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bacalou


cherikee lime disease

1 part cherikee red cherry soda
dash of fresh lime juice
cover with baileys
garnish with lime chunks


oreo speed ballin

2 parts cookies and cream vodka
3 parts red bull
5 parts boba tea w/tapioca balls


red green lantern

2 parts maplejack
1 part green apple vodka
4 parts sunny d

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bacalou


deep blue moon crater

muddle kratom leaves into bottom of pint glass
pour over 1 blue moon ale
add $5 raspberry pi floater

bacalou


old mandarin winter

juice of a mandarin orange
mix in mug with half of an old english 40
drop in shot of mint chocolate baileys and consume

bacalou


peanut, but ghirardelli

2 parts peanut butter vodka
1 part ghirardelli hazelnut chocolate mix
3 parts peach schnapps

bacalou


el kabong

1 part fireball
1 vodka gummy bear
garnish in shot glass with metal guitar string

bacalou


senior xand castle

2 parts gold tequila
1 bottle of jarritos (any flavor)
one white castle cheeseburger
handful of beach sand
snippet of logic gate code

blend and serve chilled

bacalou


lego my eggo, hasta luego

1 lego minifig
1 frozen eggo waffle (homestyle only)
3 tbsp of chocolate laxative
2 oz of creme de menthe
3 oz of tequila

crush and strain into chilled martini glass
garnish with semi-crushed lego minifig

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
some coconut creme some coconut creme som coconut creame some coconut crem

bacalou


red blood celtic tacs

20 drops of virgin human blood
2 celtics tickets
entire container of orange tic tacs
1 bottle of sam adams (any variety)
blend and serve lukewarm, allowing for seperation

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
creamy whiskey float

4oz heavy cream
4oz whiskey
4 anchovies, finely diced
1 tsp cayenne
1 scoop of vanilla ice cream

blend and serve in an old styrofoam cup

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
bum and coke

3oz spiced rum (poured through a sleeping hobos rear end crack)
4oz RC cola

panascope

The Leftovers

1 part sweet vermouth
1 part dry vermouth

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Business Gorillas

:harambe:



The White Knight

1.5 oz malibu rum
1.5 oz coconut milk
3.0 oz mountain dew

take a hit of a pineapple flavored vape and exhale onto drink for garnish


Business Gorillas

:harambe:



The Cleveland Steamboat

per shot:
1 oz grain alcohol
.5 oz cuyahoga river water
garnish rim with rust

shake and serve in flights


Business Gorillas

:harambe:



Olive

fill a tumbler glass with olives

serve


bacalou


djarum black betty boop

1 part chocolate cake vodka
1 part clove schnapps
2 parts blackberry schnapps
2 parts rili tar flavored soda
3 drops of liquid smoke


shake with ice, serve in chilled martini glass with black licorice garnish

yoober

urinal cake
anything goes. no rules. its the secret drink they teach you at bartender school. but if you order a urinal cake you have to drink it no matter what or the bartender will call you a Cake Eating Bitch

drowned in pussy juice

by FactsAreUseless
My Life:

hardboil & peel 1 egg, place it in boston shaker
add 60 mls of rye whiskey
add ice shake and dump into a pilsner glass

top with prosecco

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City of Glompton

The Itchy and Scratchy

2 oz scotch
1 tsp Hellfire & Brimstone Itching Powder

shake; strain, serve in a tumbler over ice.

garnish with a sprig of poison ivy


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
The American Dream

1 part vodka
2 parts water
Garnish with shredded home foreclosure notice


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Spring Break, 100 year celebration... Bad things happend:
LSA (Hawaiian Baby seeds, basicaly natural LSD kinda thing)
1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Pear Cider...
1/3 Banana Burbon (What the gently caress is this even?!)

Mix, Stir, Puke, Hallucinate.

Trust me. This wasn't a great idea. To this day, 12 years later, I do not drink whiskey. And I used to love it.

<3 <3 Vanisher

FluffieDuckie

panascope posted:

The Leftovers

1 part sweet vermouth
1 part dry vermouth


Business Gorillas posted:

Olive

fill a tumbler glass with olives

serve


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

SniperWoreConverse



appalachian spring

well water / rainwater
moonshine
garnish with a little chaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

panascope

The misunderstanding

1 part gin
2 parts coke

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December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
the sandy vagina

1 1/3 oz Vodka,
1 1/3 oz Cranberry juice,
2/3 oz Peach schnapps,
1 1/3 oz Orange juice

1 teaspoon of Sand


Macnult

the bitchy teenager

2 parts fireball
1 part cheap vodka
1 part rubbing alcohol

Chard




a jar made out of frozen piss filled with carbonated fireball whiskey

Senior Management



The BBQ Cookout:

1/4 part sweet BBQ Sauce of choice
5 parts Maple Whiskey
1 part that "hotdog water" that you find when you crack open a fresh pack of dogs
1/2 part leftover juices from after you take your ribs out of the tinfoil wrap which will prolly be a mix of dry rub, whatever basting liquid you used (could be apple juice,) BBQ sauce, honey, butter, and meat juice.

:jerry:

MrWillsauce

make coffee but use bong water instead of regular water and then add a few splashes of bourbon. I call it the byob



DOPE FIEND KILLA G

1 part whole milk
1 part butter
1 part canned salmon
3 part bourbon
garnish with crumbled oyster crackers as desired
i call it the liz wiz special

MrWillsauce

don't forget the loaded gun for the chaser



Darkman Fanpage
mud and peepee with a lemon slice serve cold

Darkman Fanpage
the sad uncle

beer of choice poured in can of spaghetti-os

Hello Meow
The Mom

1 bottle gin

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
cats in the cradle

1 bottle of whiskey drank with a silver spoon as garnish

repeat until you're old and gray, repeat until you fade away


Hello Meow
The Not-So-Quiet Riot

1 cup melted chocolate chips
1/2 cup vinegar
1/2 cup heavy cream
500 ml rum

Combine in blender, fill to top with ice, blend until chunky.
Serve in highball glasses

Hello Meow fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Apr 11, 2016

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Darkman Fanpage posted:

the sad uncle

beer of choice poured in can of spaghetti-os

this sounds very byob and i mean, it's gross but gently caress it i'd try it if i was high enough. not an uncle though

Hello Meow
The Bad Idea

order a margarita and a white russian
drink both down to half, then combine in either glass

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
the Drink It All Up

-Juice of one lime

-2 shots of Malibu rum

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
Goony Mary

-Bloody Mary mix

-one bacon

-one sriracha

-mostly vodka

-one crippling loneliness

-post on forums after drinking

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