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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


wake up sheeple, or are the sedative chemtrails making you tired lazy libtards

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River Crab
May 12, 2005
Perhaps a careful review of your options is in order.

"The TRUTH about Arabs is..."
*is actually talking about Iranians, thinks "Muslim" and "Arab" are synonyms*

Helen Skelter
Jan 7, 2004

sometimes I pee on my balls

Hey, entitled libtards, want free college? We already offer that in America - it's called the G.I. bill.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


Ever try to call a contact number from an employer and get an ear full of fax machine code?

THANKS OBAMA

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014

Eat your heart out PixieDreamGirl



Soiled Meat

Applewhite posted:

A liberal and a conservative were walking down the street together when they saw a thug in a hooded sweatshirt coming toward them from the opposite direction,

The conservative wanted to cross to the other side of the street but the liberal said "profiling is wrong, we should give this urban youth the benefit of the doubt."

Sure enough no sooner did they get within arm's reach of the thug than he pulled a knife on the pair and demanded they give him their wallets. The liberal pissed his pants and started to cry before handing over his wallet, but the conservative stood his ground, pulled out his concealed carry pistol and shot the mugger dead on the spot.

"How could you!" cried the ungrateful liberal "don't know know that peace is the answer?"

"I agree, peace is the answer," said the conservative "and thanks to my gun we have it."

the mugger

drat dirty muggers

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

MariusLecter posted:

go back to sucking s dick you commie bitch boy

Bernie is for commie bitch boiys, Hillary voters are just people who would be conservative if not for <pet issue> and the fact that they don't wanna vote the same as their step dad

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



College Slice

The bitter hatred between Republican and Democrat voters is hilarious, it's like arguing that Coors Light is better than Coors Banquet

*Smirks and draws from pipe*

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


Natural Light or die you commie libtard gently caress

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



MariusLecter posted:

Natural Light or die you commie libtard gently caress

Natural Ice if you aren't a nancy boy bitch.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

:bernget:
Forever past
:bernget:
We live

Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

A liberal and a conservative were walking down the street together when they saw a thug in a hooded sweatshirt coming toward them from the opposite direction,

The conservative wanted to cross to the other side of the street but the liberal said "profiling is wrong, we should give this urban youth the benefit of the doubt."

Sure enough no sooner did they get within arm's reach of the thug than he pulled a knife on the pair and demanded they give him their wallets. The liberal pissed his pants and started to cry before handing over his wallet, but the conservative stood his ground, pulled out his concealed carry pistol and shot the mugger dead on the spot.

"How could you!" cried the ungrateful liberal "don't know know that peace is the answer?"

"I agree, peace is the answer," said the conservative "and thanks to my gun we have it."

"That's a Christian corpse," he wisely replied, "because its eyes are still open."

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

that's the sound of the beast


i like kike

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot



:bernget:

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011



Why is this not a loving tshirt.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



College Slice

Can anyone give some anecdotes about crazy Americans freaking out about a Jew running to become a Socialist Dictator of the United States??

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot


Professor Shark posted:

Can anyone give some anecdotes about crazy Americans freaking out about a Jew running to become a Socialist Dictator of the United States??

the types of crazy Americans that freak out about socialism the most also generally love Jews because they view them as the natural enemy of Muslims. Lots of the craziest gun-toting rightwing rednecks just love Israel

it's loving weird but there it is. they hate Bernie, but not because he's Jewish.

City of Tampa fucked around with this message at Apr 14, 2016 around 23:12

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



College Slice

Oh, darn

Last Buffalo
Nov 7, 2011


Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."

new friend from school
May 19, 2008


OH MAN, I GOTTA GET ME SOME PENS

SKILCRAFT
QUALITY BLIND MADE PRODUCTS, BITCH

Applewhite posted:

The second amendment protects all the other amendments. Weekely shooting sprees are the price of freedom.

this but unironically

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up


Nap Ghost



If you hate this flag you are not a true southern and you evidently have no clue on what it truly stands for,its color's bleed for the men and women that took there lives back during the civil war,if it offends you so what this piece of cloth has not hurt anyone,you must have hate in your heart's

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

Rufus T. Turnbuckle posted:

Hey, entitled libtards, want free college? We already offer that in America - it's called the G.I. bill.

Service guarantees citizenship!

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves


Zelder posted:

Jesus that's mean spirited

Not to mention wrong. You don't feed wild animals because then they lose their fear of humans and become dangerous.

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



My Q-Face posted:

Not to mention wrong. You don't feed wild animals because then they lose their fear of humans and become dangerous.

Exactly why we have to keep them thugs off of welfare.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006





They're not bright enough to take care of theirselves.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Let me tell you how much I hate bitches, blacks, and homos.


Tequila Sunrise posted:



They're not bright enough to take care of theirselves.

Look at this effete ivory tower elitist! Here among people who know how the world works we measure intelligence by success in the real world, not schoolin'. Or we did until those thugs overran the country and elected Obungo twice, ruining the economy with his commie socialist witch-doctoring.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

that's the sound of the beast


hey facebook friends, if you hold political belief i dislike, unfriend me!

*30 likes no comments*

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy


Your Facebook friends are dumb

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!



In Trump's America, the U-hauls always run on time

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP



oh sure, like these arent constantly booked four months deep by lesbians

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot


Applewhite posted:

Once upon a time there was a conservative fox who was hungry and saw a bunch of grapes on a high branch. He tried with all his might to reach the grapes, but after hours of effort came to nothing, he realized the grapes were liberals and he didn't want them any more.

Take THAT lieberal idiots

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008



Soiled Meat


uh cool, thanks, that's really convenient

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Professor Shark posted:

Can anyone give some anecdotes about crazy Americans freaking out about a Jew running to become a Socialist Dictator of the United States??

I couldn't find one, but this pro Bernie one I found is pretty good.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Ivor Biggun posted:

Your Facebook friends are dumb

Worse. He's family.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

:bernget:
Forever past
:bernget:
We live

Lipstick Apathy



What a smart young man. I bet when it snowed he went out with a shovel and EARNED a qucik buck shoveling neighbors' walks!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Clapping Larry

Once upon a time there was a conservative dog who was very proud of a bone he'd just found. He was on his way to bury it safely when he happened to pass by a river and notice his reflection in the water, thinking it was another dog. Seeing that the other dog also had a bone, he became jealous and started to bark "give me that bone!" but when he opened his mouth to bark, his own bone fell out of his mouth and into the river where it was washed away for ever.
"Hey, that other dog stole my bone!" said the dog "and now he's lost both of them!"
"He must have been a liberal!" the dog grumbled angrily before stomping away.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015

but brugofil would have an av, a public assistance av to provide for his postin welfare



Stinky_Pete posted:



What a smart young man. I bet when it snowed he went out with a shovel and EARNED a qucik buck shoveling neighbors' walks!

Joe Walsh is actually a deadbeat dad and tried arguing that his child support payments should be suspended because he lost his job aka got stomped in the election

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brugroffil fucked around with this message at Apr 15, 2016 around 16:16

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

:bernget:
Forever past
:bernget:
We live

Lipstick Apathy


I bet it's "John"

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