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Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Tasteless Tattoos: The New Thread

All things awful and missspeled.

The old thread:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3632005

Rrrrules!

- No leeching images.

-Make sure to link images

- A well-done tattoo can be awful too!

- Don't post stuff. Link it or timg the milder stuff.

- No gross infections.



A selection of garbage to get you started.






















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i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003


Buglord

"Stop starring bitches" is actually good advice for these scratchers.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

E: Wrong thread sorry!!!

Bad tattoos suck

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010


















AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!




There's an equal chance you're calling it out for being boring or dorky, but if the maths is what you think is wrong it's a Hitchhiker's Guide reference.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Yeah, "killed it" is certainly what I'd say too.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



What the gently caress am I looking at here?

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013



A Kandinsky painting.

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Clapping Larry

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)



For every meme or pop culture micro-event, there is a tattoo. You could probably tell the entire history of the internet and maybe even all pop culture back to the 80's or so through photos of people with these tattoos.

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013



That sounds like either a sociology essay or a coffee table book.

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010


sweeperbravo posted:

For every meme or pop culture micro-event, there is a tattoo. You could probably tell the entire history of the internet and maybe even all pop culture back to the 80's or so through photos of people with these tattoos.



Recent tattoo, 40s "meme"

I wonder if a soldier from way back when ever got a Kilroy tattoo during or after the war.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.


Clapping Larry

Stringbean posted:



Recent tattoo, 40s "meme"

I wonder if a soldier from way back when ever got a Kilroy tattoo during or after the war.

My grand dad had one.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010



I think this is Ozzy Osbourne but at a glance I thought it was David Foster Wallace

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016


Henchman of Santa posted:

I think this is Ozzy Osbourne but at a glance I thought it was David Foster Wallace

Weird I was getting a Mitch Hedberg vibe. It's the tasteless tattoo of requirement

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I thought it was supposed to be John Lennon

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

You're all wrong. It is clearly David Mitchell.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


BrigadierSensible posted:

You're all wrong. It is clearly David Mitchell.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001
YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING


sweeperbravo posted:

For every meme or pop culture micro-event, there is a tattoo. You could probably tell the entire history of the internet and maybe even all pop culture back to the 80's or so through photos of people with these tattoos.



There's my contribution. I love it and I don't care.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


ShoogaSlim posted:



There's my contribution. I love it and I don't care.

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

I guess it's ok if you like rats or pizza.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

careful now


Cybernetic Crumb

LingcodKilla posted:

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

I guess it's ok if you like rats or pizza.

In case not ironic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



That's kinda cute.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day


All pizza tattoos own.

Andrew WK just retweeted this:



Tasteless as hell but goddamn if I don't love it. AWK is actually the greatest.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


fullroundaction posted:

All pizza tattoos own.

Andrew WK just retweeted this:



Tasteless as hell but goddamn if I don't love it. AWK is actually the greatest.

That looks like art from that dude who is known for bad(good) simple line tattoos.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say



i love all of these but i wouldnt have most of them put on my body forever

http://seanfromtexas.tumblr.com/

e: lmao



e2: i wish i had this oen

strap on revenge has a new favorite as of 04:40 on Apr 21, 2016

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.


After snorting coke in the first tattoo, the pineapple took a bite out of the watermelon, which is now pleading for it's life.

Yes, this makes perfect sense.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

and the classic

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get


This one is always my favorite Sean from Texas

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.


Facebook acquaintance just got this future blue blur -



Apparently a 'Patronus' from Harry Potter.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.



It's already a blur?!

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

Looks exactly like the placenta, in blue. Props to the artist for color choice.

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 22:08 on Apr 21, 2016

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?


Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006


Heeeeeeey


The wolf looks as horrified as I am.

Kitsch!
Jul 27, 2006

God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.



HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)


Since it's confused a lot of people in the past, we've determined that Appalled Wolf is on a person's back, not a belly. You can see the knees in the background pointing away from us.



perfect cover up.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE



John Goodman? Chris Farley? No, seriously. I'm not sure and those are my best guesses.

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!


Mayor Ford.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012



I did a search for ugly tattoos.










MURRAY!

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strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Megabound posted:

I did a search for ugly tattoos.





to be fair that's a really ugly baby

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