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Bitchkrieg
Mar 10, 2014



LooksLikeABabyRat posted:

Hah this popped up on my Facebook feed today. It's from a shirt made by my friend's band.

Your friends band is referencing Kurt Vonnegut, then.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Yeah I wish that horror show was a bunch of lovely press-ons

They look just like the ones I got and I refuse to believe otherwise (because it's horrific )

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Thin Privilege posted:

They look just like the ones I got and I refuse to believe otherwise (because it's horrific )

No offense, I mean I hate to say negative things about another gal's beauty stuff, but your press-ons are apparently horrifying. Holy balls, man.

Those are indeed coke nails, here's another delightful set.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

Scathach posted:

No offense, I mean I hate to say negative things about another gal's beauty stuff, but your press-ons are apparently horrifying. Holy balls, man.

Those are indeed coke nails, here's another delightful set.



I got them as a kind-of joke in a super shady CVS so it's ok. They were 2-3 inches long, and I could not do daily tasks but it was funny nonetheless.

Here's some content







Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 02:02 on Apr 27, 2016

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

That first tatt is legit badass. And the nun too.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

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Ok Fella posted:

That first tatt is legit badass. And the nun too.

They're so well done I felt bad posting them, but they could have had the artist do something else that isn't someone snorting coke.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

Some of my favourite posts in this thread are the well-done threads that are subject matter

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless



Mugshot tattoos - so many bad life choices.

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!


poo poo when you have a really bad mustache tattooed on your face what is left to do but crime

LooksLikeABabyRat
Jun 26, 2008

Oh yeah, I'd nibble that cheese.


Bitchkrieg posted:

Your friends band is referencing Kurt Vonnegut, then.

Part of why he's my friend.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010




Nick Young the Lakers player proves that money does not equal literacy, taste or the ability to find a good artist.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug



ricketyvickyt posted:



Nick Young the Lakers player proves that money does not equal literacy, taste or the ability to find a good artist.

Hey, his girl caught it before it was tattooed though, and I'm fairly certain gave him an ENORMOUS ration of poo poo for it.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010


cool kids inc. posted:

Hey, his girl caught it before it was tattooed though, and I'm fairly certain gave him an ENORMOUS ration of poo poo for it.

Even with the correct spelling though it's going to be a lovely tattoo imo. Both content and quality wise. That lettering on 'born' is pretty questionable

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Say Nothing posted:

Mugshot tattoos - so many bad life choices.



Who doesn't want to permanently look the Hulk Hogan?

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day


Friend who does nothing but talk about how much she loves books and reading and Stephen King just got a Dark Tower (her favorite book) quote for her first tattoo. Much like literally everyone else on the internet, she got the quote wrong.

I posted this screenshot before she flipped out in the comments and messaged me to tell me that I ruined her life.



Here's a bunch of people doing the same:

https://www.google.com/search?q=go+...W5CB64Q_AUIBigB

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

fullroundaction posted:

Friend who does nothing but talk about how much she loves books and reading and Stephen King just got a Dark Tower (her favorite book) quote for her first tattoo. Much like literally everyone else on the internet, she got the quote wrong.

I posted this screenshot before she flipped out in the comments and messaged me to tell me that I ruined her life.



Here's a bunch of people doing the same:

https://www.google.com/search?q=go+...W5CB64Q_AUIBigB

So the difference is a comma instead of a period? I'm not sure that's really such a big deal. But then again, it's not my tattoo.

I've got Maxwell's equations and also the Voyager Golden Record in a sleeve and I made drat sure everything was right and where it is supposed to be.

vv Fair enough vv

TotalLossBrain has a new favorite as of 20:43 on Apr 28, 2016

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day


I think if you're getting a quote with no other artistic elements in the tattoo it's unforgivable to not get it exactly right. If it was wrapping around a banner or done in some interesting typographical way I wouldn't care. It's also not a grammatically correct sentence with the comma.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)


She blames you for ruining her life when her fate was in her own hands the whole time

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!

I would have used a colon or a semicolon regardless of what Stephen King wrote.

But that's irrelevant since I don't think I would end up with a quote from the Dark Tower books on my body unless it was a temporary tattoo with a picture of Idris Elba.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

captainOrbital posted:

tattoo with a picture of Idris Elba.

You'll be triggering "real fans" of Dark Tower all day long with that.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!

"Real racist fans"

I've been considering the idea of getting an Iron Maiden tattoo, so I might end up in this thread anyways.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug



fullroundaction posted:

Friend who does nothing but talk about how much she loves books and reading and Stephen King just got a Dark Tower (her favorite book) quote for her first tattoo. Much like literally everyone else on the internet, she got the quote wrong.

I posted this screenshot before she flipped out in the comments and messaged me to tell me that I ruined her life.



Here's a bunch of people doing the same:

https://www.google.com/search?q=go+...W5CB64Q_AUIBigB

On terrible Dark Tower tattoos (and there are a LOT), this one is a special brand of awful:



I think the concept is pretty cool, but they probably should have got someone who didn't have palsy of some kind to do it up for them. And that tower is uh....sad.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Childe Rolande traveled to the Dark Tower

"it's a bit shithouse actually"

Childe Rolande went home

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012



Tortured By Flan


My first impression was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Only the penitent man shall pass.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006




i got a dark tower tattoo, its a demon baby crawling out of my vagina

IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!


im pooping! posted:

i got a dark tower tattoo, its a demon baby crawling out of my vagina

I'm sorry, you actually got a Twilight tattoo...

Hats Wouldnt Fly
Feb 9, 2010

.
Redfont is my hero.


EmmyOk posted:

Childe Rolande traveled to the Dark Tower

"it's a bit shithouse actually"

Childe Rolande went home

Better than the book's actual ending.

HungryMedusa
Apr 27, 2003

Sometimes you want to ride the roller coaster twice and you don’t wanna wait in line.


I've seen a lot of bad butterfly tattoos, but not this one yet.

http://i.imgur.com/heGPwD7.jpg

Somehow that search segued into Steven Tyler tattoos.



sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)


HungryMedusa posted:

I've seen a lot of bad butterfly tattoos, but not this one yet.

http://i.imgur.com/heGPwD7.jpg

Somehow that search segued into Steven Tyler tattoos.





The placement of that one freckle makes it look like the shirt ends in a fringe at the chest-level and we can see a gentle belly and unusually high navel

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"


HungryMedusa posted:

I've seen a lot of bad butterfly tattoos, but not this one yet.

http://i.imgur.com/heGPwD7.jpg


I mean yeah, that butterfly is dumb and bad, but I don't hate it or the dude who has it. Crappy butterfly tattoo covering your rear end? At least isn't made of dicks, or directly surrounding the anus, or any number of other gross things we've seen. At least it isn't photorealistic pony porn. You do you, butt-erfly guy.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009

EEEEEENT
OOOOORT
EEEEEENT
OOOOORT



I'm now 100% certain that this pun is the only reason he got this tattoo, and I'm now ok with the tattoo because of it.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me


fullroundaction posted:

Friend who does nothing but talk about how much she loves books and reading and Stephen King just got a Dark Tower (her favorite book) quote for her first tattoo. Much like literally everyone else on the internet, she got the quote wrong.

I posted this screenshot before she flipped out in the comments and messaged me to tell me that I ruined her life.



Here's a bunch of people doing the same:

https://www.google.com/search?q=go+...W5CB64Q_AUIBigB

As someone with a vaguely DT inspired tattoo, post it

cool kids inc. posted:

On terrible Dark Tower tattoos (and there are a LOT), this one is a special brand of awful:



I think the concept is pretty cool, but they probably should have got someone who didn't have palsy of some kind to do it up for them. And that tower is uh....sad.

yikes.

Edit for content, all the same guy:









Whole gallery is a poo poo goldmine
https://picasaweb.google.com/110303...feat=directlink

Psychobabble! has a new favorite as of 07:01 on May 1, 2016

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day


Psychobabble! posted:

As someone with a vaguely DT inspired tattoo, post it



It's completely unremarkable, I was just amused/irritated for a few reasons.

* My wife is heavily tattooed and is very involved in the scene where we live, so all of our friends who are first timers usually go to her for advice and then (almost always) completely ignore it (like she did)

* I googled the quote just to see if she hosed it up out of curiosity and the FIRST RESULT on is the Wikipedia page for the book which has it correct

* She claims it's her favorite quote from her favorite book and she got it wrong

* She posts nonstop about how you're an idiot if you mess up spelling and grammar stuff, and she got a tattoo of a grammatically incorrect sentence

Yes, I'm an idiot for caring at all about any of this. Don't worry I know.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

fullroundaction posted:

Yes, I'm an idiot for caring at all about any of this. Don't worry I know.

nop. You did the right thing.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me


fullroundaction posted:



It's completely unremarkable, I was just amused/irritated for a few reasons.

* My wife is heavily tattooed and is very involved in the scene where we live, so all of our friends who are first timers usually go to her for advice and then (almost always) completely ignore it (like she did)

* I googled the quote just to see if she hosed it up out of curiosity and the FIRST RESULT on is the Wikipedia page for the book which has it correct

* She claims it's her favorite quote from her favorite book and she got it wrong

* She posts nonstop about how you're an idiot if you mess up spelling and grammar stuff, and she got a tattoo of a grammatically incorrect sentence

Yes, I'm an idiot for caring at all about any of this. Don't worry I know.

She sounds insufferable. There's so much cool or at least more interesting imagery you could use and have a banner wrapped around it with the quote, but no, "this story means so much to me! So much, in fact, I can't think of anything more inspired than a bit of plain text."

moerketid
Jul 3, 2012



From a local shop

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)


I'm the mammary tissue in the armpit

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?


moerketid posted:

From a local shop



Yo, I heard you like tattoos...

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


Tattoo with a story

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

Postal Parcel posted:

Tattoo with a story


fell asleep? Was popping oxy while getting a tattoo (and pregnant)?

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