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Jayme
Jul 16, 2008

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This is sticking out to me because she made a huge goddamn deal about how much money this trip was costing them. Buying the groceries to make a week's worth of dinners for two, plus some boxes of granola bars or whatever for snacks, costs me like 60 dollars tops :confused:

It seems from their website that they try to make at least some of their meals at home, but I'm pretty sure they'd go for the higher-priced organic and free-trade ingredients. They also have pictures up of snacks they've bought, which come in those old-timey tins that you pay out the rear end for.

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Jayme
Jul 16, 2008

yeah I eat rear end posted:

They just had to add the poo poo cherry on top of that stdh sundae with the "they had sex too lol what a bunch of sluts" bit at the end.

Plus I highly doubt poison ivy is even physically capable of doing that. Even if you soaked the car in concentrated extract of whatever the poison stuff is in poison ivy, I'd be surprised if it wouldn't just evaporate within an hour.

Urushiol is actually some pretty nasty stuff - it can take 50 micrograms of purified urushiol to induce a rash, which means even brushing against a leaf can be enough. Coating a surface that someone's going to grip firmly would definitely do something, as long as they're not immune. It's also an oil, so it lingers for quite a while - it's generally not safe to touch even a dead vine, unless you know it's been at least a year, preferably several. (I live in an area with a ton of poison ivy - both plant and vine - so I know most of this from personal experience!)

The story still didn't happen, though.

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008
I googled it, and apparently some scuba diver got his finger bitten off by a pufferfish, and some other people have been attacked while swimming/diving. So it's possible, but I have no idea why any responsible store owner wouldn't keep a potentially dangerous animal under some sort of locking mechanism. Gotta think about the lowest common denominator, and it's a whole lot cheaper to put even a brick on top of the tank lid than it is to pay for some idiot's hospital bills.

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008

kimbo305 posted:

Tbf, isn't it just that logging companies never wanted to cut into their profit margins by replanting after their cuts? I mean, it still takes a loooong time to get a forest back, but they weren't even trying.

Depends on the company, really - nowadays, a lot of companies in the US replant as part of a sustainability initiative (as long as they're not planning to sell the land to be developed), but some companies have been replanting for years and years. Basically, if the company owns that land and is planning to keep it after logging, hell yeah they're going to replant as soon as possible.

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008

BioEnchanted posted:

That happened so little I imagine I've probably played a video game about it.

:boom:

I just want you to know that I read this and appreciate you for the wonderful human being that you are.

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008

Jay Rust posted:

I've never taken strolls through the wilds with any of my college classes, although to be fair I studied literature

I majored in Wildlife Science - nearly every class had a practical lab attached (so we would be tramping through the woods looking at plants/practicing setting traps/doing turtle surveys). If anyone tried being that Wacky and Quirky, I think the rest of the lab section would have unanimously voted to leave them there, since that would have just added extra time to the lab (which were usually at least a couple hours, if not longer).

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008

hyperhazard posted:

Honest question: What career do you go into with that major? Park ranger? Environmental scientist? Crazy woods hermit?

Pretty much all of the above - the federal hiring freeze kinda screwed a large portion of my graduating class over, since the federal government's a pretty large employer there. Some of my classmates got jobs working with state agencies managing nongame populations or restoring natural habitats or performing hunter surveys to prevent overharvesting of game species, stuff like that. I've personally been trying to get a job working in animal care, but I've taken classes that reflect that - Animal Behavior, Wildlife Diseases, Herpetology, etc.

Fathis Munk posted:

My money's on druid.

Also what kinda questions did you ask the turtles during your survey?

The basics - where they were from, what they were in town for, their opinions on the construction going on downtown... (The lab where we did reptile/amphibian surveying were really interesting - we learned about the different methods of marking the animals we captured, how to recognize potential biases or patterns in the captured individuals to account for age or sex groups that may be more prone to capture, how to extrapolate the survey to estimate the total population in the area, etc.)

If anyone's interested in asking any more questions, feel free to message me - I don't like causing derails!

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008
Wow, there sure are a lot of straw men being fought in this thread. For content, I present this classic:

quote:

List of bullshit I pulled in high school:
-My yearbook photo was a picture of some random baby off of Google I photoshopped my 17 year-old self’s head onto. It made it in.
-Slipped a video titled “hot busty lesbian porn” into the personal folders of everyone in my computer class, which after they all crowded around to see what it was, turned out to be the video for Never Gonna Give You Up (it was 2007, so not yet a worn out joke). Thanks to them (like idiots) deciding to swarm a computer with sound, the computer lab filled up with cheesy ‘80s pop and the sound of me laughing so hard I ended up on the floor clutching my stomach.
-Figured out that the school board internet filters blocked based on words and URLs, so I bypassed them simply by pinging their IP addresses, giving me free reign to Youtube and wherever else I felt like going to. I abused this power, and the fact I luckily had one of the computers with built-in speakers, to blast copious amounts of death metal all class.
-Formed an air band called Minotaur Lizards whose career peak was “playing” a montage of classic rock songs during a school presentation.
-Acted out the mock trial that made up the final for our senior year Law class as head prosecutor, wearing no shirt, no socks, a Dead Kennedys t-shirt, and shorts. Somehow got 10/10 for “appropriateness of dress” by being so utterly wrong that the teacher considered me to have looped back around.
-Made sure that the yearbook contained the words “Harry Potter erotica”, and nobody realized until it had already gone to print.
-Did accounting for some of the pot dealers in my year and ended up taking a good cash bonus home after my suggested “baked sale” hit it big.
-Managed to get out of gym class the last two years on the promise to teachers that if I kept a friend, who was in a wheelchair and one of the above-mentioned dealers, occupied and out of trouble, I could skimp on doing class for non-test days and eke out a 75%.
-Turned in so many bullshit essays and “I was bored on this vocabulary test so I write it all in haiku” results that teachers would be disappointed if I turned in ‘normal effort’ work.
-Found out someone I really disliked hated my laugh, and dialed up how totally hilarious I found Cool Runnings so much that my laughter got him into a hissy fit that ended with his suspension.
-Figured out the school’s weak exits where one could slip through without being noticed, and began selling this information to people once our school cut its truancy officer for budget reasons.
-Managed to send through enough filthily-worded Valentine’s Day candygrams with the help of a friend on the inside that there were no candygrams the next year.
-Did most of my work for my last year on a single piece of paper I’d just fold up and stick back in my pocket out of general laziness and my lack of need for notes. Math teacher kept poking fun at it, which led to an escalating war of attrition that ended when I handed in a test written on a corn tortilla.
-Was voted Most Unique in what is most certainly the last flattering time that award was given in the school’s history

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008
If some random dude whispered that to me as he was handing me something, there is no way I would be smiling. Well, maybe a nervous "what the gently caress is this dude on" smile...

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008

This story is super sparse compared to other revenge fantasies - baby's first STDH or an :effort: attempt at a parody?

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Jayme
Jul 16, 2008

Stack Machine posted:

It was this, I'm sure. Waffle house is A Thing in Georgia, and not only for drunk people late at night. Every time I visit my mom in Valdosta it's where we eat unless I suggest something else. I would pop in for a coffee with my grandfather when I worked summers on the septic tank truck. There's one on the Georgia Tech campus. It's massively popular and always open. I think the severity of COVID finally hit home for my family back in GA when the local waffle house shuttered up.

I mean, the Waffle House index is a thing.

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