I'm literally fuming!!!!!1!

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

yeah your rear end is fuming, poo poo rear end

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:11

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:04

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chaosbreather posted:

Holy poo poo this garbage again

Hey idiots it's called hyperbole, it's literally been a thing for billions of years. Tiny stupid ant babies can identify hyperbole. The only reason why those poor bastards at Oxford added it as a line item is because picking up something so fundamental to speech from context is somehow beyond millions of brainless zombies

You should complain about metaphor next so that they're forced to add footnotes that 'winter of discontent' doesn't actually mean the actual season

Anyone who complains about this is literally illiterate

but for real i agree with this 100%

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:14

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numberoneposter posted:

triscuits are chips

slavery is freedom

war is peace

Hotdog is a sandwich.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:14

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

The bad news is that reality itself is being torn apart, the good news is that it's only happening literally.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:14

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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

but for real i agree with this 100%

What if the indignation is ironically juxtapositioned to appropriate good dialectics?

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:30

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

SirEvelynTremble posted:

What if the indignation is ironically juxtapositioned to appropriate good dialectics?

You want the adverb form of "appropriate", that is the verb form.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:33

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I do not recognize Vatican II.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:34

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

SirEvelynTremble posted:

What if the indignation is ironically juxtapositioned to appropriate good dialectics?

what? imma be honest i have a very limited vocabulary so i only understand regular gbs posts

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:37

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

triscuits are chips

slavery is freedom

war is peace

this but literally

# ? Apr 12, 2016 17:49

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numberoneposter posted:

triscuits are chips

slavery is freedom

war is peace

notZaar posted:

Hotdog is a sandwich.

ketchup is a vegetable

# ? Apr 12, 2016 19:55

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

OP is literally a butt fuckin retard

# ? Apr 12, 2016 20:00

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

chaosbreather posted:

Holy poo poo this garbage again

Hey idiots it's called hyperbole, it's literally been a thing for billions of years. Tiny stupid ant babies can identify hyperbole. The only reason why those poor bastards at Oxford added it as a line item is because picking up something so fundamental to speech from context is somehow beyond millions of brainless zombies

You should complain about metaphor next so that they're forced to add footnotes that 'winter of discontent' doesn't actually mean the actual season

Anyone who complains about this is functionally illiterate

frnakly, i doubt even grown-rear end adult ants have any conception of grammar, much less higher coincepts like hyperbole

also, it's "winter of our discount tent." it mean s regret and suffering over choices long since made. like, what kind of idiota goes camping in the winter without a cabin??? getcherself a nice log cabin in the mountains, is what im saying, and finally get around to writngn your manifesto

# ? Apr 12, 2016 21:42

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Nathilus posted:

I've always felt "fuckboi" has a certain je ne ses quoi to it that "fuckboy" lacks. But words are tools and you are their master. Use whichever fits best in hand or rolls best off the tongue.

it's fuccboi because a true Crip never puts a c and a k next to each other.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 21:51

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

I'm detecting dangerous level of care. In fact we're pushing on the threshold of maximum overcare.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 22:11

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Dictionaries are descriptive not prescriptive op I'm a HUGE prick.

# ? Apr 12, 2016 22:20

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