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Who should be president
	Ron Paul
	Goku

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007

i am gay

# ? Apr 12, 2016 08:39

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# ? Jun 26, 2017 03:40

ProperCoochie: Oct 11, 2004; In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

One teim there was a child and the child poo and she say she don't like poo heer dad sayWelcome to the Republican party

# ? Apr 12, 2016 10:16

Pac-Manioc Root: Jan 3, 2013; It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

my parents hit me and i turned out fine, spanking is good

(*demonstrably did not turn out fine*)

# ? Apr 12, 2016 10:16

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006

My kids don't need a GOVERNMENT education, we're going to bring them up right

*posts 3 pictures of a miserable 8 year old in front of a beka book*

25 minutes per day and then he gets to go run around and experience the real world with his own two hands as G*d intended children to do

# ? Apr 12, 2016 10:37

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

*Hillary Clinton is the most experienced candidate and is not corrupt because she said so, suck it up Bernouts*

# ? Apr 12, 2016 10:44

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Ave satani!

# ? Apr 12, 2016 10:45

Pac-Manioc Root: Jan 3, 2013; It's a little bitty place.

...Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.

Random thought of the morning for protesters, disrupters, rioters etc. Your negative actions always cause negative results. If you truly care, demonstrate for what you believe, not against what you dislike.

I just thought, suicide is illegal and abortion is legal, therefore it's legal to decide someone else should die, but not yourself. Weird.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 11:12

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Jesus wouldn't want all these filthy rapist Mexicans in the USA. If Jesus were alive today he'd tell us to kill all the gay people!

Liberals hate us and are warring against our Christian beliefs! Share if you love Jesus.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 11:28

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012; We wanted to get ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ into the hands of the average Joe, with an ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ they could relate to.

"I'm not racist but all those loving beaners and niggers are ruining are country, I'm sorry you libral faggots cant handel the truth"

# ? Apr 12, 2016 12:51

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS; Clapping Larry

If taxes are so great, how come everyone hates paying them? Checkmate, Libtards

# ? Apr 12, 2016 12:55

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012; We wanted to get ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ into the hands of the average Joe, with an ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ they could relate to.

"The government is the most evil, worst thing out there. On an unrelated note our military is the best thing ever and I'm glad it exists and that I can co-opt the pride of it while being too much of a coward to serve"

# ? Apr 12, 2016 13:03

Cantaloupe: Apr 18, 2009; I'll be the rollinbout

lol you guys read facebook?

# ? Apr 12, 2016 13:36

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

# ? Apr 12, 2016 13:51

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012; We wanted to get ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ into the hands of the average Joe, with an ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ they could relate to.

FlimFlam Imam posted:

funny thing is, they can live like that all they want, they are just such massive pussies that can't handle the criticism that comes along with it.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 13:51

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; third place is still pretty damn good; Fun Shoe

Whats up with the flag? Oh, you mean my confederate flag. I'm just a really big fan of sweet tea.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 13:57

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000

i'm gay

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Orkin Mang posted:

i am gay

gently caress you mister original

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:00

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS; Clapping Larry

I'm glad Southerners aren't allowed to live how they want, considering they want to own slaves and betray their country.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:06

Your Taint: Nov 25, 2011; And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a shitposter clothed with the sun, and the moon under his feet, and upon his head a crown of twelve cheeses.

There were no taxes before Obummer.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:08

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; "The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero

No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Posts meme about black on white crime, illegals, guns, etc.

drat. Let her in let her in .

*is the sheep from Zootopia*

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:51

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; "The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero

No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.

Applewhite posted:

I'm glad Southerners aren't allowed to live how they want, considering they want to own slaves and betray their country.

Dude you need to relax.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:51

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; Can't post for 3 days!

Jastiger posted:

Dude you need to relax.

huh? hm. okay. i accept this

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:52

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; Can't post for 88 days!

Silently smdh while my liberal uncle furiously mashes like on 9 different articles related to bernie

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:53

Goodpancakes: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine; Fun Shoe

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:57

Tricky D: Mar 31, 2005

Pfff, who needs 200 years of intervening case law when we already know what the founding fathers� would have thought?

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:58

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997

*judges others and minds their business instead of my own*

# ? Apr 12, 2016 14:59

turbomoose: Nov 29, 2008; Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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PC culture gone crazy!!! telling the truth isn't RACISM!!!!!!

*posts picture of black person eating a banana*

# ? Apr 12, 2016 15:01

ArmZ: Jun 5, 2004; You are what you want.

City of Tampa posted:

*Hillary Clinton is the most experienced candidate and is not corrupt because she said so, suck it up Bernouts*

shillary

# ? Apr 12, 2016 15:11

Stuffguyman: Jun 3, 2007

* Posts interesting media relevant to own life instead of making everything about my retarded political beliefs *

# ? Apr 12, 2016 15:44

ProperCoochie: Oct 11, 2004; In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

*posts a news article in which a black does something mean to a white*

*insert retarded rambling in a showed-you-i-know-everything, why-doesn't-this-change-everything-tone*

# ? Apr 12, 2016 15:46

RISCy Business: Jun 17, 2015; neon lights and beautiful sights; Fun Shoe

check this out: NObama

# ? Apr 12, 2016 16:21

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS; Clapping Larry

The first guy to come up with making fun of Obama's name: By calling him "Obongo," I can be dismissive of everything he's done, without committing myself to any actual statements which can be disproved later! It's foolproof!

# ? Apr 12, 2016 16:24

Parallax Scroll: Nov 13, 2009; by zen death robot

evolution is just a theory

# ? Apr 12, 2016 16:37

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

I never did give your voters that single-payer healthcare. No, that single-payer healthcare was just another heart-breakin' liar's promise.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 16:47

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Eh.

We need all ARE GUNS to defend ourselfs from a tyrannical, oppressive government

*keeps voting in politicians who routinely throw money at arms manufacturers for increasingly powerful military tech and pass laws that let civilian police departments get access to military-grade gear*

# ? Apr 12, 2016 16:52

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015

I'm a fiscal conservative.

Try to say it with Ben Stein's voice.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:01

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Cod Red-Handed.

Hey! I'm a conservative on Facebook! Get owned, Liberals!

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:04

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Eh.

*posts meme pairing pic of angry-looking toddler clenching his fist with a statement that seemingly exposes an "obvious" flaw in a liberal viewpoint*

E: *gets unfollowed on FB by nearly every friend they have, scarcely notices*

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at Apr 12, 2016 around 17:07

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:05

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

ProperCoochie posted:

One teim there was a child and the child poo and she say she don't like poo heer dad sayWelcome to the Republican party

and that dad was albert einstein

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:06

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Once a snotty man lieberal said gods not real and you can't prove he is so Joe America, US Marine shot him dead and then turned to the class and said, who believes in God now? Everyone raised their hands.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:09

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snakeandbake: Aug 21, 2012; by exmarx

owned

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:17

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