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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Germstore posted:

We all hate each other now is my guess.

So nothing changed? We just became even more insular?

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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
im gay

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Wall Balls posted:

look in the background

horry poo poo!

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Serviette posted:

So, for someone who doesn't really know, why did Goonmeets stop being a thing? What happened to AwfulYearbook?

awful yearbook is pretty much like a roast me thread on a different format except that cute girls are likely to get sweatier, nastier, goonier comments instead of just getting insulted

pyf has a nicer goon thread but it's mostly for daywalkers and other posters who could pass as normal human beings

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


hey buddy I really don't appreciate you ripping off my joke from the last page

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ruddiger posted:

Is this a confirmed goon or are we just making GBS threads up the thread with ugly redditors and channers now?

Also, why the gently caress would you save that you weirdo.

Yah posting a funny rear end pic is "making GBS threads up the thread"

FOH ya bish :vapes:

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

ruddiger posted:

Is this a confirmed goon or are we just making GBS threads up the thread with ugly redditors and channers now?

that's fire's new lady, so one degree of goon at most

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
haha, fire's new "lady".

these people should be put in ovens though like for real

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

hard counter posted:

awful yearbook is pretty much like a roast me thread on a different format except that cute girls are likely to get sweatier, nastier, goonier comments instead of just getting insulted

pyf has a nicer goon thread but it's mostly for daywalkers and other posters who could pass as normal human beings

Tbere is nothing normal anout those goons. And they defintiely dont pass.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what are um daywalkers? i think i get it from the context but ???

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

opus111 posted:

Tbere is nothing normal anout those goons. And they defintiely dont pass.

They don't even pass as human. I feel no connection to them as I do my fellow man, the uncanny valley has been entered and they cannot claw their way out. This inhumanoid monstrosities must be eliminated lest they repro---- oh, they can't? That's alright, I guess. No biggy then

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

thathonkey posted:

what are um daywalkers? i think i get it from the context but ???

Non-goony people who can pass for normal, since they don't walk around with a neckbeard, sailor moon t-shirt, cutoff sweats and a boner.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

criscodisco posted:

Non-goony people who can pass for normal, since they don't walk around with a neckbeard, sailor moon t-shirt, cutoff sweats and a boner.

Do they crawl on all 4's and meow like a cat?

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





opus111 posted:

Tbere is nothing normal anout those goons. And they defintiely dont pass.

If that were true then why hasn't goon.jpg gotten much new content in like a decade

We have to face the harsh realities of 2016: goons have evolved from jorts and neckbeards atop double chins to questionable polos and wispy soul patches astride single chins. They can blend in.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blistex posted:

Do they crawl on all 4's and meow like a cat?

Explain.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Give it a month and they'll both be accusing the other of domestic abuse.

Apparently Fire isn't being retained at his job and his car is breaking down. But getting his name changed on his birth certificate is more important so that's where his scant earnings are going to, well that and random games from Steam.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

A goon once got a boner in front of a girl, and figured the best possible way to hide it was to get on all fours, and crawl out of the room whilst pretending to be a cat, complete with sound effects.

Goon Logic!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blistex posted:

A goon once got a boner in front of a girl, and figured the best possible way to hide it was to get on all fours, and crawl out of the room whilst pretending to be a cat, complete with sound effects.

Goon Logic!

... I was not expecting that.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Blistex posted:

A goon once got a boner in front of a girl, and figured the best possible way to hide it was to get on all fours, and crawl out of the room whilst pretending to be a cat, complete with sound effects.

Goon Logic!

And that goon...Was Albert Einstein!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

jfc 2014s not knowing about cat boner guy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Ryoshi posted:

jfc 2014s not knowing about cat boner guy
tell me about bigpeeler, grandpa

naM sdrawkcaB
Feb 17, 2011

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

now post the terminator 2 gif

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Blistex posted:

A goon once got a boner in front of a girl, and figured the best possible way to hide it was to get on all fours, and crawl out of the room whilst pretending to be a cat, complete with sound effects.

Goon Logic!

also iirc the reason he got a boner was because they were making out

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

yup

having a functional penis is, of course, shameful to most goons

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Goons are the loving best

Laughing out loud on the subway like an idiot ova here!!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Such a good photoshop thread.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
Everyone is capable of beauty

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



Thanks friend

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Blistex posted:

A goon once got a boner in front of a girl, and figured the best possible way to hide it was to get on all fours, and crawl out of the room whilst pretending to be a cat, complete with sound effects.

Goon Logic!

didnt he crawl backwards too

BungMonkey
Sep 7, 2000

Mmm... Mulched baby...

symbolic posted:

i wonder who won
As far as I am concerned, Lowtax still owes me a can of Lysol. :mad:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

BungMonkey posted:

As far as I am concerned, Lowtax still owes me a can of Lysol. :mad:
oh jesus christ he's alive.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


BungMonkey posted:

As far as I am concerned, Lowtax still owes me a can of Lysol. :mad:

First Caro, now this?!

It's Lazarus week at SA

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"


Lowtax must feel pretty good about consistently being the handsomest man around.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

lonesomedwarf posted:

didnt he crawl backwards too

Now that you mention it, yes. . . there was yet another detail to make this story even more pathetic.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga

Jose posted:

does anyone have the pictures of the bald goon who went to japan and thought the paid girls in the photos he was with really liked him?

this was funny and i think it was the reason i stopped lurking and made a account. I thought the girls were basically using the goon to practice English and he thought he made this honest connection with them.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

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BungMonkey
Sep 7, 2000

Mmm... Mulched baby...

Linux Pirate posted:

First Caro, now this?! It's Lazarus week at SA
I refuse to emerge from the cave.

BungMonkey fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Apr 16, 2016

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