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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “SmallGovernment” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders
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Applewhite posted:but Democrats Ugh!
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SciFiDownBeat posted:this is probably my favorite copypasta of all time Hey now, I um..ah..I wrote that...uh..one myself so...uh..all credit should go to me!
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Dreddout posted:Typical Demonrat taking credit for a marines heroism! All us soldiers are war criminals
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SciFiDownBeat posted:God is real, how else do you explain pumpkin spice lattes? White people
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jiharlequinade posted:and now explain white people Read Paradise Lost.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:lol is that an IBEW jacket? guy owns Yes, that is a International Brotherhood of Ewok Wranglers jacket
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Yes
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Apr 25, 2016 20:41
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At long last, conservatism makes sense to me
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Henry Ford is my favorite Nazi
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May 4, 2016 23:07
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Please don't spread lies on today, the 130th anniversary of the Haymarket bombing.
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May 5, 2016 00:53
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A taco bowl inside another bowl....what a time to be alive
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Ninnymuggins
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:Isn't that what everyone does in their head when doing math anyway? No
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I heard hillary is going to paint the white house pink
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