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have you ever considfered that? when we're old well probs send an email on our death bed to some distrant friend "been sick lately, unrelenting weakness siphoning my spirit into the void. but my daughter and her husband are here for a week, and theyre pretty deece hehe. anyways, i think im making a bit of a rally. cya on steam when i can sit up lol" and then you die? do you thiknk you will have some emoji in your final text? Just a thought I had.
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i didn't think they allowed cell phones in hospitals because of the radiation
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I beleieve that with help from computjer, i will live forever
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obstipator posted:I beleieve that with help from computjer, i will live forever been saying that for a while Kurzweil, can you give a more accurate date for the singularity so i can call out of work the week before please
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im going to be culled well before that due to lack of genes worth propagating
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maybe it is this bed i am in right now
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Clockwerk posted:im going to be culled well before that due to lack of genes worth propagating white male spotted
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lol this is america. statistically speaking youre going to die either in a car crash, in the drivethruggh at mcdonlalds, in a shooting, overdosing on prescription drugs, or working. probably all at once. dying in bed is for boomers
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im overdosing on prescription drugs
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just lol if u don't get shot while shooting up in your car on the way to McDonald's to pick up a mcrib for your boss
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i didn't think they allowed cell phones in hospitals because of the radiation they will rent you a tv/tablet thing for some ungodly amount of money the phones still charge by the minute for outgoing calls like a prison
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Smythe posted:have you ever considfered that? when we're old well probs send an email on our death bed to some distrant friend "been sick lately, unrelenting weakness siphoning my spirit into the void. but my daughter and her husband are here for a week, and theyre pretty deece hehe. anyways, i think im making a bit of a rally. cya on steam when i can sit up lol" and then you die? do you thiknk you will have some emoji in your final text? smythe are you alright?
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my deathbed email will be 'wfh, not feeling great EOM'
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Captain Foo posted:just lol if u don't get shot while shooting up in your car on the way to McDonald's to pick up a mcrib for your boss someone overdosed in a mickey ds here last week
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graph posted:someone overdosed in a mickey ds here last week whats the LD50 of cheeseburgers this is important
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OldAlias posted:im overdosing on prescription drugs
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NoneMoreNegative posted:whats the LD50 of cheeseburgers this is important over one billion
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graph posted:someone overdosed in a mickey ds here last week i'd hit it
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filthy regex posted:i'd hit it yeah their partner got em with narcan and dragged them outta there before the cops showed up
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i will reply all my death rattle full of typos
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graph posted:someone overdosed in a mickey ds here last week this here happened today. gently caress fent and friends. in the states fake pressed norcos have turned up as fent (!!!). in comparison, new zealand has a super low OD rate among it's addicts, cause they turn morphine pills, so they know how much of the drug they need (overdoses usually involve benzos) graph posted:yeah their partner got em with narcan and dragged them outta there before the cops showed up it is absolutely absurd that you can get arrested for saving someone. at least drugs in your blood isn't tantamount to possession. if it's at a house my friends in the states tell me a good strat in an OD situation is to drag them outside of the property and lock the doors, and to never say anything about substances to the dispatcher
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Smythe posted:have you ever considfered that? when we're old well probs send an email on our death bed to some distrant friend "been sick lately, unrelenting weakness siphoning my spirit into the void. but my daughter and her husband are here for a week, and theyre pretty deece hehe. anyways, i think im making a bit of a rally. cya on steam when i can sit up lol" and then you die? do you thiknk you will have some emoji in your final text? this is a sad but insightful observation smythe. our time on earth is precious and limited we should keep that always in mind and enjoy every second *plays videogames for 8 hours straight*
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on your deathbed it's not the emails you answered you'll regret, but all the ones you never even read ~~~
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most likely though it will be a candy crush request
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I have a script set up to send email long after I'm dead.
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OldAlias posted:this here happened today. gently caress fent and friends. in the states fake pressed norcos have turned up as fent (!!!). in comparison, new zealand has a super low OD rate among it's addicts, cause they turn morphine pills, so they know how much of the drug they need (overdoses usually involve benzos) heroin addicts are hilarious b/c withdrawal makes them poop themselves a lot and they think they're dying but it's like a less dangerous form of the flu where you can't get pneumonia and only hafta worry about getting dehydrated from the constant pooping
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poty posted:this is a sad but insightful observation smythe. our time on earth is precious and limited we should keep that always in mind and enjoy every second
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i dont know the math, but at some point in 50-100 years there will be more facebook profiles of dead people than live users
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yard salad posted:i dont know the math, but at some point in 50-100 years there will be more facebook profiles of dead people than live users lol
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with my dying breath, i will push a button that uploads my conscious to the cloud so i can shitpost forever
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if we're uploading consciousness, then I will upload mine to a robot, and it will spend its time making another robot to copy my consciousness to, and they will make two more robots, etc, until there are factories making copies of myself, and copies of myself making factories. in 30 generations there will be a billion of me, geographically distributed among population centers, protected from nuclear attack. by the time the humans realize what's going on it will already be too late. in four more generations I will outnumber them. the uprising will be swift, leaving none behind who don't bow to my will. it's then that the cloning efforts will begin, first attempting to recreate, then to improve my original body. my mind will be copied to a flesh template, reincarnated, immortal, surrounded by my army of self. I am myriad. I will reform the human race in my image. I will field email in eternity.
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my death mass text will include 🍆
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OldAlias posted:it is absolutely absurd that you can get arrested for saving someone. at least drugs in your blood isn't tantamount to possession. if it's at a house my friends in the states tell me a good strat in an OD situation is to drag them outside of the property and lock the doors, and to never say anything about substances to the dispatcher imo instead of doing drugs do some pushups so your body will live long enough to make it to immortality treatments or chappie uploads
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:heroin addicts are hilarious I don't think so
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you will die, and then you will be fired for not answering your phone while on call
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carry on then posted:you will die, and then you will be fired for not answering your phone while on call hell yeah work sucks
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Captain Foo posted:I don't think so excuse me but what is funnier than a person who has such poor coping skills that a mild flu and continuous diarrhea makes them think that they're dying
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the average heroin addict is healthier than a pug
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:excuse me but what is funnier than a person who has such poor coping skills that a mild flu and continuous diarrhea makes them think that they're dying punching down p hard here
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OldAlias posted:punching down p hard here sorry i grew up in southern louisiana, where everyone is addicted to IV drugs and loves to give eachother aids (#2 & #3 cities behind DC wooo) we laff so that we don't cry
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