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Who should be president
	Ron Paul
	Goku

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Stuffguyman posted:

* Posts interesting media relevant to own life instead of making everything about my retarded political beliefs *

This never happened on social media, ever.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 01:43

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 06:26

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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Its ironic because the iceberg on the bottom gets bigger

JUST LIKE THIS DICK!

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 05:12

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Pawl posted:

Seems familiar...

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 19:36

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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 01:25

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Tequila Sunrise posted:

The best thing about Hillary winning the election will be the impotent rage of Facebook conservatives.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 01:09

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phasmid posted:

*Bernie Sanders' Jewish family leaves Poland a mere decade before the Third Reich begins to kill all Jews in Poland*

Socialist, huh? Where've I heardthat before?

*votes Trump*

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 02:49

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

Well, only good thing, really.

Nah, the second benefit is when my Mom wonders why her grown son has to live at her house with a mountain of college debt, and I smuggly reply "Don't blame me, I voted for Bernie! :smug:

"

God, my family is so hosed. :smith:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:23

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Melmac posted:

Lol this is so inaccurate! Everyone knows that Nike owns child slaves in China, that African kid is probably working on some Nesquick plantation.

God bless the free market! :911:

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 02:54

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “SmallGovernment” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders

BUT WHAT WAS THAT MAN'S NAME!?

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 18:35

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hey now, I um..ah..I wrote that...uh..one myself so...uh..all credit should go to me!

Typical Demonrat taking credit for a marines heroism!

This won't happen in Trump's America, I tell you what!

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 19:31

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

All us soldiers are war criminals

Pm me, and I'll let you treat my rear end like you treat prisoners in Guantanamo bay! :wink:

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 20:42

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Jonny 290 posted:

A strong conservative patriotic dad decided to try to un-teach some of the liberal public school lessons his ex-wife had nagged into their mewling communist son. He took his boy out in the woods one day for a hike.

"This sucks, dad! Where's my DS?" whined the spoiled, liberal child.
"This is better than a DS." His strong, virile father pulled a compass out of his pocket.
"Let me show you something", the father typed on a Tumblr comment on his son's blog, because that was the only way to reach him these days.

He aimed the compass north. "We all start out here." His stammering son with poor muscle tone rolled his eyes. "Yeah, so?"

"Here's where I am. Just a little bit to the right." He turned so that his compass pointed northeast. "See how that wasn't much work at all?"

"Now here's what you're doing. Start out facing north", he said to his son. "Now turn to the left. More. Keep going left. More and more. Keep going....STOP." HIs pudgy, godless son was pointing northeast.

"Looks like we're both pointing the same direction" said the son.

"But did you see how much longer it took you?" said his father.

I honestly thought I was having a stroke while reading this.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 16:03

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Batterypowered7 posted:

From my Facebook:

When I saw the SJW killing fields...

# ¿ May 4, 2016 14:53

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Professor Shark posted:

This isn't directly related, but what caused the Libertarian streak in US politics?

Decades of unfettered capitalism + lack of any immediate danger or consequence for one's actions.

I can't wait for Trump to start a world war!

# ¿ May 4, 2016 15:06

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/catwahler/status/728240958244954112

poo poo like this is why I'm glad Cruz got stomped.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 16:50

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Professor Shark posted:

Proud stupid man opens himself up to lawsuit and risks business over stupid loving dumbass American "politics" poo poo lol

You know if he gets sued or someshit he will just get a gofundme.

Conservative whining is quickly becoming a billion dollar industry.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 21:15

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

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Can't have our president going to some Muslim kindergarten, can we?

# ¿ May 7, 2016 01:41

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Holyshoot posted:

She's not wrong about common core. It's pretty loving dumb from what I have seen

You act like conservatives have a better idea.

# ¿ May 10, 2016 22:22

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Tricky D posted:

I was under the impression that common core was developed by professional educators and derided by people who think they know how to teach better than professional educators.

Honestly, common core is the best we can do without reforming the entire American education system, and good luck with that lol!

# ¿ May 10, 2016 23:21

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I use a web-based calculator because I live in the twenty-first century, math is for troglodytes!

# ¿ May 11, 2016 03:05

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spud posted:

Did anyone post this yet?

So all Republicans are secretly Muslim?

Man, they really are playing the long con!

# ¿ May 11, 2016 14:43

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Capntastic posted:

What is the supposed deal with Hillary and benghazi? What is the email scandal? These pictures have led me to believe she used an email to hire killers to murder our guys in Benghazi?

She killed every goon living in Benghazi!

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

she forwarded an old screamer flash to obama, startling him into pushing "the button"

What a goddamned momster!

# ¿ May 11, 2016 14:46

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spud posted:

You seem very triggered by this thread friend Dreddout.

Maybe have a break for a bit?

Actually I'm so jaded that I struggle to care for anything at all, except for the sweet embrace of death obv!

# ¿ May 11, 2016 15:24

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/730426047871725568

Voting and guns are intrinsic parts of the human condition, toilets aren't Q.E.D!

# ¿ May 11, 2016 17:13

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

They were practicing taquero law all along!

"It was Halal all along, Obama! It was Halal all along! Even my four wives bought it!"

# ¿ May 11, 2016 20:32

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What are they mad at now?

# ¿ May 11, 2016 22:51

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Ivor Biggun posted:

People on the wrong side of history are really mad they lost the homosex debate so they're doubling down on discrimination against the T part of LGBT.

I can't wait till we legalize forced sex transitions.

# ¿ May 12, 2016 00:16

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/730548069692002305

His attempts at meme talk are adorable! :allears:

# ¿ May 12, 2016 02:32

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Picnic Princess posted:

I'm the shopped swatika!

# ¿ May 13, 2016 03:59

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Melmac posted:

The funniest part is the computer will take their job anyway, raised wage or no.

# ¿ May 13, 2016 07:20

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Tricky D posted:

I wonder what the most conservative solution is for having roughly 30 million unemployable service workers due to automation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpa7wEAz7I

# ¿ May 13, 2016 20:07

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Stinky_Pete posted:

BERG

Sounds pretty American to me!

# ¿ May 14, 2016 01:26

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safetyStanddown posted:

I was one of those, though :/
E: also iirc, the difference was that males did pull ups and females did a flexed arm hang (basically stay in the "up" position for as long as you can), which is hard af in its own way and much harder than straight pull ups for most men.

Thank you for your service

# ¿ May 16, 2016 04:13

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Ivor Biggun posted:

Is Obama transgender or a pedophile in this cartoon? I'm confused.

Yes

# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:19

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InterFaced posted:

kermit the frog sipping tea is triggering me. I loving hate that frog and want to twist his rear end in a top hat puppet head off.

I like how the pic implies Kermit just went on a shooting spree,and is now enjoying a refreshing glass of tea to cool down!

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 16:19

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Jack Trades posted:

Both left and right wingers are loving retarded.
Centrists are retarded too.

What I'm saying is that the world is 99% retards.

Look out, we got ourselves a smarty over here! :smugbert:

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 19:33

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Jack Trades posted:

Nah, I'm the 99%.

I was talking about myself, dumbass!

Look at this 99er can't even grasp the concept of textual masturbation!

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 20:52

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 06:26

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Actually they were buried by Satan, IDIOT!!!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 18:22

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

Melmac posted:

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

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Holyshoot posted:

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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

spud posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Tiberius Thyben posted:

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Ivor Biggun posted:

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Melmac posted:

Tricky D posted:

Stinky_Pete posted:

safetyStanddown posted:

Ivor Biggun posted:

InterFaced posted:

Jack Trades posted:

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