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i challenge him to a game of DDR: Mario Mix. winner gets to own the house.
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Apr 13, 2016 23:59
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Apr 14, 2016 00:01
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I just go into a different room and lock the door because of social anxiety. I can't deal with that. I would call 911 but talking on the phone is a nightmare. So I'll probably just avoid interacting with him as best I can and only leave my room when I know he's out of the house.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:01
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i run away
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Apr 14, 2016 00:03
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Apr 14, 2016 00:05
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MrWillsauce posted:I just go into a different room and lock the door because of social anxiety. I can't deal with that. I would call 911 but talking on the phone is a nightmare. So I'll probably just avoid interacting with him as best I can and only leave my room when I know he's out of the house.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:06
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jk I pull out a gun and shoot them obvi. Otherwise I'd have to give up my florida residency and that's a huge hassle.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:11
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i would show this gif to the intruder
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Apr 14, 2016 00:13
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i would find my deepest centre and share it.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:20
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squatter's rights!
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Apr 14, 2016 00:23
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... I'm taken aback at their sense of entitlement, acting as if they live there. also amazed that they have replaced all of my belongings with new items and changed the entire floor plan, exterior, and yard around the house |
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Apr 14, 2016 00:27
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these people are crafty.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:28
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Kill, gut and skin them and mount them next to the others lie still and hope they take what they want and go away, fully prepared to dig down deep into my instincts and release my inner monkey ready to launch into a barrage of furiously flung feces at the intruder until the police arrive https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 14, 2016 00:32
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Hugh Malone posted:... I'm taken aback at their sense of entitlement, acting as if they live there. also amazed that they have replaced all of my belongings with new items and changed the entire floor plan, exterior, and yard around the house
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Apr 14, 2016 00:38
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I should probably make them tea and toast I don't want to be rude.
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Apr 14, 2016 02:24
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I'll apologize to them and try to sooth them once they realize that they just wasted their time with a crap home. I don't want to ruin their day like that.
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Apr 14, 2016 02:49
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my new dog posted:we intruders cannot let us be suppressed by home owners. just make yourself a lease and tell the home owners to get out of your house http://www.ktvb.com/news/local/couple-fights-to-evict-stranger-from-nampa-home/128686427
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Apr 14, 2016 03:05
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Hugh Malone posted:... I'm taken aback at their sense of entitlement, acting as if they live there. also amazed that they have replaced all of my belongings with new items and changed the entire floor plan, exterior, and yard around the house |
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Apr 14, 2016 04:28
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I would seat him down make him feel welcome, and calmly state that I am not the person who should be afraid... While hurriedly wiping away the tears from my face.
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Apr 14, 2016 04:55
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depends on if they didn't expect me to be there or not. |
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Apr 14, 2016 05:03
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Macnult posted:depends on if they didn't expect me to be there or not. looking for that thing you know ---------------- |
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Apr 14, 2016 10:06
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little know fact: if an intruder stays in a house for 7 consecutive days without being noticed they are now legally the owners of the house and may evict anyone else living there
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Apr 14, 2016 12:28
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Luvcow posted:little know fact: if an intruder stays in a house for 7 consecutive days without being noticed they are now legally the owners of the house and may evict anyone else living there you sometimes run into counter intruders who come in one day later and hide under the intruders bed
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Apr 14, 2016 13:19
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December Octopodes posted:you sometimes run into counter intruders who come in one day later and hide under the intruders bed yeah it's really just laziness on the current homeowners, it's as easy as calling out, "Marco!" and any intruder is legally obligated to return with, "polo!" but people just forget to do that daily 
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Apr 14, 2016 14:32
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Luvcow posted:little know fact: if an intruder stays in a house for 7 consecutive days without being noticed they are now legally the owners of the house and may evict anyone else living there actually the current occupants are evicted one by one, so the key is to have a big family or lots of housemates so you have time to recapture the command post |
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Apr 14, 2016 15:21
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Everyone in this thread assumes the intruder is flagged for PvP, but what if they aren't?
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Apr 14, 2016 15:32
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google THIS posted:actually the current occupants are evicted one by one, so the key is to have a big family or lots of housemates so you have time to recapture the command post damnit... yeah you're right, just reread my state's laws on this. Also forgot about the legal placement of your home's flag and how much must be visible at all times (it's 5% so can you still hide it pretty good)
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Apr 14, 2016 15:32
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Splatmaster posted:Everyone in this thread assumes the intruder is flagged for PvP, but what if they aren't? that sucks when that happens. the other day i had a dude just walk in and start opening chests in my house and just taking stuff and there was nothing i could do 
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Apr 14, 2016 15:33
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Luvcow posted:that sucks when that happens. the other day i had a dude just walk in and start opening chests in my house and just taking stuff and there was nothing i could do contact a GM and get your stuff reimbursed. Opening claimed chests is supposed to flag them.
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Apr 14, 2016 15:50
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Vynar posted:contact a GM and get your stuff reimbursed. Opening claimed chests is supposed to flag them. i'll try, unfortunately the guy walked outside and got hit by a truck and when his body disappeared the only thing there was a little bag with like 5 copper coins in it, everything else was just gone but apparently the truck got 10xp 
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Apr 14, 2016 15:55
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I'd poo poo myself. If he's responding to my craigslist ad hell be aroused by this and if he isn't responding to my craigslist ad... well... you never start a fight with a guy who pooped his pants that's like rule #1 Edit: rule #2 is be home for supper |
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Apr 14, 2016 18:18
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one time I came home late and the intruders had started eating supper without me
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Apr 14, 2016 19:34
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I am going to break into GSJG's house and make some gourmet pasta for him and his wife. I will leave out a nice bottle of wine but it won't pair well with the meal. Then I will escape unnoticed.
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Apr 14, 2016 22:52
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some villainous poo poo, vymar
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Apr 14, 2016 22:58
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GSJG only drinks the finest boxed wine.
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Apr 14, 2016 23:02
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put on a fake scottish accent and shout at them
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Apr 14, 2016 23:24
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Luvcow posted:i'll try, unfortunately the guy walked outside and got hit by a truck and when his body disappeared the only thing there was a little bag with like 5 copper coins in it, everything else was just gone but apparently the truck got 10xp have you had a chance to replace your belongings? i'm asking for a friend
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Apr 14, 2016 23:29
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i buy him a beer. he's done well to get past all my deathtraps. |
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Apr 14, 2016 23:45
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Splatmaster posted:Everyone in this thread assumes the intruder is flagged for PvP, but what if they aren't? If you mark your house as your capital home they will be automatically flagged for PvP when they try to enter. Except when they got the secret passphrase for your gate.
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