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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


I totally was scrolling GBS and misread a thread as "Breaking Bad vs. Superman."

Now I'm all like thinking, what happened if it was like Breaking Bad vs. Superman, and like the key ingredient I the best meth was kryptonite.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


wow thatd be crazy. thanks for introducing this concept to my brain

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

wackytown vs crazyville

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Breaking Sad vs Buperman

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Enfield posted:

wow thatd be crazy. thanks for introducing this concept to my brain

No problem! Now how about this one, what if like Superman fought Robocop?

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


super cop. the cop that can't be stopped.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006



I don't understand


Where does the "vs" happen? Is walter white like lex luther or something? Why does superman give two shits about new mexico

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Billy Madison vs The Thing

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


im going to hop into a phonebooth and smoke a bunch of meth and become superman and rip all my clothes off

DemonToadGoat
Jan 11, 2015



what ifnt?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


ROFLburger posted:

I don't understand


Where does the "vs" happen? Is walter white like lex luther or something? Why does superman give two shits about new mexico

He could be, they're both bald rich white guys

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

farmville vs smallville

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine


plot: breaking bad but unless youre doomsday or bats with a k-ring its a one hit ko on supes part so....

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Also, in a match up between Robocop 1987 vs Robocop 2014, Robocop 1987 would win

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

JiveHonky posted:

farmville vs smallville

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014




Hell Gem

How about Harry Potter vs Voldemort? Imagine that!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Mordja posted:

How about Harry Potter vs Voldemort? Imagine that!

Sauron vs. Hairy Potter

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Sauron's Army vs Coach Ditka

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*


yowza

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014


What if the downfall of superman's home planet was from smoking kryptonite

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

What if, what....if...uh, forget it. Wait, I remember. What if......gently caress, nevermind

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




do you think lois lane ever asked superman to wear a kryptonite cockring to help cut down on his "super speed"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


bikesonyx posted:

What if the downfall of superman's home planet was from smoking kryptonite


WHoa, I wonder if that's how Batman's parents died

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Too soon, Iron Crowned, too soon.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




I'd like to see superman vs. Jesus personally. or is that why the second coming hasn't happened yet? you scared, JC?!

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine


MiracleWhale posted:

do you think lois lane ever asked superman to wear a kryptonite cockring to help cut down on his "super speed"

only if she wanted his dick to fall off mid-coitus eeewwwwwww

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

only if she wanted his dick to fall off mid-coitus eeewwwwwww

Superman is an alien anyway, who says he has human sexual organs?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




Iron Crowned posted:

WHoa, I wonder if that's how Batman's parents died

batman's mom died when a pearl necklace went tragically wrong

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

only if she wanted his dick to fall off mid-coitus eeewwwwwww

you have to admit it'd make a pretty good souvenir

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

i thought bamans parents died from bad streetmeat poisoning from a korean fusion taco truck

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006



risen from the garbage. the scum of the hive cluster - alive. i am it. i have ascended.
i am scrunt

attributed to scrunt but not actually possible as scrunts not capable of self awareness or rational thought


Laurenz posted:

super cop. the cop that can't be stopped.

JACKIE CHAN???!?!?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Planet of the Subway Sandwiches, hitting theaters this summer!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014



Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

only if she wanted his dick to fall off mid-coitus eeewwwwwww
supereunuch

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


So superman would feel like superman but would simultaneously not have any of his superpowers. Mind blown. And all those guys from breaking bad would just rape the poo poo out of him, high on meth. But then they can't ever run out of meth because superman would get his superpowers back. But he wouldn't really feel like superman. Not until he got some more meth. Man that's hosed up.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But he wouldn't really feel like superman. Not until he got some more meth. Man that's hosed up.

ain't that just the human condition in a nutshell

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!



Bateman vs Superman

Ivan Yurkinov
Jan 13, 2010


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Billy Madison vs The Thing

The Thing vs. The Body Snatchers - it's like the chicken and the egg. Which one is the REAL one? Mind = blown.

ed: I didn't realize how mind blowing this thread really is.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

starbucks vs coffee bean and tea leaf

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*


Ivan Yurkinov posted:

The Thing vs. The Body Snatchers - it's like the chicken and the egg. Which one is the REAL one? Mind = blown.

ed: I didn't realize how mind blowing this thread really is.

thhe 78 body snatchers with jeffy goldblum and donald sutherland is my fav movie of all time. i mean my god thate nding

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




JiveHonky posted:

starbucks vs coffee bean and tea leaf

at the end the Starbucks lady is impaled on a razor sharp tea leaf while choking the coffee bean monster to death with her tentacles and their bodies slump together in an eternal death embrace

audience gives a standing ovation, tears dripping down their smiling faces

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