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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
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Nap Ghost

If taxes are so great, how come everyone hates paying them? Checkmate, Libtards

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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OF THE FUTURE
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Nap Ghost

I'm glad Southerners aren't allowed to live how they want, considering they want to own slaves and betray their country.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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Nap Ghost

The first guy to come up with making fun of Obama's name: By calling him "Obongo," I can be dismissive of everything he's done, without committing myself to any actual statements which can be disproved later! It's foolproof!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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OF THE FUTURE
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Nap Ghost

The Republicans love to point out that the Democrats used to be racists, but they always leave out the part where all the racist Democrats left to join the Republican party and took it over.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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OF THE FUTURE
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Nap Ghost



socialists, amirite?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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Nap Ghost



This and the previous image sent to me by Trump supporting coworkers.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Professor Shark posted:

Is there a place I can go to read about Corrupt Hillary that isn't a complete cesspool? This election is cool because it looks like the extremes are the only good candidates: Sanders for everything he is, and Trump because he won't actually do the crazy stuff (?) but might actually do good stuff like back out of the TPP

There is no way Trump is not the greater danger. Either by being a completely clueless buffoon, or by being a clever demagogue.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


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I hate yankees posted:

lol just lol at people who think trump is an idiot or a racist



I don't think he's an idiot.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

I hate yankees posted:

you should make more choose your own adventure things imo

maybe feature one about the current election cycle or something

Thanks!
Yeah, if I had free time to do a CYOA I'd be doing one right now. I hope to do one soon.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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Nap Ghost

Stinky_Pete posted:

Hey! Read the thread title and get back with the program!

Oh right I forgot where I was.

Trump is going to fix the economy with his business sense!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

The second amendment protects all the other amendments. Weekely shooting sprees are the price of freedom.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

A liberal and a conservative were walking down the street together when they saw a thug in a hooded sweatshirt coming toward them from the opposite direction,

The conservative wanted to cross to the other side of the street but the liberal said "profiling is wrong, we should give this urban youth the benefit of the doubt."

Sure enough no sooner did they get within arm's reach of the thug than he pulled a knife on the pair and demanded they give him their wallets. The liberal pissed his pants and started to cry before handing over his wallet, but the conservative stood his ground, pulled out his concealed carry pistol and shot the mugger dead on the spot.

"How could you!" cried the ungrateful liberal "don't know know that peace is the answer?"

"I agree, peace is the answer," said the conservative "and thanks to my gun we have it."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

A pen and an inkwell were arguing over who was more important.

"Without me," said the pen, who was a liberal "the writer could not write his beautiful poems that bring joy to the whole world."

The inkwell, who was a conservative, just shook his head and smiled knowingly "don't you see," he said, "without me, you'd have no ink to spend on those beautiful poems?"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Once upon a time there was a conservative fox who was hungry and saw a bunch of grapes on a high branch. He tried with all his might to reach the grapes, but after hours of effort came to nothing, he realized the grapes were liberals and he didn't want them any more.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Once upon a time there was a conservative dog who was very proud of a bone he'd just found. He was on his way to bury it safely when he happened to pass by a river and notice his reflection in the water, thinking it was another dog. Seeing that the other dog also had a bone, he became jealous and started to bark "give me that bone!" but when he opened his mouth to bark, his own bone fell out of his mouth and into the river where it was washed away for ever.
"Hey, that other dog stole my bone!" said the dog "and now he's lost both of them!"
"He must have been a liberal!" the dog grumbled angrily before stomping away.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
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Nap Ghost

Internaut! posted:

conservatives are really into memes this cycle



Unironically agree with this one (that Huffpo is pandering garbage). Hypocrisy deserves to get called out regardless of political affiliation, IMO.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost


*gets beat up by another dad also enforcing bathroom segregation in the ladies' room*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “SmallGovernment” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders



This is the most amazing patriotic thing I've ever read.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
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Nap Ghost


So was he about to press the button, but then picked up the rag to mop his brow instead?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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akulanization posted:

CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE has two right hands dingus. Like any ~*tru*~ conservative he disdains anything left wing.

Oh, of course!

But then why is the more conservative of the two choices on the left?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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Nap Ghost

but Democrats

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

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Common core looks like a load of horseshit to me.

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