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Divine Styler
Apr 8, 2005

quantum mechanic

ArbitraryC posted:

The joke was that size zero would be zero pounds or in other words non existant

Yah, I got it... Good one, goon.

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Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009



I'm loving fat as poo poo and I find fat people, and myself, hilarious and disgusting

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011


I remember seeing a dude on the YouTubes performing DIY liposuction on himself. Can't find it now sadly, poo poo was mad awesome

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


Snowman Crossing posted:

I'm loving fat as poo poo and I find fat people, and myself, hilarious and disgusting

Maybe you should do something about your.. condition

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

can you wax the fat off

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Everybody should do yoga on the reg.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.



Heath posted:

Everybody should do yoga on the reg.

What if I don't like how my package looks in yoga pants?

I guess I could tuck but I heard that disturbs the flow of air to you chakras.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

You could try getting your package waxed

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting


Those are some pretty strange skeletal proportions

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Clapping Larry

Absolute Lithops posted:

Those are some pretty strange skeletal proportions

So much constant stress, and not enough vitamin D.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Cthulu Carl posted:

What if I don't like how my package looks in yoga pants?

I guess I could tuck but I heard that disturbs the flow of air to you chakras.

Wear loose pants. Guys look dumb in tights

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Rude service is the best service because it is honest. Friendly service is of the devil.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3722 days!


i once met a girl who weighed exactly as much as a tyrannosauras rex

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


I'm an anti-waxer.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

It's OK to beat your wife if she's drunk


FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm an anti-waxer.

lol

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

Did 'Fat Acceptance' run out of steam or is that still chugging along?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

"When I see someone tilting my tables, I shoot the Bastard. That's my policy!"


Grimey Drawer

Frosted Flake posted:

Did 'Fat Acceptance' run out of steam or is that still chugging along?

It got winded and had to take a break, nap, hit the McDonalds, then have another nap.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


Maoist Pussy posted:

I mean, when a giant rear end in a top hat gets bad service at a restaurant, that is good IMO

-"All you can eat" turned out to be false advertising, 2 stars

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


When will smoking acceptance take off? It has all the hallmarks of Me Too victimhood.
  • Tricked into smoking when young
  • Extremely hard to quit
  • Considered evil at worse, at best a disgusting annoyance.
  • All are dying
  • Can still lead healthy lives of exercise (poorly) and nutrition
  • Rights slowly taken away (smoking indoors, planes, etc)
  • Taxed for their addiction and disease

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!


HAmbONE posted:

I am male and have never been waxed nor have I witnessed a waxing.

Anybody know the unspoken "rules and regulations" of brazilian waxing? Are clients expected to come straight from a shower to the appointment? Are there private cleaning facilities for genital areas if someone came after work? Does the salon have a right to refuse to work on areas say if there was signs of feces or dingleberries? Was this worker simply trying to be polite and not tell this woman she had a dirty rear end and this violated a rule but we can work around it?

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


There's been a couple of non-parody tumblr posts about it. The stop smoker shaming movement hasn't exactly lit up though

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!


je1 healthcare posted:

The stop smoker shaming movement hasn't exactly lit up though

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008



Gravy Boat 2k

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

just man up and wax my drat taint and anus, lisa!

stump collector
May 28, 2007

g4ndh1's edpi was 69, requiring an incredible 420cm to turn the other cheek

ArbitraryC posted:

the logic checks out for his size 0 girlfriend tho

Lol

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



je1 healthcare posted:

There's been a couple of non-parody tumblr posts about it. The stop smoker shaming movement hasn't exactly lit up though

I wonder, is there a lot of crossover between anti-fatshaming blogs and anti-smoker shaming? Do the fat people defend smokers or drug users often?

angerbeet
Mar 23, 2004


plob


"Hi yes this is the shop where we rip bits of your body off with hot wax and violence. I'm Lisa."

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Lisa it's your birthday ~
Wax my anus Lisaaaa~~

a hee hee hee shamown

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002



Heath posted:

I wonder, is there a lot of crossover between anti-fatshaming blogs and anti-smoker shaming? Do the fat people defend smokers or drug users often?

No because smoking is clearly a bunch of toxic chemicals but everybody needs food to live! It's just those pesky genetics that are making them fat, not addiction to sugar. They even drink Diet Pepsi instead of regular!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Clapping Larry

Axel Serenity posted:

No because smoking is clearly a bunch of toxic chemicals but everybody needs food to live! It's just those pesky genetics that are making them fat, not addiction to sugar. They even drink Diet Pepsi instead of regular!

Gonna try a juice cleanse, cause I gotta eat healthier!

(Goes without food for about 12 hours. Has emotional breakdown before giving up and continuing old habits.)

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO


A fat person walks into a bar

smash crash splinter the bar gets totalled

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Sipping harsh elixir,
the ice above us melting fast


There is a direct correlation between how much hair has been removed from a vagina and how much of a psychotic bitch the owner is.

as always the happy medium is the answer.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


Page 7 and no pictures of waxed fat girls?

I'm disappointed.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

'lapse!


Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCzB-UD3XG8

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Laserface posted:

There is a direct correlation between how much hair has been removed from a vagina and how much of a psychotic bitch the owner is.

as always the happy medium is the answer.
What is your sample size, 2?

What a dumb thing to say.

(ps. vaginas don't have hair)

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


nothing worse than a fat girl

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


FlimFlam Imam posted:

Ok...I'll try again. Here's Tara Lynn, size 16 US model.



Post more my cock is diamonds

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006




lol this sounds like the tamest loving OR in america

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006



would have been insanely rad if the electrocautery tool arced to the recorder in her hair and set it on fire

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009






This is precious over here and another precious over there. Big lotr fan i guess

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wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

'lapse!


Buglord

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