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akulanization
Dec 21, 2013


This is so TRUE. We live in a land of TAKERS. Instead of giving our wealth to those subhuman nig coo urban youths, we need to keep it where it will do the most good. In the hands of RESPONSIBLE CONSERVATIVES, you know, the people whose ideas and work ethic made the money in the first place.

And while I'm here I need to complain about the decay of morality in this country, by treating the faggots as a protected class instead of the filth that they are the have been able to spread out of control. I was in the capitol bathroom today, and I solicited or participated in no less than 5 horrible immoral sex acts in a twelve hour period. There was nothing I could do, if I hadn't gone cooperated the PC police would have put me in a FEMA camp for "sensitivity training" by which they mean brainwashing for the GAY AGENDA. Afterwards I went into the women's room and claimed that I was transgendered very loudly if anyone tried to remove me, I have the pictures to prove it. The state of our once great nation under the latest Ape in Chief brings tears to my eyes my friends.

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akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Tequila Sunrise posted:



They're not bright enough to take care of theirselves.

Look at this effete ivory tower elitist! Here among people who know how the world works we measure intelligence by success in the real world, not schoolin'. Or we did until those thugs overran the country and elected Obungo twice, ruining the economy with his commie socialist witch-doctoring.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Applewhite posted:

So was he about to press the button, but then picked up the rag to mop his brow instead?

CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE has two right hands dingus. Like any ~*tru*~ conservative he disdains anything left wing.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

Alan Smithee posted:

Voting trump

Like hell if I'm gonna have a president named Cruz

I heard Cruz is a filthy cannuck; think about it, canadians are basically russians, who are commies, and cruz sounds like a name from cuba. First day in the white house he'll rename it the red house mark my words.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

guys stop breaking character being conservative is a lifelong commitment

even in character i cannot pretend to find steven chowder funny.

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