Pure Mafia: a mini mafia

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Azuth0667 posted:

"I'm happy you asked! At this fine bakery we only use the freshest ingredients that do not cause cancer and a lot of weed."

Hmmm I'm interested keep talking

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:04

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:28

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Azuth0667 posted:

"I'm happy you asked! At this fine bakery we only use the freshest ingredients that do not cause cancer and a lot of weed."

Ah, me mum used to call em "Danderlion pie" what with the flowers and the hair issues she'd be facin'.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:05

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Spiros posted:

Ah, me mum used to call em "Danderlion pie" what with the flowers and the hair issues she'd be facin'.

My mom used to call it pussy pie, what with it lookin' like she shoved a whole cat in that pie. She used to come screamin' into my room. "Jimson, you get downstairs right now and eat my pussy pie, ya hear?" Oh, to be young again.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:12

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Jimson posted:

My mom used to call it pussy pie, what with it lookin' like she shoved a whole cat in that pie. She used to come screamin' into my room. "Jimson, you get downstairs right now and eat my pussy pie, ya hear?" Oh, to be young again.

Did she die in a tragic caulking and floating incident? :ohdear:

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:14

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Troubling developments ITT.

Also Tendai is obviously a vigilante, what with the tax offers...

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:14

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Jimson posted:

My mom used to call it pussy pie, what with it lookin' like she shoved a whole cat in that pie. She used to come screamin' into my room. "Jimson, you get downstairs right now and eat my pussy pie, ya hear?" Oh, to be young again.

I heard tell of yer mom's pussy pie, I be eating it right now!

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:17

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I feel like Tendai is scum, and if we turbo him it will result in a flip that will save town for the rest of the game, but on the other side, I like his avatar. Whats a man to do.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:19

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Jimson posted:

I feel like Tendai is scum, and if we turbo him it will result in a flip that will save town for the rest of the game, but on the other side, I like his avatar. Whats a man to do.

##vote: Jimson

You've overplayed your hand!

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:22

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

gannyGrabber posted:

##vote: Jimson

You've overplayed your hand!

yep ##vote: Jimson

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:23

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

Kashuno posted:

WOW that rear end is RAD!!!!

##unvote

FAST

In the spirit of forgiveness and asses, I will put aside my differences.

##unvote

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:23

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

##vote: flerp

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:24

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

gannyGrabber posted:

You've overplayed your hand!

I love a good one-liner reason to vote someone

##vote jimson

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:24

Azuth0667: Sep 20, 2011; By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

SirSamVimes has not posted and is suspiciously quiet.

##vote: SirSamVimes

Post or perish :mad:

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:24

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

gannyGrabber posted:

##vote: Jimson

You've overplayed your hand!

But I have no hands

This is very triggering. I expect an apology in the morning.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:25

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

flerp posted:

##vote: flerp

Agreed. ##vote: flerp

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:25

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

Spiros posted:

Agreed. ##vote: flerp

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:25

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

flerp posted:

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:28

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:30

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Jimson posted:

I feel like Tendai is scum, and if we turbo him it will result in a flip that will save town for the rest of the game, but on the other side, I like his avatar. Whats a man to do.

And next you'll say "we have to be random guys!" to try to save yourself :mad:

##vote Jimson

Spiros posted:

Aw man look at that dog :3:

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:37

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Jimson posted:

But I have no hands This is very triggering. I expect an apology in the morning.

I'll apologize to your next of kin.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:42

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

Everyone's saying it so it must be true!

##vote: Jimson

I don't actually know what they're saying because I havent been paying attention, but for shame, Jimson, for shame.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:58

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Absurd Revolver posted:

Everyone's saying it so it must be true!

##vote: Jimson

I don't actually know what they're saying because I havent been paying attention, but for shame, Jimson, for shame.

I was raised better than this, you of all people should know that. Please, don't tell mom

# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:59

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

i can't believe he did that thing, unforgiveable

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:03

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Well, I'm suspicious of Kashuno because he appears to not like fun and wants to keep others from having fun. Even if he's not a Bad Guy, he's still a bad guy and I'm not sure I want him in our town.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:08

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

HoAssHo posted:

Well, I'm suspicious of Kashuno because he appears to not like fun and wants to keep others from having fun. Even if he's not a Bad Guy, he's still a bad guy and I'm not sure I want him in our town.

There has never been a better excuse for voting scumlord supreme Kashuno than this one. ##vote Kashuno

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:10

Juchero: Feb 15, 2008; Wedge Regret

Jimson posted:

I was raised better than this, you of all people should know that. Please, don't tell mom

Too late.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:13

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

I was gonna wait but, yeah:

##vote: Kashuno

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:13

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

If you all don't mind a meta-read.
Kashuno is a scummy person I.E. Scum

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:16

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

I'm a day cop and it says here kash is scum

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:21

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

HoAssHo and Jimson obviously in league together... A league of evil, that is!!

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:22

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Your Personal Muse posted:

I'm a day cop and it says here kash is scum

Can't argue with that logic. Nope.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:22

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

Jimson posted:

Can't argue with that logic. Nope.

Jimson isn't voting and is kash's scum buddy.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:23

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Unvoting as long as more rear end is provided. If it is not...there will be no rear end.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:28

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

HoAssHo posted:

Well, I'm suspicious of Kashuno because he appears to not like fun and wants to keep others from having fun. Even if he's not a Bad Guy, he's still a bad guy and I'm not sure I want him in our town.

I actually love fun, you hoassho

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:35

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Your Personal Muse posted:

Jimson isn't voting and is kash's scum buddy.

ah yes, your stupid as gently caress gambit worked out so well for you last time

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:36

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Jimson isn't voting and is kash's scum buddy.

Your right, me and kash are both scum. Let's all vote kash out first just to prove it.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:39

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

:smokes a bowl: ayy OP give me some real flavor to RP with. Time period please.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:39

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Kashuno posted:

:smokes a bowl: ayy OP give me some real flavor to RP with. Time period please.

*Injects 2 Marijuanas* :# Wanna RP? Heres my starter

Jimson
Looks: Big, Buff, Black hair, White eyes with Sharingan in both eyes
Voice:Gravely and manly.
Personality: Kind,Mean, Nice, loyal
Likes:Candy, Nice girls, T.V.
Dislikes:Posers, Twilight, Rap

I am walking in my favorite band t-shirt (ICP) and my pair of tripp pants (vintage) I am also wearing a pair of black and white vans, because I skate. I am holding my skate board to go skate with Hinata, because we are dating. When I bump into you

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:43

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

the time period is 2016

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:44

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The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

Token Female posted:

It is currently Day 1

The world is full of possibilities stretching forward. What lies beyond this point is littered with your choices. Will you be a kind-hearted townsperson, devoted to purging the Mafia menace from your town, or will you be a shadowy Mafia goon, hoping to kill off those who oppose you? Or perhaps, will you be something different and overcome this world of opposites? One thing is for sure, where you are now, you have no idea what the bottom will be like.

Just make poo poo up dude.

# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:46

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