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Totally new to mafia, might as well get my feet wet.
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Jimson posted:You get me wet. 
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Apr 7, 2016 02:05
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So much suspiciously suspicious behavior. Wish I knew what that mean!
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Apr 7, 2016 14:19
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Kashuno posted:What specifically is suspicious to you People who ask me about what I find suspicious are extra suspicious! Not in my town you don't. ##vote: Kashuno
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Apr 7, 2016 14:39
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Kashuno posted:This is a very bad vote. It is strange that you find someone asking for clarification of your suspicions to immediately be scum. Very defensive. First questions, then intimidation? Will you stop at nothing, sir?!
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Apr 7, 2016 15:07
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It turns out, as a desperately poor dirt farmer, that I do not know the meaning of the words "intimidation" or "suspicious". But I stand strong in my convictions nonetheless 
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Apr 7, 2016 15:47
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HoAssHo posted:*shuffles sleepily out front door of home (mud hut? apartment? cottage? Who knows!) into town square in sweatshirt, pajama bottoms and slippers* Pfft, passing himself off as a commoner when he has a roof over his head. Some of us sleep in the dirt, like real
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Apr 7, 2016 17:02
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I don't know about you but I'm taking this very seriously, so seriously in fact that I will forgo use of electricity for the duration of the ga
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Apr 7, 2016 17:33
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Apr 7, 2016 17:49
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Kashuno posted:WOW that rear end is RAD!!!! In the spirit of forgiveness and asses, I will put aside my differences. ##unvote
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Apr 7, 2016 19:23
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Everyone's saying it so it must be true! ##vote: Jimson I don't actually know what they're saying because I havent been paying attention, but for shame, Jimson, for shame.
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Apr 7, 2016 19:58
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Jimson posted:I was raised better than this, you of all people should know that. Please, don't tell mom Too late.
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Apr 7, 2016 20:13
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Damning evidence continues to mount... ...that dirt farming is not a sustainable means of living. Should I call it artisan heirloom dirt? Y/N
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Apr 7, 2016 21:04
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Kashuno posted:Kashuno met Absurd Revolver on his journey to the city. "Your dirt," he said confused. "Why do you farm this dirt? Even artisan dirt is not going to give you life. Come with me, friend, and we shall build a new life in the city. We shall free ourselves from the shackles of poo poo, and create a new life! He looked into his eyes with the mad fervor of a man who had spent a whole day shoveling poo poo, a drip of spittle hanging from the corner of his lip. "My father farmed this poo poo, as did his father, stretching back to a thousand generations of filthy poo poo shovelers. No, sir, I shall not yield to the never ending march of progress! I shall stand, proudly, with poo poo in my hands and a dozen parasites inhabiting my every nook and cranny!"
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Apr 7, 2016 21:15
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Why don't we come up with some kind of patch that confirmed towns can wear, so we don't have this kind of confusion?
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Apr 7, 2016 22:04
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flerp posted:lick my bum no
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Apr 7, 2016 22:44
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The dirt whispers to me, of secrets long lost. I bend my ear to listen, straining to glimpse the secrets beyond. In their final moments, they imparted upon me one thing: shitpost more
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Apr 7, 2016 23:06
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legitimately have no clue why everyone's all up in arms, who cares how he posts 
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Apr 7, 2016 23:18
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Jimson posted:I would be making the same arguments if he was posting the same things without the flowery prose. It would just be more blatantly obvious to everyone else. Yeah but what if that's just how he wants to play? I mean, I don't have much experience in the matter of game room mafia politics, but does it really matter what he's posting when the game hasn't even started yet? If he turns everyone against him, and we vote him out, doesn't the problem solve itself?
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Apr 7, 2016 23:23
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What the hell have I gotten myself into.
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Apr 7, 2016 23:30
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Seriously I thought this was supposed to be some fun goon game not angry shitposter central.
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Apr 7, 2016 23:40
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If it helps ease things any. ##unvote I haven't forgotten what you did, Jimbo, but I can look past it for the betterment of the common good.
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Apr 7, 2016 23:50
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Jimson posted:I've already confirmed my role. What about you? Kashuno posted:I had fun yeah I'm scum peace
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Apr 7, 2016 23:53
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JakeP posted:lol
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Apr 8, 2016 00:17
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Spiros posted:Kashuno, Jimson: The hero this thread needs.
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Apr 8, 2016 00:32
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Deadbeat Dad posted:I would also like whoever is active to give a few opinions on who you feel okay about in the game and who you are keeping an eye on. You can explain as little or as much as you want. I'll add mine in a bit. I also feel flerp is hiding something, but that is about it. I am new and can't read the room well. I don't suspect either of our arguing posters.
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Apr 8, 2016 00:43
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gannyGrabber posted:Guys what the gently caress I went away for like 2 hours and came back to 4 pages of HURNRNGH GURRR I'M BETTER AT MAFIA THAN YOUUUU To think we still have over a day until the first deadline.
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Apr 8, 2016 00:58
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The dirt famine reaches its peak. Dirt is more valuable than gold. Dirt is now currency. The dirt must flow.
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Apr 8, 2016 01:20
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Moatillata posted:##vote: jimson Think you can move in on my dirt, punk? This is my pile of poo poo and you can take it from my gangrenous, poo stained hands. Fists. Poo stained fists.
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Apr 8, 2016 01:29
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Moatillata posted:WHERE ELSE WILL I LAY MY EGGS AND RAISE MY YOUNG?!? In the sand, like some kind of treacherous crustacean
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Apr 8, 2016 02:02
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Your Personal Muse posted:Hello. I am here and ready for your crusade. Go ahead and wage war. At the end of it, you'll need dirt for all the graves! Then you'll all come running. Yes, thus begins the Age of Dirt.
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Apr 8, 2016 02:20
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:So in the dirtpocalypse will everyone be really clean? Like basically the opposite of Mad Max? Yes, and the dirt farmers shall be king. Also vote for me because no one mentioned me in any of their risk reports so obviously I'm the most dangerous one of all of us.
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Apr 8, 2016 02:33
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Well, all your arguments are poo poo. And I love poo poo, it's what I do, it's like my whole life. ##vote: kashuno Hate to be the one to push it over, but them's the breaks.
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Apr 8, 2016 07:00
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I stand by every terrible decision past, present, and undoubtedly future.
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Apr 9, 2016 00:37
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This one seems pretty simple Jimson. I know what you did. The dirt does not forget. ##vote: Jimson
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Apr 9, 2016 01:42
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SirSamVimes posted:Is this a claim? Yes it is! A claim of sexual harassment! Jimson posted:You get me wet.
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Apr 9, 2016 01:46
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Jimson posted:IT WAS AN EXPRESSION OF MY LOVE! Take it up with Townie HR!
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Apr 9, 2016 01:58
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I've got the dirt on all of you! By that I mean your poo poo. I have all your poo poo. You just leave it laying around. One man's poo poo is another man's addition to his towering, festering poo poo pile. (please keep generously donating to the shitpost fund)
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Apr 9, 2016 03:20
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flerp posted:i like having fun, im sorry that doesnt make sense to you that people might try to enjoy themselves especially considering the stupid nonsense of day 1 Fun is good, let's all vote to forget the time we didn't have fun. A vote for Jimson is a vote for a clean slate.
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Spiros posted:Don't listen to the vile dirtomancer One day you will all be dirt. I will be dirt. Everything will be dirt.
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