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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Zombiepop posted:

Cargo pants are a cardinal sin, cargo shorts only work if you dress like a pop punk idiot(aka be a teenager). Black jeans owns but you gotta have the legs and attitude for em, same with jorts. Kinda hard to pull of jorts with a nice blazers, better go for chino shorts then If u gotta have shorts.

Not surprised so many goons dont know how to dress nice.

Lol

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I've been banned from buying myself new cargo pants to replace the ones I've worn through with holes, so now I'm taking up sewing because I'm joining a cargo cult.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Wear the old ones under your slacks and become a cargo chameleon.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
poncho made of human skin

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I've been banned from buying myself new cargo pants to replace the ones I've worn through with holes, so now I'm taking up sewing because I'm joining a cargo cult.

I'm also being discouraged from buying any new cargo shorts

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
when women inflate the hood of their clitoris to attract a mate

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao if you don't dress entirely in black every single day
black boots black jeans black metal shirt black jacket as the prophet ty seagall spaked

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
chicks who dress in all black are automatically 15% hotter
teengenerate teaches us this

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

strongfat powerlifter bods

lol wrong

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
a bloodied mouth and a single shoe

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

women thinks that trash looks good too?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Men think it looks good when a woman is weak and impassive to the point that she can't survive with out a man

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Cargo pants, metal tshirt, white socks in sandals - laid back n all the bitches flock to me.

you dont own any metal t-shirts, jesus christ dude you know like two metal bands. bitch. Looking forward too seeing you rock em cargos next time we out.

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009

mdm posted:

women thinks that trash looks good too?
Chicks be loving the dad-bod, and the muscles necessary to squat 800lbs and boom, strong-fat.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
ethnic cleansing

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

amusinginquiry posted:

ethnic cleansing

Is this one of those things where women enjoy the benefite but dont actually wsnt to help

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Ugh, like making them cum.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

paul_soccer10 posted:

lmao if you don't dress entirely in black every single day
black boots black jeans black metal shirt black jacket as the prophet ty seagall spaked

I dont know who that loving name belongs to but I was rocking that look since forever because color belongs only on the plants that grow on the grave. Except the metal shirt because metal bands are part of the conspiracy to make metal about gay poo poo like breakups.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

criscodisco posted:

Ugh, like making them cum.

hahaha

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
did someone say fat white butts yet

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Iron Prince posted:

did someone say fat white butts yet

My posting was called out as problematic by a parrot, so I'm going to be expanding my horizons and gimmick by posting PASS's for a while (Phat Ass Spanish Senoritas)

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Decorative (empty) Liquor Bottles on display

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Energy Drink Logos on pickup truck

Actually any truck decoration.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The women in antiperspirant ads that keep trying to grab their man to smell him.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Binoculars

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Professor Shark posted:

My posting was called out as problematic by a parrot, so I'm going to be expanding my horizons and gimmick by posting PASS's for a while (Phat Ass Spanish Senoritas)



thank you, this comports well with the way i prefer to objectify women.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

products whose merits are best conveyed by a table of numbers

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Charts, Figures, Graphs, Dollar Signs all over a white board

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Does anybody think platform heels look good?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

boom boom boom posted:

Does anybody think platform heels look good?

The things only women think look good thread is thataway "bub"

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
Covering the top of your fridge with liquor bottles that only have a sip left in them because not finishing the whole bottle means you're not an alcoholic.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Socks with sandals

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
truck nuts

nuts in general

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

mdm posted:

truck nuts

nuts in general

And yet they refuse to let them touch.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I don't want to be sexist in tyool 2016 but a wet vagina going up and down on my dilz looks better than good- great.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
vaginas

Ancelm
Apr 10, 2016

You'll never take me alive, copper!

amusinginquiry posted:

ethnic cleansing

I don't know, man. I know a few
women who also like ethnic cleansing.

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -
Your own wife's hot younger sister.....

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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
skipped ahead. are you still talking about cargo shorts?

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