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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Stuffguyman posted:

* Posts interesting media relevant to own life instead of making everything about my retarded political beliefs *

This never happened on social media, ever.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Its ironic because the iceberg on the bottom gets bigger

JUST LIKE THIS DICK!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Seems familiar...

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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The best thing about Hillary winning the election will be the impotent rage of Facebook conservatives.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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phasmid posted:

*Bernie Sanders' Jewish family leaves Poland a mere decade before the Third Reich begins to kill all Jews in Poland*

Socialist, huh? Where've I heardthat before?

*votes Trump*

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

Well, only good thing, really.

Nah, the second benefit is when my Mom wonders why her grown son has to live at her house with a mountain of college debt, and I smuggly reply "Don't blame me, I voted for Bernie! "








God, my family is so hosed.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Lol this is so inaccurate! Everyone knows that Nike owns child slaves in China, that African kid is probably working on some Nesquick plantation.

God bless the free market!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “SmallGovernment” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders
BUT WHAT WAS THAT MAN'S NAME!?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Hey now, I um..ah..I wrote that...uh..one myself so...uh..all credit should go to me!

Typical Demonrat taking credit for a marines heroism!

This won't happen in Trump's America, I tell you what!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

All us soldiers are war criminals

Pm me, and I'll let you treat my rear end like you treat prisoners in Guantanamo bay!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Jonny 290 posted:

A strong conservative patriotic dad decided to try to un-teach some of the liberal public school lessons his ex-wife had nagged into their mewling communist son. He took his boy out in the woods one day for a hike.

"This sucks, dad! Where's my DS?" whined the spoiled, liberal child.
"This is better than a DS." His strong, virile father pulled a compass out of his pocket.
"Let me show you something", the father typed on a Tumblr comment on his son's blog, because that was the only way to reach him these days.

He aimed the compass north. "We all start out here." His stammering son with poor muscle tone rolled his eyes. "Yeah, so?"

"Here's where I am. Just a little bit to the right." He turned so that his compass pointed northeast. "See how that wasn't much work at all?"

"Now here's what you're doing. Start out facing north", he said to his son. "Now turn to the left. More. Keep going left. More and more. Keep going....STOP." HIs pudgy, godless son was pointing northeast.

"Looks like we're both pointing the same direction" said the son.

"But did you see how much longer it took you?" said his father.
I honestly thought I was having a stroke while reading this.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Batterypowered7 posted:

From my Facebook:



When I saw the SJW killing fields...

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Oct 1, 2015

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Professor Shark posted:

This isn't directly related, but what caused the Libertarian streak in US politics?

Decades of unfettered capitalism + lack of any immediate danger or consequence for one's actions.

I can't wait for Trump to start a world war!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Top City Homo posted:

we deserved 9/11

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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poo poo like this is why I'm glad Cruz got stomped.

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Oct 1, 2015

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Professor Shark posted:

Proud stupid man opens himself up to lawsuit and risks business over stupid loving dumbass American "politics" poo poo lol

You know if he gets sued or someshit he will just get a gofundme.

Conservative whining is quickly becoming a billion dollar industry.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Can't have our president going to some Muslim kindergarten, can we?

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Oct 1, 2015

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Top City Homo posted:



we need better mental health services for our hosed up nation of little eichmanns

I'm the promilitary followed by ptsd hashtags

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Holyshoot posted:

She's not wrong about common core. It's pretty loving dumb from what I have seen

You act like conservatives have a better idea.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Tricky D posted:

I was under the impression that common core was developed by professional educators and derided by people who think they know how to teach better than professional educators.

Honestly, common core is the best we can do without reforming the entire American education system, and good luck with that lol!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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I use a web-based calculator because I live in the twenty-first century, math is for troglodytes!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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spud posted:

Did anyone post this yet?



So all Republicans are secretly Muslim?

Man, they really are playing the long con!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Capntastic posted:

What is the supposed deal with Hillary and benghazi? What is the email scandal? These pictures have led me to believe she used an email to hire killers to murder our guys in Benghazi?

She killed every goon living in Benghazi!

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

she forwarded an old screamer flash to obama, startling him into pushing "the button"

What a goddamned momster!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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spud posted:

You seem very triggered by this thread friend Dreddout.

Maybe have a break for a bit?

Actually I'm so jaded that I struggle to care for anything at all, except for the sweet embrace of death obv!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Voting and guns are intrinsic parts of the human condition, toilets aren't Q.E.D!

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Oct 1, 2015

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

They were practicing taquero law all along!

"It was Halal all along, Obama! It was Halal all along! Even my four wives bought it!"

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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What are they mad at now?

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Oct 1, 2015

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Ivor Biggun posted:

People on the wrong side of history are really mad they lost the homosex debate so they're doubling down on discrimination against the T part of LGBT.

I can't wait till we legalize forced sex transitions.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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His attempts at meme talk are adorable!

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Oct 1, 2015

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I'm the shopped swatika!

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Oct 1, 2015

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The funniest part is the computer will take their job anyway, raised wage or no.

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Oct 1, 2015

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Tricky D posted:

I wonder what the most conservative solution is for having roughly 30 million unemployable service workers due to automation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpa7wEAz7I

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Sounds pretty American to me!

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Oct 1, 2015

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safetyStanddown posted:

I was one of those, though :/
E: also iirc, the difference was that males did pull ups and females did a flexed arm hang (basically stay in the "up" position for as long as you can), which is hard af in its own way and much harder than straight pull ups for most men.

Thank you for your service

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Ivor Biggun posted:

Is Obama transgender or a pedophile in this cartoon? I'm confused.

Yes

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Oct 1, 2015

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InterFaced posted:

kermit the frog sipping tea is triggering me. I loving hate that frog and want to twist his rear end in a top hat puppet head off.

I like how the pic implies Kermit just went on a shooting spree,and is now enjoying a refreshing glass of tea to cool down!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Jack Trades posted:

Both left and right wingers are loving retarded.
Centrists are retarded too.

What I'm saying is that the world is 99% retards.

Look out, we got ourselves a smarty over here!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Jack Trades posted:

Nah, I'm the 99%.

I was talking about myself, dumbass!

Look at this 99er can't even grasp the concept of textual masturbation!

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

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Actually they were buried by Satan, IDIOT!!!

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