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FogHelmut posted:cigars this is very culture specific, probably true in places where smokers of any variety are treated with slightly less sympathy than lepers eg big cities in north america
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Apr 12, 2016 21:05
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Apr 12, 2016 21:10
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Dr. Dickhead Jr. posted:these make me want to tie the dude wearing them to a wooden chair very painfully, put a spacer bar between his knees, and just go to town nailing his winky to the chair seat with rusty nails and a hammer. slowly.
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Apr 12, 2016 21:15
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Cargo shorts I like cargo shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.
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Apr 12, 2016 21:19
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Volume posted:Kilts GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Cargo shorts utilikilts
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FogHelmut posted:cigars you aren't supposed to wear cigars but to smoke them
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Apr 12, 2016 21:30
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You sassed me earlier on this very topic, but how hard is it for straight guys to figure out that cargo shorts are not now, not have they ever been in style or flattering or attractive in any way?
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Apr 12, 2016 21:31
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Cargo shorts i wear them only during the short period in the summer when it's too hot to wear jeans, they aren't a stylistic choice, just a way to cool down
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Apr 12, 2016 21:31
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criscodisco posted:You sassed me earlier on this very topic, but how hard is it for straight guys to figure out that cargo shorts are not now, not have they ever been in style or flattering or attractive in any way? I still maintain you, dress the man in your life funny. Cargo shorts are dad dress. Sometimes I combine them with an ironic t-shirt and sandals. No socks. I'm not a loving heathen.
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Hogge Wild posted:i wear them only during the short period in the summer when it's too hot to wear jeans, they aren't a stylistic choice, just a way to cool down There exist other kinds of shorts dude
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Apr 12, 2016 21:36
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Volume posted:Kilts i wore a kilt at a christening and hosed the godmother
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rakovsky maybe posted:There exist other kinds of shorts dude normal shorts don't have good pockets for keys, cellphone and wallet
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Apr 12, 2016 21:52
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Internaut! posted:this is very culture specific, probably true in places where smokers of any variety are treated with slightly less sympathy than lepers eg big cities in north america nah its one of those lame things that guys do to appear to have some identity of "this makes me a man"
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www posted:i wore a kilt at a christening and hosed the godmother This is obviously a lie
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FogHelmut posted:nah its one of those lame things that guys do to appear to have some identity of "this makes me a man" is this something that people do
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I think this summer I'm going mix up my sandals/t-shirt/cargo short game with some tasteful Kevin Smith style Jorts.
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criscodisco posted:You sassed me earlier on this very topic, but how hard is it for straight guys to figure out that cargo shorts are not now, not have they ever been in style or flattering or attractive in any way? I own cargo shorts, on account of my parents being of the (as I know now, a decade later, well reasoned) mindset that you should buy everything a few sizes too large because kids grow into things and who gives a poo poo what kids or teenagers wear anyway. I stopped growing much after puberty. I don't throw clothes away, nor do I donate them because I hate the less fortunate.
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I think I may even have "carpenter" style Jorts I can woo the ladies with.
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FogHelmut posted:nah its one of those lame things that guys do to appear to have some identity of "this makes me a man" more like "this will keep the women away" see also: golf, beer league hockey
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Hogge Wild posted:normal shorts don't have good pockets for keys, cellphone and wallet Nor do jeans, and people seem to manage just fine in them. How much poo poo do you need to carry around with you? Are you 12? If regular human pants can't possibly contain all of the small items you simply must have at all times, wear a light jacket or a blazer in a thin fabric. Actually, forget the blazer, you'd destroy the lines of it by cramming the pockets full of gummy worms and Akira dolls. And VendaGoat, just because I (rightly) choose style over utility. Clothing that focuses on utility first and foremost should be worn when performing a job, not for going to your LAN parties and dinner at the Bloomin Onion.
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Borrowed Ladder posted:humongous boobs what about lesbians?
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Machai posted:what about lesbians? Lesbians are men for the purpose of this thread. Because all the lesbians i hang out with are into big honkin boobs and smoking and drinking and half the other stuff in here
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Hogge Wild posted:normal shorts don't have good pockets for keys, cellphone and wallet get a cap-sac dude 
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criscodisco posted:And VendaGoat, just because I (rightly) choose style over utility. Clothing that focuses on utility first and foremost should be worn when performing a job, not for going to your LAN parties and dinner at the Bloomin Onion. I only enjoy hanging around at the local Applebee's after ten p.m.
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criscodisco posted:Nor do jeans, and people seem to manage just fine in them. How much poo poo do you need to carry around with you? Are you 12? There is a solution 
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That sounds about right. Guys like you also never have proper ball hygiene either, yet after a long hard day at the 'Bees you still expect a guy to get down there and get to sucking.
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