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Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

SubponticatePoster posted:

I hope in Andromeda we can customize our spaceship like our armor. Because the Pink Ship of Doom needs to happen.

SSV Daddy Issues rides again

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SS-Kumei
Sep 1, 2012
So, as a crewmember onboard an SSN, one of the things that confuses me greatly about the SSV Normandy mk II is that they have two engineers, which (and I don't know about the surface fleet) only has one Engineer, who is generally an important enough guy to wear the rank of an O-4 despite usually not actually being an O-4, and he doesn't actually do any engineering work, he's got four divisions in his department to take care of the engineroom, the SSN's back-half. I get that Cerberus isn't really military, but it's still surprising that these two engineering academy grads are doing what is essentially enlisted work, and that they're essentially the only two doing it.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

SS-Kumei posted:

it's still surprising that these two engineering academy grads are doing what is essentially enlisted work, and that they're essentially the only two doing it.
Sci-fi writers rarely have any idea how the actual military works.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Something something EDI something something mass effect fields something EEZO something something kill all batarians

skoolmunkee
Jun 27, 2004

Tell your friends we're coming for them

There's a lot of non specified crew on the ship though. I always thought the named few you meet are just kind of representative.

I was usually more puzzled about what all those stations on the CIC area are for. How much sitting in chairs poking at screens can a ship need?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Anime Reference posted:

Sci-fi writers rarely have any idea how the actual military works.

See: Shadowrun's historical timeline.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Apr 25, 2016

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

skoolmunkee posted:

There's a lot of non specified crew on the ship though. I always thought the named few you meet are just kind of representative.

I was usually more puzzled about what all those stations on the CIC area are for. How much sitting in chairs poking at screens can a ship need?

The Illusive Man has unlimited amounts of money and he's going to waste as much of it as possible!

SS-Kumei
Sep 1, 2012

skoolmunkee posted:

There's a lot of non specified crew on the ship though. I always thought the named few you meet are just kind of representative.

I was usually more puzzled about what all those stations on the CIC area are for. How much sitting in chairs poking at screens can a ship need?

They could be redundant systems and things, fire control and electronic warfare stations and the like, rigged up in case EDI crashes or goes offline. Or, they might just be additional readouts of ship status and conditions. On my ship's equivalent to a ship's CIC, there are two-to-four manned stations, and something like ten additional screens that don't have anybody manipulating them, except maybe to bring up a different screen that somebody wants to look at.

Or, just maybe, they looked cool, so they put a bunch of 'em in, but that would be ridiculous, right?

SS-Kumei fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Apr 25, 2016

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

skoolmunkee posted:

There's a lot of non specified crew on the ship though. I always thought the named few you meet are just kind of representative.

I was usually more puzzled about what all those stations on the CIC area are for. How much sitting in chairs poking at screens can a ship need?

Only like, 3 of them are actually for running the ship. The rest are for watching porn.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Next update's ingredients:
Whiskey (or whisky)
Ginger ale
Orange bitters

A note on the bitters: They can be hard to find if you don't have a decent liquor store and can be a bit expensive. If you're lacking bitters then either pull a long piece of rind from an orange (use a paring knife and don't cut into the white pith part as it tastes lovely) or use a microplane if you don't mind a bit of texture in your drink.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde

Anime Reference posted:

Sci-fi writers rarely have any idea how the actual military works.

So far the profiles of the new Normandy crew sounds like the kind of army a corporate entity would come up with if all it had was money and all we could get were humans. But I guess there aren't human mercs in the ME universe.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

J.theYellow posted:

So far the profiles of the new Normandy crew sounds like the kind of army a corporate entity would come up with if all it had was money and all we could get were humans. But I guess there aren't human mercs in the ME universe.

There are a lot of human mercenaries in the ME universe. A LOT of them, something we will find out soon.

Nekomimi-Maiden
Feb 27, 2011

I'm here to help you.
Rule number one, don't get me killed.
Main thing to remember is that Cerberus is highly distrustful of nonhumans and vice versa due to their pro-human, boot-on-the-rest-of-the-galaxy ambitions, and that Cerberus is pretty broadly [and appropriately] considered an extremist terrorist organization. So yeah, it's gonna have trouble with outsourcing, mostly getting people who they have leverage on, fanatic loyalists, or misguided idealists convinced that all the bad stuff is just slander.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

We're about to get the best Guddam Human Merc, too.

Also, bitters aren't that hard to find at all. Angostura bitters should be in just about every grocery store in the soft drink aisle.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

SubponticatePoster posted:

Next update's ingredients:
Whiskey (or whisky)
Ginger ale
Orange bitters

A note on the bitters: They can be hard to find if you don't have a decent liquor store and can be a bit expensive. If you're lacking bitters then either pull a long piece of rind from an orange (use a paring knife and don't cut into the white pith part as it tastes lovely) or use a microplane if you don't mind a bit of texture in your drink.

Or make your own bitters by using the vodka from last time. Peel the rind of an entire orange or two (You want this super strong) and put them in a bit of vodka, the amount really doesnt matter so long as it is the minimum needed to cover the rinds. Now either leave to stand and by the time the episode is out bam you got bitters.

If you are well stocked and also have a hobby chemist/distiller setup:
Get your orange rinds, cardamom, caraway and coriander (omit if you have that soapy coriander gene) and stick all that lovely stuff with vodka in your reflux tower.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

MA-Horus posted:

We're about to get the best Guddam Human Merc, too.

Also, bitters aren't that hard to find at all. Angostura bitters should be in just about every grocery store in the soft drink aisle.
I live in Utah. Grocery stores carry beer and if you're lucky some Mr & Mrs T margarita mix. :saddowns:

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

SubponticatePoster posted:

I live in Utah. Grocery stores carry beer and if you're lucky some Mr & Mrs T margarita mix. :saddowns:

I live in Canada. We can only get liquor at regulated government liquor stores and they make us beg for it like Oliver Twist and his bowl of gruel.

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

grack posted:

I live in Canada. We can only get liquor at regulated government liquor stores and they make us beg for it like Oliver Twist and his bowl of gruel.

"Please Sir, may I have some hooch?"

Is there any way to not have to play #1 and still have Wrex for your party, or does space racist shoot him in retaliation for not slogging through it?

skoolmunkee
Jun 27, 2004

Tell your friends we're coming for them

It's because they've learned the UK's lesson of treating adults like grown-ups and letting them buy whatever and however much liquor they want from every corner shop and grocery store, SOMEHOW results in a country with a very high rate of alcohol abuse.


I think we should come up with some potential thread drink names. I don't really know many drink names but here's a start.

The Illusive Manhattan
Jacqueline Nought and Coke
Mirandarita
White South African
Zaeed's Butt (I don't know what this would be based on, but it would be f i n e )

edit: JOKERBOMB

edit 2: Vanguard wallbanger? OK I will stop now, your turn

skoolmunkee fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Apr 26, 2016

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

pointlessone posted:

"Please Sir, may I have some hooch?"

Is there any way to not have to play #1 and still have Wrex for your party, or does space racist shoot him in retaliation for not slogging through it?

The default state has Wrex dead. If you're on PC you can download a save from https://www.masseffectsaves.com and import it in to your game, dunno about consoles.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
You can do some poo poo to get a save imported on a console, actually. Also Gibbed's ME2 tools let you customize any flag you want.

The default state for ME2 is basically "every possible callback is dead so you don't have them" which is smart for a new player but frustrating for anyone else. Bioware admitted after the fact they had no idea so many people would import from ME1 to 2. Like...way more people than they thought ended up doing it.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




And it's such an easy fix, too: just create some BS reason to require one of your newbie party members to come along the first time you land on Tuchanka, meet Wrex, and Shepard does a quick explanation of who he is for their sake when they have no idea who he is.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Renegade interrupt: Shut up, Wesley!

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

grack posted:

I live in Canada. We can only get liquor at regulated government liquor stores and they make us beg for it like Oliver Twist and his bowl of gruel.
Yeah we have those too, no private liquor stores. And the state ones aren't open after 10 pm, or on Sundays or holidays. We have a local aphorism that goes "buy a fifth on the 3rd for the Fourth (of July)."

skoolmunkee posted:

It's because they've learned the UK's lesson of treating adults like grown-ups and letting them buy whatever and however much liquor they want from every corner shop and grocery store, SOMEHOW results in a country with a very high rate of alcohol abuse.


I think we should come up with some potential thread drink names. I don't really know many drink names but here's a start.

The Illusive Manhattan
Jacqueline Nought and Coke
Mirandarita
White South African
Zaeed's Butt (I don't know what this would be based on, but it would be f i n e )

edit: JOKERBOMB

edit 2: Vanguard wallbanger? OK I will stop now, your turn
I keep thinking of funny drink names when I'm busy doing something else, then I forget them :saddowns: The Illusive Manhattan is really good though.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I don't care as long as our best approximation of Serrice Ice Brandy is one of the drinks

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
Daiquarian?
Samarazerac?
Bloody Miranda?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
A Sweaty Tali

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
Geth and Tonic
Grunt Julep

skoolmunkee
Jun 27, 2004

Tell your friends we're coming for them


I don't know why this one is so funny. Such an inappropriate match for Grunt. Can you imagine trying to get a krogan to muddle mint and then sit quietly drinking it on a hot afternoon at the varren races

skoolmunkee fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Apr 27, 2016

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

skoolmunkee posted:

I don't know why this one is so funny. Such an inappropriate match for Grunt. Can you imagine trying to get a krogan to muddle mint and then sit quietly drinking it on a hot afternoon at the varren races

I think the idea of Grunt wearing a silly hat seals it.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

skoolmunkee posted:

edit: JOKERBOMB

:five:

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Tali's drink has to be straw compatible.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

MA-Horus posted:

Tali's drink has to be straw compatible.

Emergency Induction Port :colbert:

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Krogan Star Bomb
Tschunk-a
Virmire Sunrise
Elcor Reviver
Eternity on the beach :liara:

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




grack posted:

I live in Canada. We can only get liquor at regulated government liquor stores and they make us beg for it like Oliver Twist and his bowl of gruel.

more accurately it sounds like you live in Ontario, us Albertans can buy as much booze as we want at any corner liquor store. None of this LCBO bullshit

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

DukeofCA posted:

Emergency Induction Port :colbert:
Well really, you'd have to save that one for 3.

JT Jag posted:

A Sweaty Tali
I hate you so much right now :barf:

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

:shepspends:

Reaper Intoxination
Vorcha Scumble
Krogan Hangman
Gabby's Screwdriver
Commander Shepard's Favorite Drink™
Batarian Diplomat

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

JT Jag posted:

Tali's Sweat

FTFY

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

URGH that's worse

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DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
Let's do an absinthe drink for 3 and call it The True Ending. :tizzy:

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