 days. When I called regarding having hair already, they said I was outside of their complimentary touch up time frame. Complimentary touch up policy was NEVER mentioned to me, and I told both front desk and wax specialist that I was a newbie. I sent at email to get a manager to talk with me. The auto response stated someone will get to you with 7 days. On the 8 day I contacted corporate and they said they would have someone call me. Day 13, still no response to my email or phone. Needless to say I still have yet to hear from someone. This is a shame because I was actually looking for a place patronize. My sister uses them in DC and Florida area and said nothing but good things about her experience and they gave her a lot of information.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009

HOT DIGGITY


Pillbug

Frosted Flake posted:

Truth. There are no chubby chasers just guys with realistic prospects.

nah there's a fetish for everything, I mean I doubt dudes into cakefarts or feet are just faking it so surely there are dudes out there who like women that roll with their crunches. The ones that turn it around and go "no it's actually the body type that literally every form of media makes out to be the pinnacle of attractiveness that is in fact ugly" however are obviously just deluding themselves

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx


Applewhite posted:

This.


I guess we're not all handsome enough to land a surfboard with a flat butt. Some of us just have to make do with huge knockers and fat asses. It's a shame ugly guys like me have to live with.

if you were a kate upton chaser you wouldn't be getting so defensive. Your a Melissa McCarthy chaser

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009



ChrisHansen posted:

Not fat but still funny

its like comcast but they are removing hair from your taint

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006



Frosted Flake posted:

Truth. There are no chubby chasers just guys with realistic prospects.

Hoo boy

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

AugmentedVision posted:

if you were a kate upton chaser you wouldn't be getting so defensive. Your a Melissa McCarthy chaser

Nah I go more for the Queen Latifah body type.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

numberoneposter posted:

Wax my drat taint, OP.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Do you think we can make money if we setup a live streaming site that is dedicated to waxing fat women?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


She should just use that cream that dissolves hair. You can probably get that into every crevice and fold because it's like a mousse

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014

by Lowtax


Lord Binky posted:

me reading a thread about a woman getting bad service at a restaurant:

me reading a thread about a woman getting bad service at a restaurant, and she's slightly overweight:

I mean, when a giant rear end in a top hat gets bad service at a restaurant, that is good IMO

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Feb 11, 2007

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suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!


Constant Hamprince posted:

it's probatable to avoid the word filter, please refer to cuck by her full name

lena dumbham more like

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx


blowfish posted:

lena dumbham more like

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006





blowfish posted:

lena rumham more like

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Shhh you guys almost summoned Jastigar

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrSsjdzlUSw

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN

Captain Yossarian posted:

Shhh you guys almost summoned Jastigar

Nah, as long as nobody blows into the conch that sounds like Rosanne's shrill laughter we'll be ok.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!



missed a p there

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

This is about what I'm talking about when I say "thick."

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