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DavidAlltheTime posted:Are servers taxed differently than non-service industry workers? Tip income is imputed to people who work in ordinarily tipped positions, so if you're a waiter and you only report your $2.13 an hour (US minimum wage for tipped employees), you could be audited and fined. It is all complete loving bullshit.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 18:53 |
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kazil posted:No one born in the last 50 years has been named Maggie Maggie Gyllenhaal
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 04:04 |
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Tunicate posted:This is one of those guys who uses 'ape' as a codeword for 'black' right? Why would a black dude be angry about a "gently caress Off, Nazis" sign?
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 03:17 |
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ilmucche posted:I tend to tune out when people call him drumpf. Just use his real drat name. Also, why is an English person and her kids' class nattering on about Trump when they have a perfectly lovely Prime Minister of their own right there? Unless this is a US person who is just so much of a tea-a-boo that she thinks US kids call their teacher "Miss", in addition to various Anglicisms.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 05:34 |
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Sir Lemming posted:11 years old really isn't that young anyway. They don't just completely avoid any mention of war, Native American genocide, etc. before high school, it's kind of impossible to learn history without that. Too young to read Night, perhaps, but a general overview of the Holocaust, sure. We read The Diary of Anne Frank in I think 7th grade. That's pretty common in US middle schools/junior highs
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 18:46 |
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RoboRodent posted:Why is she hiding cookies in her bathroom? That doesn't sound sanitary. Because she has nine kids!
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 17:18 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Aren't there schools that are ok with no vaccines so all the kids are unvaccinated? Like in California or something? Or is that stdExist Cali tightened its rules in 2015. Here's a map; the states with yellow syringes for "philosophical objection" are the crazy states. Most? All? states include both public and private schools in the vax requirements.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 00:30 |
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BioEnchanted posted:*Phone rings* "Hello Mr Stewart... You humiliated me... Taunted me... almost cost me my academic career - but you underestimated me. If you do not allow a resit soon I will find you. I will kill you. That exam will be I was thinking "worst remake of The Count of Monte Cristo ever" but I like yours more.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 03:40 |
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Are women supposed to stop wearing underwear when they turn 80?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 01:43 |
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Disproportionate Orphan posted:Oh, look, an update. Never have I been smugger about calling a stdh.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 19:53 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Then I would be bragging about how my grandpa personally killed Hitler, probably That was Hitler's best accomplishment, but he didn't have any kids, so the question is, who was grandpa, really?
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 03:18 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Wait... why do you need papers signed by a doctor to say that you're allergic to your own carpet? No treatment thanks, just a note will do. Breaking a lease on a rental?
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 02:25 |
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starkebn posted:There's no "should". If you're ethically opposed, fine, but there is no blanket case for "should" avoid. I think Paladins meant "'should' according to the recommendations of the RCC," not "should" for people in general.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 17:50 |
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Yes, there's a good site called PinkTruth.com, created by a forensic accountant, that outlines how Mary Kay runs the "free pink Cadillac" scam. Very similar to what you describe, Zipperelli.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 06:20 |
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Claudia Winkleman is always. Even the "Bluff the Listener" games on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me here in are better stdh.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 23:59 |
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tyblazitar posted:Ah yes, stupid hippie stereotypes, famously well-versed in gun model names. They also love ISIS.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 04:45 |
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Zero One posted:STDidH: Awkward for tall but not fat dudes. Like, the only person in the NBA who can go on that is Isaiah Washington. Which I hope he does, and then tells everyone else it was loving awesome. Sorry you missed it, Lebron!
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 04:30 |
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Clearly, construction workers do not get fired for being creeps to passing ladies, because there are still construction workers.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 23:14 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:My understanding is that street harassment from construction workers reduced considerably once construction projects started posting names and contact information for the contracts they were working on - maybe in the 90s? I can find the study about this if you're interested. Interesting! Yes, it would be cool to see the study for sure.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 23:30 |
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ReidRansom posted:They all sound like they're written by ex-fats. Or still kinda fats but not super duper fats like those gross fats. There is nothing more tiresome than people carrying on about other people being fat. It just makes them seem like a fat person who wants to be reassured they're "one of the good ones."
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 23:04 |
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Strudel Man posted:Well, they are. User name is sad disappointment.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 03:22 |
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It's "cock carousel," right? Worst! Snype!
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 04:10 |
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Lisa: A passive-aggressive bitch
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 03:05 |
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Yes, asexual people have heard of sex, and should be aware that "in the bedroom" is a euphemism for sex. I don't ride a motorcycle, but if someone in a Harley shirt told me about his "sick hawg" I wouldn't pretend to think he had a diseased pig.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 18:17 |
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Volcott posted:Has polyamory ever worked out? Like, even once? Yes. I know a polyamorous group who have shared a multifamily house for going on twenty years, and they all get along wonderfully. They're also big old hippies. Ossie Davis and Ruby Dee had a happy open marriage for decades. So, twice, at least. If you count swinging as polyamory, I've interviewed a bunch of people in decades-long marriages or relationships who have been swinging the whole time. AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 03:45 on Dec 21, 2017 |
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SerialKilldeer posted:To be fair, some kids would probably get a laugh out of trolling their parents like that, so that part of the story I can almost believe. Maybe if they were Jehovah's Witnesses or one of those Messianic Christian sects, but random secular people?
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 06:06 |
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oldpainless posted:As a man who does indeed pack a big dick, I can confirm that scenario happens on a near daily basis where my enormous penis must be spoken of and also leads to people being fired. more like boldpenis
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 13:29 |
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maswastaken posted:Having read the book, I prefer your take on it. That fills me with rage.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 03:46 |
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The greatest World War I movie of all time is La Grande Illusion. Fite me irl
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 17:27 |
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Katt posted:This would make for a great sitcom scene. Yes, Reno 911 and Officer Dangle.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 01:13 |
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Arivia posted:But how do people know she paid $50 in the first place? They saw 10 soldiers and knew the lunch was $5.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 00:56 |
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Someone once handed me an equally stupid business card about why I shouldn't talk on a cell phone on the train (not in the quiet car, I'm not a barbarian) and I could not stop laughing. I believe that this could happen, whether or not it actually did.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 00:03 |
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Kevin Palpatine posted:yeah but for that you need probable caws
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 05:30 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:People who inject their anti-beetus definitely use the sharps containers in public bathrooms. They are there for all drugs, not just the cool ones. This. Unless I live in a city full of wealthy, plump old ladies using H, diabetes people are all over those sharps containers.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 04:57 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:#3 was terrible but i kind of lost it at Woman: I'm [Woman]. Hear me [roar] In [numbers] too big to ignore
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 14:20 |
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Evilreaver posted:You know how some people are workaholics? Well I'm an Alcoholic :homer: One of The Onion's very best.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 04:59 |
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oldpainless posted:There’s actually a character called shiro kishi in episode 11 season 2 of the show but heh I wouldn’t expect every plebe to know that. more like old shutthefuckupaboutchildren'scartoons
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 18:16 |
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So clearly this didn't happen at Louisbourg. Which is honestly not all that authentically recreated, given when it was done and that it was a giant work scheme for unemployed miners. Fun, though. Get the molasses cookies, you won't be sorry. Unless they mean Port-Royal, which is much more authentic but not a fort?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 19:25 |
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Non Serviam posted:Can you explain the correlation between the first part of this sentence and the last? How on earth did you think giving weed to your dog would be a good idea? I think the logic was that marijuana is an appetite stimulant for many people, and therefore would be for dogs? I don't think it's good logic, because dogs and people are very different, but the first premise is sound.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 18:19 |
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Dienes posted:No its not? A lot of anti-inflammatories that are safe for humans are deadly to cats and dogs, even in small doses. As is acetaminophen, peusdoephedrine, antidepressants, methylphenidate, and even some common vitamin supplements. poo poo, humans can eat chocolate, avocado, garlic, raisins, and hops without issue, but those can all kill your dog. Neither of us were endorsing this. We were each explaining the possible first premises the dude was reasoning badly from. I think we all agree that this was a terrible idea because humans and dogs are different animals. Anyway, it didn't happen, so we all learned something I guess Sorry about your pupper, Big Dog Daddy.
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