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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
As someone who shotgunned this thread in one sitting this afternoon:

1. Yay, none of my ink showed up here
2. I've stopped using the ignore function, but PSOC and Elsa are making me reconsider
3. Last week I was in China and a Taiwanese engineer had a semicolon tattooed on her wrist which I wanted to comment on but didn't want to open that :can:. Finding out what happened to the progenitor was...yeah...
4. I could use more ink and that Bart Simpson/Stussy piece is right there...

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What the hell is "STRAIGHT EOGE"?

vvv Whooooooooooosh

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That sure is a vasectomy tattoo alright...

...or someone's a huuuuuuuuuge fan of Lorena Bobbitt.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Now there's a tattoo you can set your watch to.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Thin Privilege posted:

I can't tell if this is above someone's rear end crack or on someone's neck. The latter would be horrific, yet funny.

Pretty sure that's a cleavage tat.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Snowy posted:

The belly button is the worst part of that picture

Looks like a baby Quato in there.

I just remembered this girl who worked at the Quiznos by where my job used to be had the red Budweiser crown logo (with no outline so unless you were within 5' of her it looked like a rash) on one wrist, Hatchetman on the other. Needless to say, I did not hit her.

Here, have some a sampling of "Budweiser crown tattoo" GIS:



I really hope that's paint...or road rash...hell, even necrotizing fasciitis would be better.



Couples tattoos are tacky (says the guy who has a matching tattoo :ironicat:), but ignoring that, those crowns are just...sad.



I'm glad for everyone's sake there's not a higher-quality version of this image. Did the scratcher just say "gently caress it" when it came to filling in the B?



I think that's supposed to say "Reveal" but it looks more like "Revael" and the more I read it the more pissed I get.



I didn't realize Budweiser came in cans that were only 1" thick



Me trying to read this: :psypop:

"California", btw

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

AlbieQuirky posted:

The one in the middle says Neveah, which is a name people give their daughters because it's "heaven" backwards.

Ah, now I see it.

Pretty weak-rear end N and H if you ask me.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Counting is hard

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I didn't realize county fair henna was worth immortalizing :shrug:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Just the title and preview image are enough to get me to do the same :barf:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yoshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I could've lived without seeing that

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
1. That's a pretty lovely Magic Eye, especially to put above your breast
2. What is this "color" of which you speak?
3. I'm sure it'll look amazing once the shading is finished :v:
4. Your watch is upside down dude (also jesus gently caress what's going on with the teeth of that cap?)
5. "So, uh, what about this thing you've got on your arm already?" "What about it?" "Like, did you want me to cover it up?" "....why?"

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's less of a "Venn Diagram" and more of "a circle"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I guess this counts for this thread:

Before


After



Don't do DYI tattoo removal kids
(I can't read Thai but who needs to with all those pictures?)

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I think they mean "several hours after you finish getting tattoo'd it's ready to be scanned" not "take several hours for it to scan and playback"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I doubt that. I'd imagine it's scanning the waveform area and using some fuzzy logic to match it to the corresponding waveform on their servers then playing it back. If it was recreating the sound from the image, but there's no way in hell the tattoo would be detailed enough or your camera high-res enough to do that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So many poor life choices in just one image

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
At least the missing apostrophes can be added. And points for getting the right "you're". :shrug:

I shudder to think what's above that piece though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

cyberia posted:

It's an album cover, and that's how it's written:



Welp, I just got learned :downs:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Millenials

Edit: darn, it got taken down before I could copy it

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm posting this not because it's terribly done, but because it's one of those "why would you get that there?" pieces.

NSFW for covered up, but still crotch region: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQRRc7HAVgY/

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Somewhere where it doesn't look like it's going to eat my vagina maybe? :shrug:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sexism

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That one looks hella photoshopped.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


A thing of...ugh

Besides all the other things wrong with it, that first "S" is bugging the poo poo out of me

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Chichevache posted:

Which tattoo is definitely worth dying for?

Jewish person getting "Only God can judge me"?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That space between the lips makes me think it's a Soundwave tattoo.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I just realized the hands are swapped :stare:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So many questions

None I want answered

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Goldmine?

Goldmine

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Artist did a pretty good job covering up that Ewok

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

the popular kids posted:

I'm sorry :( I just checked both his and his mom's (they got them matching and also a pair of turtle doves and some music notes because she "loves music") and I can't see that either of them posted a picture.

Probably because they are awful.

This is all the more reason you need to get us pictures ASAP

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Wonder if he got "gently caress A JOB" before or after the AK-47 on his jawline


Even got the wedding ring. Nice touch :golfclap:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

I had to read the replies because I didn't recognize the image...I should've stopped once I got my explanation :stonk:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

ReidRansom posted:

The usual number of nipples a critter has is equal to its ~max litter size, and the average litter size is one half the number of nipples.

This is the case for most mammals, but there are exceptions for various reasons. Cows for example, that was probably us. Other animals might be because of their own social dynamics or other factors. But it generally holds true across the vast majority of species.

e: or maybe cows wasn't us since other bovids also seem to have four. Maybe something to do with herd stuff

Makes sense. Was expecting something much more NSFW for "nipple rules".

The Bloop posted:


Tasteless Tatoos: It breaks the usual nipple rules


:agreed:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Y'all need to go the Happy Pig BBQ. Definitely won't catch any of the gay there"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


These two are friends, aren't they?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Currently on the front page of imgur



It's competently done and all, but...memes... :negative:

Reference

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I think I can hear it whimpering "Kill me".

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
My first tattoos were on my wrists and I'm still employed :shrug:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Eddie Murphy has really hit rock bottom

Knee posted:

Possibly :nws: (maybe it's fine, I mean, it's badly done and all)
http://i.imgur.com/90aRfNX.png

Looks like a Mad Magazine Fold-In

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