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Yeah, sure, I'm a bad goon. I don't go for the gold. I just like to have fun and laugh sometimes. Is it really all that bad? Aren't we Something Awful?
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voted 1 fuckers
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Apr 10, 2016 12:24
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what is gold in life
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lonesomedwarf posted:what is gold in life idk?? will it blend?
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Apr 10, 2016 12:34
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Why am I asking so many questions?
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Apr 10, 2016 12:36
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i dunno maybe you should cram it
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Apr 10, 2016 13:27
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Suck the poo poo out of my balls, op
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Apr 10, 2016 13:35
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Why you got poo poo in yo balls? See a doctor
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Apr 10, 2016 13:37
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Voted 5
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Aug 31, 2016 15:46
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Voted 2.5
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Aug 31, 2016 16:43
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I aim for the chamber personally. I like jews.
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Aug 31, 2016 16:45
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Kind of self-defeating, isn't it
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Aug 31, 2016 16:45
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what are you people talking about
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Aug 31, 2016 17:09
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ROFLburger posted:what are you people talking about Mr. T
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lonesomedwarf posted:what is gold in life i guess just piss just the gold nectar of the gods slam dunking into the bowl splish splash flush it down because nothing gold can stay good god c'mon yall
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Aug 31, 2016 17:22
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Nothing gold can stay. -Sun Tzu
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lonesomedwarf posted:what is gold in life Crush your elements, see them collided before you, and to hear the lamentation of their isotopes.
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And you know BirryJoru you get the feeling that Enfield isn't posting against trolls, he isn't posting against gimmicks, he isn't posting against the Redditors. He's posting against time. He's posting against the future, against age, and even when you think about his career, against ending. And tonight I think he might be able to use that aching old arm one more time to push the sun back up in the sky and give us one more day of summer.
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Aug 31, 2016 20:40
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time is the fire in which we burn
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Aug 31, 2016 20:51
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all that glitter is gold only shooting star eat the eggs
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Aug 31, 2016 20:51
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Nice try at the reverse psychology, voted 1 anyways e: oh wait maybe that's what you wanted... voted 2 
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Aug 31, 2016 20:54
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i shat out a literal gold brick once. was painful and in retrospect i probably should not have flushed it
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Aug 31, 2016 20:54
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hahaha! who reopened this thread and why is it not in the gas chamber yet?
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Aug 31, 2016 20:57
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it must have been a ghost in the machine
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Aug 31, 2016 20:57
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People always say "do your best" but hardly anyone even tries, and fewer still actually even do their best when they're trying. I am guessing whoever unclosed it followed the same outlook
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Aug 31, 2016 20:58
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fart
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Aug 31, 2016 21:06
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Gold Always believe in your soul You've got the power to know You're indestructible Always believe in, because you are Gold
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Aug 31, 2016 21:11
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turn yourself into a chupacabra and eat nails to become famous - confucious
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lonesomedwarf posted:what is gold in life A stream of bat's urine, illuminated by the light of the full moon.
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Aug 31, 2016 21:29
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lonesomedwarf posted:what is gold in life Hi
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Sid Vicious posted:all that glitter is gold only shooting star eat the eggs doogies dug hows
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Aug 31, 2016 21:33
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BirryJoru posted:voted 1 fuckers Want to vote 5 to spite you now but then that carries it's own connotations I don't like. Having a tough time voting here tbqh
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Aug 31, 2016 21:34
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Voted 4
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Aug 31, 2016 21:35
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is 3 taken yet? dibs on 3
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Aug 31, 2016 21:37
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I accidentally voted 4, but then I went back and voted 5!
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Aug 31, 2016 21:42
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voting on threads is merely an illusion of choice. there is no such thing, all threads are controlled by forces beyond what your puny human brains can comprehend.
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JiveHonky posted:voting on threads is merely an illusion of choice. there is no such thing, all threads are controlled by forces beyond what your puny human brains can comprehend. 
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BirryJoru posted:voted 1 fuckers
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a quick tut on how to make gold out of lead the alchemists way: 1. draw a circle 2. put another shape inside of it. there are lots of shapes just pick one. 3. get some yeast and sprinkle it onto an egg 4. put the egg into a box made out of solid gold 5. pick up the box and throw it off of a cliff into the ocean 6. crumple up the paper you drew the circle onto 7. pick up a gun and shoot it into a dirt patch 7 times 8. spit on the dirt patch and repeat these words "WHERE IS THE SUN AND WHAT IS IT AND IS IT OUTSIDE AND ALSO HOW DOES SPACE WORK?" but use google to translate that to like olde english or something first 9. wait 3 days 10. dig up the bullets and go to a jewelry store and tell the clerk working at the counter that you received them from a gypsy in exchange for your best horse 11. say they're magic gold seeds and will turn into a gold tree. if you need to, put them in a pouch first. 12. ask for a rolex. 13. If this doesn't work, read an entire book about alchemy and its history and discover for yourself why it's completely ridiculous and should always be laughed at, despite having an anime about a one armed blonde kid and a ghost knight robot or whatever devoted to it. 14. Wait to die and tell King Enma that you want to be reincarnated as Hernán Cortés. 15. Be reborn as L. Ron Hubbard. 16. Make up a religion about aliens to trick celebrities with goofy technology that beeps and sends out electrical pulses. 17. Secretly worship Quetzalcoatl and spend all of your time wishing for literal gold. 18. Obtain human body parts on the black market and start devouring them to make yourself more powerful. 19. Ignore it when anyone brings up the fact that cannibalism breaks down important enzymes in your brain and basically makes you mentally handicapped. 20. They'll never know how great it feels to eat people... The peasants... 21. Eat a bunch of people. 22. Start eating gold. 23. Just eat everything you can find, gently caress it, why not? 24. Start noticing that you don't feel quite as good when you started eating everything in sight and start eating your own poo poo out of desperation. 25. Tell your concerned friends and family that they'll never understand the rush you feel from eating your own poo poo. 26. Wait to die again and ask Satan to send you back to earth because you don't think you ate enough poo poo. 27. Be reborn as a housefly. 28. Get pissed off and just run right into a car window out of frustration. 29. Tell St. Peter that you want to be reborn as Albert Einstein because he was smart and probably made fat dosh with his 5 character algebraic formula. (you know the one) 30. Be reborn as Hades. 31. Get pissed off again. 32. Eventually just accept it because whatever, purgatory and poo poo who cares
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Hey guys I've voted 5 like 40 times but it doesn't seem to be accepting them. Do I need to "hack" into the "mainframe" or something. 
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