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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Your country is such a strange place, and it's really scary how 1984-esque this all is

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



and by disturbing I of course mean it's disturbing how the Democrats are trying to re-envision history so that THEY were the non racists!

MariusLecter posted:

Rich, coming from a loving Canadian.

take your cannuck buddy, Ted Cruz back.

He's all yours, he burned everything here that could possibly lead to him to come back in

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Cruz is a good family man

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Is there a place I can go to read about Corrupt Hillary that isn't a complete cesspool? This election is cool because it looks like the extremes are the only good candidates: Sanders for everything he is, and Trump because he won't actually do the crazy stuff (?) but might actually do good stuff like back out of the TPP

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



More like his cents

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



The bitter hatred between Republican and Democrat voters is hilarious, it's like arguing that Coors Light is better than Coors Banquet

*Smirks and draws from pipe*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Can anyone give some anecdotes about crazy Americans freaking out about a Jew running to become a Socialist Dictator of the United States??

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Oh, darn

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



The raw, unedited version of that photo shows the pharmacy cashier telling him that since he took them off the shelf and handled them, he has to buy them, and he takes out his wallet and a dead fly falls out of it.

THANKS OBAMA

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Also I'm the lady eating an apple provocatively in the background :wink:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



White trash loving hate [black] people living on welfare

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



I like the version of that story where everyone in the auditorium reacts in horror and a few people start filming it and you can make out bits and pieces of what the psycho is saying, something about "God" "... the US Troops" connected with violence or something and then the cops arrive and the old weirdo army guy stops showing up on campus to bore everyone with his poo poo during class discussions and group work

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Who would die? :confused:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012





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:eyepop:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




what do you expect from a drama teacher heh

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Ivor Biggun posted:

Christianity good, islam bad. I'm not sure what you don't get about that?



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lol you can actually feel the crazy in these, despite all the artifacts

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Just to let you know that this guy, Matt Walsh, believes in force institutionalizations of transgender population

While I support him on his Cargo Shorts position, I strongly condemn him for his views on the transgendered, Big Boy cigar/whisky smoking and drinking, as well as his insightful deep thinking photo angles

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



I don't know what book it is sitting there but I bet it would make my eyes roll

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



He'd rather have someone who is pretending to be transgendered in a bathroom with his wife and daughter than someone who actually is lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Huh, thought provoking

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Stinky_Pete posted:

You will get a kick out of this.
“We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk.”
A cowboy named Dickie was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2016 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni ® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the
cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Dickie looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not."

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connect it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo .

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Dickie.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Dickie says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman," says Dickie, "for the U.S. Government."

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't
know sh*t about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.
This is a herd of sheep.”

“Now give me back my dog.”

AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

This isn't directly related, but what caused the Libertarian streak in US politics?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




History doesn't agree with me or I just don't know about anything before I was 15? gently caress it, make poo poo up and post it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Henry Ford demanded children be taken out of the labor force and created public education to broaden their horizons to create better educated workers of tomorrow :911:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Proud stupid man opens himself up to lawsuit and risks business over stupid loving dumbass American "politics" poo poo lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Dreddout posted:

You know if he gets sued or someshit he will just get a gofundme.

Conservative whining is quickly becoming a billion dollar industry.

Some enterprising pundit should create a charity system called "Whites Helping Whites" so that upstanding American Christians can be sure their donations go to the right people and the pundits get to steal whatever percentage Go Fund Me takes

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



I've decided not to have children as a result of my economic circumstance :)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Dreddout posted:

The funniest part is the computer will take their job anyway, raised wage or no.

Exactly, that billboard is just a warning to workers to shut the gently caress up or else, at least until MacDonald's can perfect their ordering-system (which they're already testing in stores iirc) and they all lose their jobs

But yeah, put more people out of work. Large numbers of unemployed, desperate people have never done anything significant!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




It's really, really funny to see what exactly will break American minds.

We lost a lot of good people to 9/11, and now, 15 years later, The Bathroom Wars have driven people insane

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




It's really, really funny how insane this is making people lol

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Ivor Biggun posted:

It's literally Jesus at the Last Supper talking about fulfilling a prophecy with his death. Taking that line out of context implies that you or your audience haven't actually read the bible.

So I just need 2 guns? I think that's manageable

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Internaut! posted:

hahaha is this true

Yeah, didn't you read it?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Cymbal Monkey posted:

This one is actually super loving upsetting, imagine being those kids.

Terrible white sub-urban mom, they always have kids who hate them

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Obama has to publicly, yet covertly, reveal his allegiance to what Conservatives think is Islam or whatever, it's in the rules or something

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Re: #4, isn't the US already pretty much a police state? Even a few tens of thousand disconnected gun owners wouldn't stand much of a chance if the police decided that the lower class were at risk of rebelling against their "Socialist Overlords" or whatever dumb poo poo they imagine

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



The first rule of ConPost is Always Artifact

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



People have invested enough in their homes, entertainment, and are now willing to spend money on their diabetes feet and broken arms :911:

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