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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
The Silicoids want to Nommo on some dudes. Even if they don't actually have any mouths.

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Looks a lot more like a new sword of the stars to me, except not poo poo and full of stupid, badly implemented ideas.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Space-bugs and space-crows are my favorite. Slowly creep out and annihilate everything with a single uber-fleet of space bugs or drone-spam everything to death. Plus, both ships look great. The hiver hyperspace gates look like giant insects and they love rotating parts and the crows just have an incredibly unique look by being very vertically oriented.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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The Systems of Justice Justgniess and Dinosaurs DinoBores were liberated by our valiant Silicoid Space Marines

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Man, from what I hear these new systems we are about to liberate are great for the Kingdom. The Silics love Rock'in'da'Freeworld. But of course the more lazy homebodies in some of our older systems are just Sedimentary

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Help the Psilons. Fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here!


No expedition for now. We'll be in a two front war shortly no matter what Q1 ends up being, so better to have live ships here than dead ships there

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Habitually Red Starships have the redundancy a long-term mission will need to survive

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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You'd think our military would just start using robots or something to do the ground fighting with. We require 5-to-1 odds to actually do anything :(

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Rock puns: Not just for stoners!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Is there a "no more spying, ever" tech to get v though? Because we're still losing bigly in that regard :smithicide:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Rock bug dinosaur cyborg flying octopus scissors

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
War is hell. War by attrition is even worse.

But at least crystals are way, way better at resisting erosion than anything else out there

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Libluini posted:

Something I forgot to mention in the update: Dreadnoughts have always been my personal marker to remember the Guardians in the game. So this means that yes, the next generation of our fleet will be the one to finally assault the Antaran Guardians we know about.

Only a couple more updates now

There's no way this ends badly

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
That's pretty bad design. Generally, by the time you get to the steamroll point your players just want to, well, steamroll stuff so they can start a new game or get to the enemy empire that actually poses a threat

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Well, I think we all realize that this thread would move on a geologic time scale. But so long as it keeps rolling, it won't gather any moss

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Ions are typically useful against robots and we happen to be in a permapseudowar against robots. So ions for both types

No missiles because they aren't cool enough

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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The universe is about to find out that ramming your face into solid crystal is a bad idea :)

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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You sure that it's clones of Didi that are being assassinated? At this point I'm thinking it's more likely some horrible reality show where he gets himself killed in thousands of different ways via clones for entertainment, and our citizens are mostly just protesting the fact that there is nothing on space tv anymore except reality shows because of Didi's early success

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Is that expedition ever going to get its final discovery? Those are some lazy bastards

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Damnit Imsaies, stop being stupid. We all know this is caused by spies. It's obvious :argh:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
The whole reason that we are in this mess is that big, glowing, slow moving, purple crystals are not very good at being stealthy. Ergo, any successful spy activity can't, by definition, have been us. Use some basic logic here, you bloody space squids

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

AJ_Impy posted:

We also have dinosaurs and bugs, both of which we know to be capable spies.

Well, they both lost so obviously not that capable :colbert:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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I'm thinking XEOL should actually be our best bros. They understand that wars need to be declared to keep the people and Senate happy, but are counter productive and so only half rear end it against small foes like Annalona.

They seem like good guys to me

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Are the cynoids broken? Surely they've got to do something with that fleet

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Nommo are actually evil parasitic space worms that take over their hosts and transform them to suit their environment. So the fish parts are from Trilar but the brain parasites are aliens from another planet that invaded and then left Trilar

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Go Dunkel on some Meklar

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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That's a lot of useless ships the robots have just sitting around.


So would you have already won if other victory settings were on?

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Time to hellwar the Nommo into the same position as the Rass. How dare they bomb planet whatever that one time!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Who cares about the large numbers of civilians that will die whenever those new rifles are fired? It's slightly more effective than what we had before. :science101:

Remember, we are the Good Guys!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Those drat alien saboteurs!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Nothing like misery to make a Bad Game go down easier!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
We are actually losing ships?

Down with the Monarchy! This cannot stand! Burn the Improved Construction standards!

*Takes off rock costume, counts cyborg cash*

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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I guess this game sold so poorly and was so under the radar that even Harmony Gold didn't sue over the Not!Marauder :unsmith:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Spies! Spies spies spies!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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Watch it turn be out that all of Xeols ships are on that planet as soon as the rocks get a win the whole empire crumbles like it did with the lizards

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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RIP ugly crystals, you were too gross for this universe

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Orion in the streets, Master in the spreadsheets

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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I'm so sorry Libliuni. Take all the time you need to recover. Losing a pet is bad enough without having to do the lovely work of burial, insurance etc.

Stay safe and happy :(

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



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The lizard forever war is over. Long live the machine forever war!

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
We would never use that though. Who do you think we are, space dolphins?

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