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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Hairy balls

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

An overwhelming influence in global politics and economics

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

comb over hairstyles in politics and high level management

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

No actual man thinks they look good, only YOSPOS posters...

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

This is actually rad as hell

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
strongfat powerlifter bods

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

I used to haunt a lot of photography boards when I was just starting out. AFAIK, they were some of the most heavily-male spaces I've seen on the interbutts. It's not that women aren't into photography, it's just that basically only men would ever develop pages-long arguments about Dx0 scores.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Pamela Anderson

still pretty sure she's a Mars Attacks-type infiltrator

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Bolt-on titties

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Trucker hats

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Fishing gear as every day clothes

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Body hair

Holding tight into things accentuating the arm muscles and especially the forearm muscles and veins

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

gannyGrabber posted:

This is actually rad as hell

THANK you

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
bragging about how much they work out, their cars, how much money they make, etc. on dating profiles

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

lidnsya posted:

bragging about how much they work out, their cars, how much money they make, etc. on dating profiles

goon pro tip: women hate when you're jacked and rich

rio
Mar 20, 2008

A vagina right up in your face

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

walgreenslatino posted:

goon pro tip: women hate when you're jacked and rich

don't brag about it in your profile just post a selfie of your six pack + huge bulge while sitting in your maserati

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

walgreenslatino posted:

goon pro tip: women hate when you're jacked and rich

No, it's cool to be jacked and rich, but sucking your own dick about it is unattractive.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
if they could suck they own dick they wouldnt be on a dating site tho

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


penises

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


somehow that works in both threads

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

I like hairy mans :argh:

Waxed chests

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

don't brag about it in your profile just post a selfie of your six pack + huge bulge while sitting in your maserati

the maserati only works on gay dating sites

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

MiracleWhale posted:

somehow that works in both threads

dicks other than my own scare the hell outta me

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

dicks other than my own scare the hell outta me

when I see a dick I just totally freak, man, my machete comes out with a quickness

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
That's terrifying cause I hang dong everywhere I go.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004


Is this true? All my shorts are cargo shorts.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

The Grey posted:

Is this true? All my shorts are cargo shorts.

hosed up if true

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

thathonkey posted:

hosed up if true

What kind of shorts do women like then?

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
pants

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
eating more protein than can be used by your body in day no matter how "swole" your daily routine makes you, usually in "whey" form

edit they probably just like the way it makes their poo poo even more repugnant

glowstick party tonight fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Apr 11, 2016

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
camouflage

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
dogtags when not in service

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Tranny porn

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
lingerie that looks like neon rubber bands

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
Piss on the floor next to the toilet

Piss in my socks

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Unsolicited Dick Pics

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Volume posted:

Unsolicited Dick Pics

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
http://i.imgur.com/TqFeOVO.gifv

Train sets

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