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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



i am gay

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ProperCoochie
Oct 11, 2004

In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

One teim there was a child and the child poo and she say she don't like poo heer dad sayWelcome to the Republican party

Pac-Manioc Root
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

my parents hit me and i turned out fine, spanking is good

(*demonstrably did not turn out fine*)

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


My kids don't need a GOVERNMENT education, we're going to bring them up right

*posts 3 pictures of a miserable 8 year old in front of a beka book*

25 minutes per day and then he gets to go run around and experience the real world with his own two hands as G*d intended children to do

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot


*Hillary Clinton is the most experienced candidate and is not corrupt because she said so, suck it up Bernouts*

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Ave satani!

Pac-Manioc Root
Jan 3, 2013

It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

Random thought of the morning for protesters, disrupters, rioters etc. Your negative actions always cause negative results. If you truly care, demonstrate for what you believe, not against what you dislike.




I just thought, suicide is illegal and abortion is legal, therefore it's legal to decide someone else should die, but not yourself. Weird.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Jesus wouldn't want all these filthy rapist Mexicans in the USA. If Jesus were alive today he'd tell us to kill all the gay people!

Liberals hate us and are warring against our Christian beliefs! Share if you love Jesus.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

We wanted to get vaporwave into the hands of the average Joe, with an a e s t h e t i c they could relate to.


"I'm not racist but all those loving beaners and niggers are ruining are country, I'm sorry you libral faggots cant handel the truth"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Clapping Larry

If taxes are so great, how come everyone hates paying them? Checkmate, Libtards

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

We wanted to get vaporwave into the hands of the average Joe, with an a e s t h e t i c they could relate to.


"The government is the most evil, worst thing out there. On an unrelated note our military is the best thing ever and I'm glad it exists and that I can co-opt the pride of it while being too much of a coward to serve"

Cantaloupe
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


lol you guys read facebook?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

We wanted to get vaporwave into the hands of the average Joe, with an a e s t h e t i c they could relate to.





funny thing is, they can live like that all they want, they are just such massive pussies that can't handle the criticism that comes along with it.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good


Fun Shoe

Whats up with the flag? Oh, you mean my confederate flag. I'm just a really big fan of sweet tea.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000



i'm gay

[edit]


gently caress you mister original

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Clapping Larry

I'm glad Southerners aren't allowed to live how they want, considering they want to own slaves and betray their country.

Your Taint
Nov 25, 2011

And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a shitposter clothed with the sun, and the moon under his feet, and upon his head a crown of twelve cheeses.


There were no taxes before Obummer.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Posts meme about black on white crime, illegals, guns, etc.



drat. Let her in let her in .

*is the sheep from Zootopia*

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Applewhite posted:

I'm glad Southerners aren't allowed to live how they want, considering they want to own slaves and betray their country.

Dude you need to relax.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009



Jastiger posted:

Dude you need to relax.

huh? hm. okay. i accept this

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


Silently smdh while my liberal uncle furiously mashes like on 9 different articles related to bernie

Goodpancakes
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Fun Shoe

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



Pfff, who needs 200 years of intervening case law when we already know what the founding fathers™ would have thought?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


I never promised
you ~
Anything I couldn't do
~



*judges others and minds their business instead of my own*

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\


PC culture gone crazy!!! telling the truth isn't RACISM!!!!!!


*posts picture of black person eating a banana*

ArmZ
Jun 5, 2004

You are what you want.

City of Tampa posted:

*Hillary Clinton is the most experienced candidate and is not corrupt because she said so, suck it up Bernouts*

shillary

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007


* Posts interesting media relevant to own life instead of making everything about my retarded political beliefs *

ProperCoochie
Oct 11, 2004

In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

*posts a news article in which a black does something mean to a white*

*insert retarded rambling in a showed-you-i-know-everything, why-doesn't-this-change-everything-tone*

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

neon lights and beautiful sights


Fun Shoe

check this out: NObama

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Clapping Larry

The first guy to come up with making fun of Obama's name: By calling him "Obongo," I can be dismissive of everything he's done, without committing myself to any actual statements which can be disproved later! It's foolproof!

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

evolution is just a theory

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark



I never did give your voters that single-payer healthcare. No, that single-payer healthcare was just another heart-breakin' liar's promise.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


We need all ARE GUNS to defend ourselfs from a tyrannical, oppressive government

*keeps voting in politicians who routinely throw money at arms manufacturers for increasingly powerful military tech and pass laws that let civilian police departments get access to military-grade gear*

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

I'm a fiscal conservative.

Try to say it with Ben Stein's voice.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Cod Red-Handed.


Hey! I'm a conservative on Facebook! Get owned, Liberals!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


*posts meme pairing pic of angry-looking toddler clenching his fist with a statement that seemingly exposes an "obvious" flaw in a liberal viewpoint*

E: *gets unfollowed on FB by nearly every friend they have, scarcely notices*

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2016 around 17:07

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!

Lipstick Apathy

ProperCoochie posted:

One teim there was a child and the child poo and she say she don't like poo heer dad sayWelcome to the Republican party

and that dad was albert einstein

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008


Once a snotty man lieberal said gods not real and you can't prove he is so Joe America, US Marine shot him dead and then turned to the class and said, who believes in God now? Everyone raised their hands.

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snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx




owned

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