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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

rydiafan posted:

I'm more bothered about having the join point be on the inside of the feet, because it's very awkward to stand/sit in a way that has the inside of your foot be against the inside of somebody else's like that.

Bokononism and boko-maru – the supreme act of worship of the Bokononists, which is an intimate act consisting of prolonged contact between the naked soles of the feet of two persons. It is said to be the "mingling of souls."

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Field Mousepad posted:

Good lord that is a hairy woman.

Or a guy with some serious gynecomastia. You never can tell, these days

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

A thing of...ugh

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Tasteless Tattoos: A Vulva With The Texture Of Old Jerky

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

It's like a screengrab from an all-feline version of the Matrix.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dick Trauma posted:

I'm 50 and have been around and seen alot of things but somehow I still have room left over to be disgusted and bewildered.

Good. Here's her line of clothing. Very heavy on the Doomlord Hoods.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/HelmouthApparel#_=_

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

sweeperbravo posted:

What is the tiny round thing above the base of hte squirrel's tail.

A skin tag?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I.C. posted:

Looks like the feather/birds/dandelion was already there and the rest is the new stuff. It is funny...I don't know. That's prime tattoo real estate. I guess if she's committed to the joke.

idgi, what's the joke?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

the popular kids posted:

You could have guessed and been right.

Nickelback.

And basically any newish rock/pop/country.

But she loving loves Nickelback.



Tattoo for the tattoo gods.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
See also: sucking on the hind tit

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Garrand posted:

That's one I've never heard before. Now to work it into as many conversations as possible.

I used to hear it from people in my mom's family, they were farmers in Maryland and said things like that. I also remember hearing "useless as tits on a boar hog".

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Pretty sure the tattoo was done in a manner like this

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
It appears that her right hip is connected to her left breast; I don't recall the old spiritual talking about that particular alignment.
:smith:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Xpost from the AUG thread:

Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Tasteless Tattoos: His precious skin, inked like a pig carcass

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Internet Wizard posted:

They couldn't have censored the butthole too?

That's just Paul Stanley's eye.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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there wolf posted:

Good to know. It seemed a little odd that the writing systems would diverge over time, but someone tells you a fact in high school Japanese and you just kind of cling to it uncritically.


It's either Hebrew or the dark tongue of Mordor.

Tautology spotted.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

ricketyvickyt posted:

This came from an Ink Master fan page on Facebook...



New design for Girl Scout Breast Milk flavor cookies lookin' good.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LingcodKilla posted:

She can just wear an eyepatch now. Still very hip.

Yeah, she can still do modeling too, she just has to find a pirate-themed line of clothing first.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LingcodKilla posted:

Steampunk too!

:buddy::hf::buddy:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

Nice necrotic penis in an electric condom

Do Android Penises Dream of Electric Condoms?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

ricketyvickyt posted:

I'm waiting for confirmation on who's face this is supposed to be?!



I originally recognized it as Karl Malden, but I may mistaken.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

bulletsponge13 posted:

Dagger and Donuts tattoo rules.

Daggers 'N' Donuts is a successor band to Guns 'N' Roses.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
There was such a great opportunity to have one nipple in the gun barrel, and the other protruding from Tom Hanks' mouth, and he didn't take advantage of it.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

subpar anachronism posted:

Who is this fat-faced man-rock


It's a tiny Rob Ford?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

New release artwork for 'Deathpad for Cutie'?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

At least it's spelled correctly.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Somebody's got a huge mouth such that there is a hand inside caressing their uvula.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I don't think that 29.5 years is "a few years"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"Nail me where my butterfly shits"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

An image of the sacred horseradish root.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

theflyingexecutive posted:

Get a tattoo MORAN JAMES

Find your favorite federal agency! NASA, CIA so far

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 22:25 on Dec 28, 2017

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Other people have opined elsewhere, and they may have an idea:

"Harry Potter reference? Looks like a snake at the lower left, into a passage of some sort? Phoenix in the middle, on.... a lovely womping willow? I don't even know what to say about the purple person who looks like they're swimming"

"Ohhh, yes, I think we have a winner! The secret tunnel under the womping willow with Fawkes flying overhead while Ron (with his broken leg) is dragged into the tree."

OTOH:

"From the bottom up it looks like a used condom that has a 90 degree bend and is filled with poop. At the end of the poop filled condom there is a mass of hair that looks like it just went through a failed green dye job. And for some reason there is a dead bird lying on top of it, and there is a little fairy lady swimming in the poop. Sorry, that is the best I can do."

"It looks like an inhaler made out of meat"


"It's a character EA lets you start out with"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Picnic Princess posted:

The tattoo is a tattoo of the drawing.

And the drawing is a drawing of the tattoo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Vulgar
Anile
Pretentious
Egotistical

Lazy
Idiotic
Freakish
Excrable

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Committed to ending Gastroesophogeal Reflux, that's a noble cause.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The leg moles make it look like Leonidas looks like he has some botfly maggot or mangoworm holes in his face and he's in real pain.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

ookiimarukochan posted:

Every time you wank to Zootopia, a furry gets their wings.

Or an Orangina commercial, if that's your kink.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sentient Data posted:

"Trust number one" is a very positive and self-affirming message :kimchi:

I, too, trust my ability to urinate.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Vato posted:


Well, this one is pretty tasteless. I guess NSFW but it's not gross, just blurry and stupid....or amazing?
https://imgur.com/3iXRxWX
No, not amazing.

J'gently caress Sike a Beost

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