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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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In the end she just throws money at a man instead of decently handing it to him. What a loving bitch

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oldpainless
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sweeperbravo posted:

Poop is really just the absence of not-poop.

That's not the same though

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Eponine posted:

What do people who think a mediocre spaghetti dinner is romantic and fancy eat on the regular? This is a serious question. I'm not a great chef and it's not like I plate my meals, but what do you usually eat that makes that special?

Probably the food is always ordered at a burger place or just tossed in a microwave straight from a can or box. Maybe the dude spent more than 30 seconds of effort doing it and that makes it special for them.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Uhh how about you do what I do and cry that you're hungry like a giant dumb baby until someone else comes along and makes food for you.

oldpainless
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genetic_knockout posted:

Are you my husband??

I am every husband

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Oct 30, 2009

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(Farts loudly and coughs)

oldpainless
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I'm p sure you says a person has autism, not call them autistic.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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When in doubt just use the phrase (person) has "a touch of the 'tism"

oldpainless
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A panic attack? I'll be right over in 40 minutes just let me put on my gold medal i got for being the fastest motherfucker in history

oldpainless
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I'm pleased to announce you are in shape.

Thanks doctor. HAES


Of course that shape is round.

How rude (dies at 44 after ten years of poor quality of life)

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She doesn't understand either time or distance. Or both.

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I was on a team where everyone was given participation trophies including the kid with Down Syndrome (me) so everyone who got one suffered from low self-esteem from being told they were no better than a retard.

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Also no alcohol in its system as well

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Boywhiz88 posted:

I think he was being tongue in cheek.

You can't assume anything when it comes to posters on something awful

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Oct 30, 2009

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Nice

oldpainless
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That's pretty disgusting

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Thst guys pretty cool

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Monicro posted:

In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right

It doesn't seem like some people do

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Paladinus posted:

What on earth is manny?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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That was the worst thing I've ever read

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Is date surprise sex so common everyone in a restaurant has personal experience with it?

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Lord Chumley posted:

it's a joke you drat idiots

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it's not.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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hogmartin posted:



p.s. if you liked that movie when it came out do yourself a favor and see it again

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Oct 30, 2009

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She deserved it

oldpainless
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I think that guy is really confused about what prostitution is.

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I would like links to these studies

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Sausage links

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Oct 30, 2009

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It's a good message

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I should clarify i thought it was a good message because it used apples. I'm not too sure about the actual content of the story because I didn't read it. I just saw apples and made a snap judgement.



I like apples.

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Murphy Brownback posted:

Does anyone actually ever "wag their finger" as described near the end of the story outside of cartoons?

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Selachian posted:

The thing that gets me is, I know some of the people who are giving this guy attaboys, and they're not stupid -- but none of them shows a flicker of doubt about this "I confronted a political opponent, turned back all her arguments with the sheer force of pure reason, and left her spluttering helplessly" bullshit story.

If you don't pretend to believe other peoples bullshit on the internet, then they are not going to believe yours.

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In ten years hopefully we will all be dead and the earth reclaimed by nature

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Weatherman I'll pay you three internet dollars to follow oldpainless around for a day and post 'oldpainless more like old____less' every time he says something

This is egregious

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Oct 30, 2009

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I feel like the meme presentation should have ended with the teacher seeing the kid get dragged into an empty room by the head cheerleader

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That man owed that woman sex after all that effort she put in.

oldpainless
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A phone is a privilege, not a right.

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Aphrodite posted:

Plausible with the lawn care guys offering to do it for free.

Come on man, get out while you're ahead.

I was that lawn guy

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hogmartin posted:

Not sure why this is the one thing that gets me from that story, but you could throw a dart at my life from ca. 1984 up to about 1992 and have about 85% odds that I was having PBJ and chocolate milk for lunch. It's not a stark crystallized moment in time, it's kid's food for a kid.

I figure putting in a random "fact" like that is seen as some way to prove the story.

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puck puck goose posted:

Does the whole jock/nerd dynamic even exist anymore

More popular kids still make fun of and pick on kids who have no friends/are nerds/are really really different than other students if that's what you're asking.

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Is this in North America?

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