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professor x reads my mind but all he sees is a l'oreal commercial playing over and over

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MrWillsauce

magneto trying to use a credit card



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cyclops uses his laser to play with his cat but accidentally cuts the cat in half again



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fema spends half of its budget to assassinate storm



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everyone laughs at gambit and he cries like he should



symbolic

xxx men, feat. professor sex, wolverpeen, porn, and all the rest of the gang in their wacky sexcapades

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profsexxor sex



Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Beak flying above everyone looking for a spot to stand tall on to express dominance.

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who does profsexxor sex choose as his sexsexor?



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Storm is super loving powerful and could just win all the comics but lets everyone have fun. Also I move that Rogue is potentially the most powerful person by a great deal if given time to accumulate the right powers.

:jerry:

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

does anyone else remember jubilee and the other regrettable 1990s Generation X characters? I sure don't

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

does anyone else remember jubilee and the other regrettable 1990s Generation X characters? I sure don't
no, because while all you nerds were reading comic books and playing Nintendo 64, i was listening to Millencollin and doing ollies outside Chuck E. Cheese :smuggo:

MrWillsauce

haha gently caress nerds :cool::hf::cool:



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FALSE SLACK
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MrWillsauce posted:

magneto trying to use a credit card

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

does anyone else remember jubilee and the other regrettable 1990s Generation X characters? I sure don't

RIP Morph, created to make Logan sad by dieing

:jerry:

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One day nearer spring
wolverine peels all the potatoes because if he cuts himself with the peeler it's no big deal

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
rogue uses those little corn holders when she wants to dance with someone at the BBQ

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
the gang just wanted to get away from professor x so they dismantled the wheelchair ramp and left an "under construction" sign on it while they had their little BBQ but from his view from the window the professor can see that they are lying

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MrWillsauce posted:

magneto trying to use a credit card

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

I just imagine him all frustrated pulling card after card from his wallet.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

does anyone else remember jubilee and the other regrettable 1990s Generation X characters? I sure don't
Wasn't she just some kid that hung out with them? I never really got the point of that "X-men are dead" arc.

They're not dead! They're just in Australia!

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also she's basically just Dazzle with shorter range so what's the point?

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DeepQantas posted:

Wasn't she just some kid that hung out with them? I never really got the point of that "X-men are dead" arc.

They're not dead! They're just in Australia!

e.
also she's basically just Dazzle with shorter range so what's the point?

she's bad

I think she was around to give Wolverine something to do but that's about it.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Rogue in short pants and baseball gear giving Ronald Reagan an air kiss... kissing the window of Air Force One, that is.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...


thought I made that up didn't you?

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
*opens the washing machine*

Rogue: Who put green in with all my white t-shirts!!?
Blob: Don't look at me, I only change jumpsuits once a month.
Rogue: That's it... I'm going to the Xavier school!

*Mystique gives Blob a surreptitious wink and a thumbs up*

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