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post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013



This is awesome.

Here's me:



I had it done at a party, but I didn't get hepatitis. I still feel like it counts.

post-apocalyptic erotica has a new favorite as of 13:39 on Apr 22, 2016

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.


strap on revenge posted:

to be fair that's a really ugly baby

I think that is a dead baby.

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013


spog posted:

I think that is a dead baby.

I'm thinking it's either premature, has FAS, or both.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.


steve cardigan posted:

I'm thinking it's either premature, has FAS, or both.

Live babies don't turn blue.


Well, not for very long, anyway.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.



spog posted:

Live babies don't turn blue.


Well, not for very long, anyway.

It's more an ashy grey-blue, but they totally are and it's normal and they tell you to expect it so you don't freak out.

Goes away in 1-5 minutes if there's no problems though.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010




steve cardigan posted:

This is awesome.

Here's me:



I had it done at a party, but I didn't get hepatitis. I still feel like it counts.


Ah the artist hosed up your Korgan tattoo.

invisible jerk
Jul 29, 2013


Onnie OLeary does hella tasteless poo poo that I love

really :nsfw: for nakedness etc

https://www.instagram.com/onnieolearytattoo/?hl=en

Ferretten
Jun 13, 2006
behind tired eyes, behind tired eyes, he is waiting. and knowing our destinies.



This just popped up on my Twitter and I thought it was appropriate for this thread.
https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/s...567658059370497

Two stories of tasteless tattoos from when I was an apprentice (still am, just taking a break to finish my degree) :

A man walks into the shop and asks if we do cover-ups. Sure, we say, but some tattoos can be difficult to hide, for big dark ones we recommend laser removal before they try and cover it up. He tells us it's just a small one but on his arm, and we ask to see it. He hesitates for ages but eventually rolls up his sleeve.
Written on his arm is the word 'S EX.' He got drunk at a party aged 18 and did it himself. Now he's married with a kid and she starting to learn how to read.

One of the guys C working there told us a story about how a client came in with a photo of a nice looking lady on his phone, and asked for a tattoo of her. With the body of a cat. And stink lines coming off her. He's already pretty covered in tattoos so C does it, and when he's finishing up he asks the chap who the lady was. "Oh, just some girl at my office" the guy replies, "I really fancy her but we've never really spoken."

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.

Fun Shoe

Bombadilillo posted:

It's more an ashy grey-blue, but they totally are and it's normal and they tell you to expect it so you don't freak out.

Goes away in 1-5 minutes if there's no problems though.

The baby in that tattoo was likely stillborn, sadly. I have never seen lips that dark on a newborn who is actually breathing, even with severe cyanosis.

On a much lighter note: a bunch of lovely Supernatural tattoos! Fans of this show frighten me sometimes.

Look at that fuckin torso:




I have to include some of the text that was with this next one: "I loved the idea of having the show title cut into my skin. It's just that important to me."


Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008






Telemaze posted:

Bad Japanese supernatural tattoo

I know my katakana is way rusty but I think the last symbol there is unnecessary..

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

^^
They're right (un)fortunately

スーパーナチュラル



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Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.

Fun Shoe

That's too bad, I was hoping they'd messed the Japanese up so I could laugh more.

And I'm surprised there aren't more terrible Benedict Cumberbatch tattoos on GIS. Seems like a lot of his fans are loving bonkers too.

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013



Is that who that was?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Kwyndig posted:

The wolf looks as horrified as I am.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



there's a bar doing an "ink and drinks" party this weekend with free tattoos drawn by lottery. I'm gonna end up in this thread.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

invisible jerk posted:

Onnie OLeary does hella tasteless poo poo that I love

really :nsfw: for nakedness etc

https://www.instagram.com/onnieolearytattoo/?hl=en

There is nothing tasteless about Onnie's work

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

Permanently Offline


Tortured By Flan

Shithouse Dave posted:

there's a bar doing an "ink and drinks" party this weekend with free tattoos drawn by lottery. I'm gonna end up in this thread.

This sounds like a ridiculously horrible idea on so many levels.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

Take my hand, and I will lead you from this godforsaken internet



It has to be intentional that the logos spell out FAG. Right guys?

Right?

HungryMedusa
Apr 27, 2003

Sometimes you want to ride the roller coaster twice and you don’t wanna wait in line.


I am sure many of the bad Prince tattoos are yet to come, but here is a nice tribute to zombie Prince:



This came up during my search and just wow.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007


MJ Steadman style... Bad idea poorly executed

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

Did you say Prince?

+1 for tongue action

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


It's like they knew no one would know who it was supposed to be so they had to have him wearing a raspberry beret in the purple rain

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




The baby being dead doesn't make that crap tattoo forgivable.

Maybe for an rear end.

http://i.imgur.com/PYKpvBp.jpg

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

TheKennedys posted:

It has to be intentional that the logos spell out FAG. Right guys?

Right?



I've seen that photo a dozen times and just now saw that.

And to answer your question: probably not.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving
And something has got to give


Ultra Carp

Scathach posted:

The baby being dead doesn't make that crap tattoo forgivable.

Maybe for an rear end.

http://i.imgur.com/PYKpvBp.jpg

If this person poos out of their buttcheek, they have much bigger problems than an ill-advised rear end tattoo.

MonkeyBot
Mar 11, 2005

OMG ITZ MONKEYBOT

HungryMedusa posted:

I am sure many of the bad Prince tattoos are yet to come, but here is a nice tribute to zombie Prince:



I don't have a picture so I'm not sure if it's crappy or not but my wife's uncle just got a tattoo of Prince's symbol name. He hasn't lived in Minneosta for over 30 years but you gotta have that home state pride. At least he was smart enough to not get a portrait.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008



I feel like this song should be embedded in every page of this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FklvyNEHcRI

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?


Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.



What the fuk is wrong with those nails...

LooksLikeABabyRat
Jun 26, 2008

Oh yeah, I'd nibble that cheese.


fullroundaction posted:

All pizza tattoos own.

Andrew WK just retweeted this:



Tasteless as hell but goddamn if I don't love it. AWK is actually the greatest.

Hah this popped up on my Facebook feed today. It's from a shirt made by my friend's band.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE



Audiooooooooo
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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)


Bombadilillo posted:

What the fuk is wrong with those nails...

drugs

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

Bombadilillo posted:

What the fuk is wrong with those nails...

It's when you buy a box of press-on nails from the clearance bin, but they're lovely so they break and you end up using the wrong sizes cause that's all that's left. Yes I know from experience.

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to

Pillbug

Thin Privilege posted:

It's when you buy a box of press-on nails from the clearance bin, but they're lovely so they break and you end up using the wrong sizes cause that's all that's left. Yes I know from experience.

Nope those are for cocaine.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



Yeah I wish that horror show was a bunch of lovely press-ons

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)


What's the specific use of the really long ones

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005



sweeperbravo posted:

What's the specific use of the really long ones

gigantic sample hits

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

sweeperbravo posted:

What's the specific use of the really long ones

Pinkies for nostrils, other fingers for asscrack.

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