shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

hyperhazard posted:

To christen the new thread, have my very favorite stdh from NAR

And that man's name... was Thor!

WitchFetish posted:

I lost it at "I'm only 200 lbs!) Tbf though bronies victimizing women is completely believable! :v:

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 01:42

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 23:40

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

RareAcumen posted:

This is definitely STDH put I forgive it for the funny mental image.

Screaming Idiot posted:

So I died and went to heaven, right? And then I met God, like, YHVH God with a capital G, and He was actually a She with Really Bang-rear end Titties, and She invited me to Her Bedroom with all her Xboxes and Playstations and other cool stuff and we played games and then I banged Her until She gave birth to a New Universe and now I'm a God too complete with Really Bang-rear end Titties and then this Sexy Hot-rear end Stud died and came to visit me and I invitied him to my Bedroom with all my Xboxes and Playstations and other cool stuff to play games and maybe bang Me a bit

New SMT game has taken and... interesting direction

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 23:31

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Khazar-khum posted:

Dear Police

Whenever you shoot someone, memes spontaneously explode all over social media and clutter the place up with fake maudlin crap. So please stop shooting people.

Yours,

The Internet

Christ, reality has become an Onion article, hasn't it?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 07:51

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Everyone knows real badasses listen to ska.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 19:55

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Thems fighting words.

Beat it, nerdlinger! Ska 4 lyfe!

*toots horn at you*

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 06:57

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nebrilos posted:

I'm actually kind of curious how expensive it is now, but I don't want to search for it on Google. Do you know?

2 BTC

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 02:15

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Zipperelli. posted:

Never has a red text been more appropriate.

Nuckle dragging Neanderthal spotted.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 06:45

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Non Serviam posted:

It's incredible how a story can make me want to kill people... But here we are.

Son of STDH

# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 08:06

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Non Serviam posted:

Oh Jesus Christ...

WHY ARE YOU EVEN MAKING THIS UP?

Because they needed to type the sentence "Hillary Clinton is a boss bitch" obviously!

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 17:54

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

oldpainless posted:

With how dangerous it is, why does anybody even fight anymore?

Some dude called me a fag, we're meeting behind the gym after school to settle this like men!

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 02:04

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Non Serviam posted:

I read this as "Oh dear, Anime anxiety is great isn't it?"

Which actually works, given the fact that she probably cribbed this idea from an anime!

# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 19:08

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Henchman of Santa posted:

I like that they had no faith in the generation who can't even drive yet.

They drive hoverboards around, that's enough for me to make a judgement

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 17:42

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

sweeperbravo posted:

women are actually always jacking off in theaters, in every movie, and there's just no way to tell because there's no evidence left there after the fact.

I just assume this is happening at every public venue I attend, after all, I'm there! :grin:

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 01:12

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

bean_shadow posted:

"Afterwards we can watch Marley and Me!"

"And we can finish the evening with the classic, Old Yeller!"

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 04:23

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

loving lmao at a drug dealer using the term "bud" over the phone.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 02:21

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Maw posted:

Haha every word of that is more insufferable than the last

poo poo that didn't happen.txt: every word of that is more insufferable than the last

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 18:47

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tunicate posted:

loving thigs!

# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 23:07

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 23:40

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

sweeperbravo posted:

Man's inherent desire to categorize and name his environs

Dad Anal, So What

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 23:24

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