what if you died doing some mediocre stuff

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a fragile ego

what if you just dropped dead while brushing your teeth or while watching a terrible movie. what would people think when they find your body and the autopsy says "died at 4 pm while brushing teeth, cause unknown" :stonk:

that would be hosed UP

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:15

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:29

a fragile ego

"died while ironing clothes"
"died while making a big plate of spaghetti"

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:16

a fragile ego

my biggest fear is to be found dead while listening to meme rap, what would my family think

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:22

MrWillsauce

I'm afraid of being sent to heaven like some square

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:23

a fragile ego

MrWillsauce posted:

I'm afraid of being sent to heaven like some square

hahaha how big of a booger eating nerd do you have to be to get into heaven

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:25

MrWillsauce

I know, right

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:26

treasure bear

i spend a lot of time in cool poses incase I suddenly die in a pompeii type scenario

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:26

MrWillsauce

I never masturbate for the same reason

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:28

a fragile ego

treasure bear posted:

i spend a lot of time in cool poses incase I suddenly die in a pompeii type scenario

thats the coolest thing i ever heard get said

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:28

symbolic

brushing your teeth is not mediocre, for good dental hygiene is an essential part of maintaining your appearance

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:42

FluffieDuckie

treasure bear posted:

i spend a lot of time in cool poses incase I suddenly die in a pompeii type scenario

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:47

treasure bear

i dont mind dying doing the dishes for there is no death more noble

# ? Apr 9, 2016 18:56

Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

I hate doing the dishes and knowing my luck I will probably die doing them and then I will haunt my kitchen and spookily tell my girlfriend "I toooooollldddd you it WOOOOOUUUULLLDDD kill me to the dishessssssssss"

# ? Apr 10, 2016 01:18

FutonForensic

haha how funny would it be if i just keeled over on top of my keyboard reading this threadddddddddddd

# ? Apr 10, 2016 01:25

McSlaughter: "Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?"

MrWillsauce posted:

I never masturbate for the same reason

masturbating kills.

re: I know because I've tried too much

# ? Apr 10, 2016 01:37

McSlaughter: "Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?"

treasure bear posted:

i dont mind dying doing the dishes for there is no death more noble

# ? Apr 10, 2016 01:37

City of Glompton

Here lies City of Glompton
Died as she lived
Putting away laundry

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 10, 2016 01:59

treasure bear

ive got a rope tied around my ankle while im in the house at all times connected to a winch which is connected to a heart rate monitor. if i die the winch will trigger and pull my body through the house away from whatever i was doing in death and leave it in a pile of vintage sunglasses, jackets and vinyl albums

# ? Apr 10, 2016 02:11

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

if i die doing something mediocre i hope my family and friends will weekend at bernie's my corpse so that it appears i died doing something heroic

# ? Apr 10, 2016 04:16

bong: by Shine

$waggot

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# ? Apr 10, 2016 07:38

FreshCutFries

treasure bear posted:

i spend a lot of time in cool poses incase I suddenly die in a pompeii type scenario

treasure bear posted:

ive got a rope tied around my ankle while im in the house at all times connected to a winch which is connected to a heart rate monitor. if i die the winch will trigger and pull my body through the house away from whatever i was doing in death and leave it in a pile of vintage sunglasses, jackets and vinyl albums

# ? Apr 10, 2016 08:58

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

what if you die while you're still preparing your awesome death?

what if you die while preparing your awesome death and you're the king of upper and lower nile? what will the other pharaohs think??

"Here lies Hastyhotep - arrived too early wherever he went"

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Apr 10, 2016

# ? Apr 10, 2016 12:38

alnilam

DeepQantas posted:

what if you die while you're still preparing your awesome death?

what if you die while preparing your awesome death and you're the king of upper and lower nile? what will the other pharaohs think??

"Here lies Hastyhotep - arrived too early wherever he went"

"My name is LazyKamen, King of Kings
I swear I'm gonna build some works here soon"

# ? Apr 10, 2016 14:33

google THIS

I have had several sharkbite-shaped chunks perforated into my flesh in such a way that they'll fall off when I pass away so no matter how I die it will look like a shark attack

"It appears that this individual fell off the roof and broke his neck while installing Christmas lights..."

"Haha, what an idiot!"

"...after a great white took a massive chunk out of his calf."

"Whoa, that's badass! We don't get many roof sharks in Ohio!"

# ? Apr 10, 2016 17:16

FluffieDuckie

Quidnose posted:

I hate doing the dishes and knowing my luck I will probably die doing them and then I will haunt my kitchen and spookily tell my girlfriend "I toooooollldddd you it WOOOOOUUUULLLDDD kill me to the dishessssssssss"

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 10, 2016 17:25

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I'm going out all shiny and chrome, screaming witness me... Like any self respecting viking!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 10, 2016 17:41

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

died while making a weird face because he was putting on some chapstick

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# ? Apr 10, 2016 18:32

magnavox space odyssey

whoa, this guy died watching paint dry

how interesting!

# ? Apr 10, 2016 20:59

Rodney The Yam II

This thread is gonna turnout like that movie

# ? Apr 11, 2016 02:48

Senior Management

My third greatest fear is pulling an Elvis

:jerry:

# ? Apr 11, 2016 03:54

FutonForensic

while browsing the web, by body became wracked with pain. a cardiac arrest; i didn't have much time. i opened Steam, and launched Counter-Strike: Source. one last headshot

# ? Apr 11, 2016 04:01

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DeepQantas posted:

what if you die while you're still preparing your awesome death?

what if you die while preparing your awesome death and you're the king of upper and lower nile? what will the other pharaohs think??

"Here lies Hastyhotep - arrived too early wherever he went"

this is my greatest fear tbh

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# ? Apr 11, 2016 09:56

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

*everyone standing around the half finished pyramid*
"well, that was a big waste of time!"

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# ? Apr 11, 2016 09:59

ScrubLeague

"Well at least he died doing what he loved: nothing in particular."

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# ? Apr 11, 2016 10:39

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

- So what were you doing when you died?
- Having a heart attack

# ? Apr 11, 2016 10:57

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Door locked... windows barred... poison gas coming from the vents... spiked ceiling slowly descending... scorpions are getting angry...

Great. Mom was right when she said I'd die in the office.

# ? Apr 11, 2016 11:02