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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH


I can believe this happened, but not the way the authour thinks it did.

Kid notices gun, tells parent.
Parent thinks "Oh poo poo, it's a crazy, don't say anything that will get them worked up" just says something to get the kid to be quiet.
Gunhaver thinks how heroic they are.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

"Uh, yeah... naturally, once the truancy officer budget had been cut, I figured out where the 'weak points' in the school perimeter were."

So, do American schools have anti-escape fences and checkpoints or something, or does this guy think that 'walking out a gate' is a weak point? Because last time I was in school, the way to leave early was to just walk out and everyone would assume you had a reason for it.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Here you go:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Always nice to have a happy ending.

Assuming the last word is an edit, isn't O- the universal recipient? Or is it universal donor?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Antivehicular posted:

And then put her hair into a ponytail but not really

And didn't shower!

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I congratulate the religious on not being so jaded by the world that they can believe in a competent authourity, let alone a benevolent one.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

It sounds like one of those weird sex things. Or possibly an obscure kitchen tool. Or both.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Never be exposed to the elements for more than the distance between the front door and the car.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I too have given up on sports and public toilets, but it's not a fear-of-trans-people thing.

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