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HazCat
May 4, 2009



BlancoNino posted:

Woof

e: ladies shoes must be awful for your feet because years of cycling and cramming my feet into climbing shoes haven't mangled my toes that much.

I don't know what you mean, high heels are very healthy and good for your feet.



E: got this mixed up with the AUG thread, so here's a terrible foot tattoo as penance.

HazCat has a new favorite as of 09:06 on May 27, 2020

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sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan


On the one hand, I always appreciate a good pun, but on the other, well:

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil


Is that supposed to be a banana?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


A banana clip

Huntersoninski
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now


I thought it was a really lovely rainbow and couldn't figure a pun out at all.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


MaliciousOnion posted:

Is that supposed to be a banana?

No he's just happy to see you

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007




Gravy Boat 2k

Huntersoninski posted:

I thought it was a really lovely rainbow and couldn't figure a pun out at all.

GayK-47

Huntersoninski
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now



Nice

fallin1
May 14, 2007

...mostly MSG.

A girl from high school just posted her new tattoos on fb and I immediately thought of this thread.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

And though she he but little???

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

fallin1 posted:

A girl from high school just posted her new tattoos on fb and I immediately thought of this thread.



Fo <Icelandic rune> zoir?

And why not "she be fierce" to go with the rest of the grammar?

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Fo <Icelandic rune> zoir?

And why not "she be fierce" to go with the rest of the grammar?

Itís Shakespeare.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

And why not "she be fierce" to go with the rest of the grammar?

The line is literally "And though she be but little, she is fierce."

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011



Scratch Monkey posted:

The line is literally "And though she be but little, she is fierce."

Alright smarty pants, what does the first pic say?!

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

So it goes


It's a Kurt Vonnegut quote. And as a fan of his that tattoo makes me sad

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

Field Mousepad posted:

So it goes


It's a Kurt Vonnegut quote. And as a fan of his that tattoo makes me sad

If it cheers you up you can reflect that she's pretending to be a person with dumb tattoos.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




fallin1 posted:

A girl from high school just posted her new tattoos on fb and I immediately thought of this thread.



Those are going to age like unpasteurized milk. Also, a job stopper on what looks like fairly untattooed skin? Aiight

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

teen witch posted:

Those are going to age like unpasteurized milk. Also, a job stopper on what looks like fairly untattooed skin? Aiight

Unless they are on your face or say HAIL SATAN, I donít think tattoos are that much of a stopper anymore. Especially something like that, which half the people in the interview panel probably have something similar as an appliquť on their bedroom wall.

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010




The Great Twist

I work in a Catholic organization and every woman under 60 in the office has some phrase like that tattooed on their wrist or forearm. A couple of the facilities guys have visible tattoos as well.

Don't think anyone would blink an eye at that one.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Orcs and Ostriches posted:

I work in a Catholic organization and every woman under 60 in the office has some phrase like that tattooed on their wrist or forearm. A couple of the facilities guys have visible tattoos as well.

Don't think anyone would blink an eye at that one.

Pretty much every woman I work with has one on her wrist, fingers, or behind her ears. Hasn't ruined any of their lives.

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



One of our former teachers had some of the absolute worst kitchen scratcher tats on her arms and legs and nobody batted an eye until she was arrested and fired for banging one of our seniors. However, I don't think that can be blamed on the bad, visible tats.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008






https://www.instagram.com/p/CAnaVt-lqJJ

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


It's just like, so deep!

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

LifeSunDeath posted:

It's just like, so deep!

Yeah two feet deep!!

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




Field Mousepad posted:

So it goes


It's a Kurt Vonnegut quote. And as a fan of his that tattoo makes me sad

Could also be a reference to the excellent song "So It Goes" by our generation's greatest musical talent.

Probably not tho, there's kinda a literary theme.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan


Hey, I just wanted you all to know, I post stuff like this because I hate myself

https://imgur.com/llNvlSL

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

Elviscat posted:

Could also be a reference to the excellent song "So It Goes" by our generation's greatest musical talent.

Probably not tho, there's kinda a literary theme.

I always feel like Iím the oldest person here, but then someone else refers to Nick Lowe as ďour generation.Ē

Unless you meant Billy Joelís ďAnd So It Goes,Ē but turns out they were both born in 1949.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Hey, I just wanted you all to know, I post stuff like this because I hate myself

https://imgur.com/llNvlSL

They've gone to all that effort, but no nipples? Were they worried that some people might find it obscene?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006


Heeeeeeey

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Hey, I just wanted you all to know, I post stuff like this because I hate myself

https://imgur.com/llNvlSL

This is hosed up, knowing the source material.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Yams Fan

Kwyndig posted:

This is hosed up, knowing the source material.

Is it Xcom?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


sephiRoth IRA posted:

Hey, I just wanted you all to know, I post stuff like this because I hate myself

https://imgur.com/llNvlSL

I hate you too op

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

It's not science if someone doesn't get hurt.


Trap sprung, but that's Berserk, where one of the main characters, a tough swordswoman, is raped by a demonic entity that was her former saintly commander (the person behind her), and is rendered near catatonic and child-like by the experience.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

A DAILY DOSE
OF OLD SHOOTERS


PLAY NOW MY LORD



Berserk whips incredible rear end and is basically a teleporter accident between a Renaissance woodcut and black metal van art, as a side note

I also don't really get why so many people get terrible Berserk tattoos like that when it basically hands you a cool, relatively nondescript design on a platter with the Brand of Sacrifice

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


WeedlordGoku69 posted:

Berserk whips incredible rear end and is basically a teleporter accident between a Renaissance woodcut and black metal van art, as a side note

I also don't really get why so many people get terrible Berserk tattoos like that when it basically hands you a cool, relatively nondescript design on a platter with the Brand of Sacrifice

I really enjoyed it till the end where it doesn't wrap up the story and I guess you have to start reading manga and I'm not interested.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004



LifeSunDeath posted:

I really enjoyed it till the end where it doesn't wrap up the story and I guess you have to start reading manga and I'm not interested.

Don't worry the manga doesn't answer any questions and iirc is still going.

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!


Total Clam

lord funk posted:

Don't worry the manga doesn't answer any questions and iirc is still going.

Yeah it's still going. But yeah That's a hosed up traumatic event to get tattooed on yourself when the brand of sacrifice I completely agree would would kick a lot of rear end.

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...



Plaster Town Cop

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Hey, I just wanted you all to know, I post stuff like this because I hate myself

https://imgur.com/llNvlSL
Never read the manga but still recognised Casca from the OG anime. Ugh why would you get that

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008






https://www.instagram.com/p/CAx6Zp-BhJW

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry


Gone... which might be a good thing, judging by your reaction.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


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