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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?





GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Can't forget this little piece of perfection:

I remember when that one hit Fandom_Wank. The mocking was glorious. I still on occasion wonder what that person is up to now, though it's probably being a Superwholock type on Tumblr.

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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?





LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Kind of both. Two dollar bills are sort of a novelty currency, they're legal tender but you need to go out of your way to get them.

To my understanding, they were an attempt to introduce a new denomination that failed for either looking too much like another denomination or just never really caught on. It's been decades since I last seen one. However, depending on location, I've still seen the old silver certificate paper bills. They're still valid currency, but look just different enough to throw people off. I used to see a lot of those when I worked at a Blockbuster Video that had a sizeable senior citizen demographic. I figured so many of them freaked out from the bank failure with the Depression they just kept everything at home.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?





Cirrhosis Johnson posted:

How is it that I canít remember anything useful, but know exactly what youíre referring to?

I know the feeling. I'll forget where I set my keys or phone down, but I'll easily remember poo poo like the water tank weighing, the childfree person who dressed up for a Harry Potter book release and was livid that a child got picked to open the box, or the polyamory guy who was asking for advice that his human wife was jealous of his horse wife.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?





Telemaze posted:

..."Horse wife"? Someone please elaborate, I don't think I've heard this one.

Pretty much guy was posting asking for advice on a polyamory board and it came out he was also on some bestiality forum and he had a human wife and a horse wife that ended up being hitting all the internet drama sites to where all you had to say was 'His wife, a horse" and people knew exactly who you were referring to. If I remember rightly some internet detectives at Fandom Wank sites were able to track down that he was working at a horse rescue and he might've been sexually abusing the horses. I think calls were made but I'm not 100% on that.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?





Telemaze posted:

Welp, I've been on the internet for a long long time but somehow I still didn't expect it to be a literal horse. I should know better by now.

At the time, I was thinking some strange furry or otherkin thing until the reveal it was a horse. I do remember him posting the horse was pregnant and he was certain it was his.

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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?





yeah I eat rear end posted:

The worst variant of that form of stdh are when they combine it with dr who roleplaying. There's a classic one where someone is laying in a jeep or something and has the tardis noise as a ring tone and somebody recognizes it and it's just awful.

I know one was making the rounds where it happened in a parking garage and ended up having multiple people recognize it and play along.

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