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Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


trapped mouse posted:

I hate to tell you this, but getting a Thor's Hammer tattoo from a guy with a huge swastika on his chest is one of the biggest white supremacy things you can do. It's actually a fairly recognizable neo-nazi icon these days. I'm sure you're not a nazi, but you might have to answer some awkward questions.

I just assumed it was a clever troll because I couldn't imagine a real human being getting a Celtic tattoo from White Power Lars without asking some critical questions.

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Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

First of all, "Final Solutions Ink?" Great, now I know I don't need to beat around the bush when I ask for an enormous swastika tattoo!

Second, those boy and girl Browning deerhead designs crack me the gently caress up because inbred fuckers don't realize that the original logo has a goddamn buck and a doe in it already, so by taking the horns off the logo and flipping it like that, you've created two pair of deer, one of which is a lesbian couple

What better way to pay tribute to the master race than through tattoos?








Wait, Hitler put them on who?

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


neon tarsier posted:

Also... she doesn't look "little."

That depends, is that an arm or a hip?

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Roro posted:

I think that's a fat arm.

Why isn't their a fat body behind it?

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


frozenpussy posted:

chocolate on the inside I get but the blue shell?

Red or yellow would just look terrible. Green would look like a bruise. Brown... I'll let you figure that one out.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Ya know, The Onion, I get. Satire, fine. But I don't understand these websites that make up reasonable-sounding (albeit somewhat "that-poo poo's-messed-up") stories and try to pass themselves off as legit news outlets. What the gently caress is the point?

I'd guess that one is trying to spark a race war.

I worked security for a while, so my Facebook is full of cops, guards, etc. It's amazing how many of them blindly share the articles about how dangerous, evil, and dumb the "criminal element" is.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


StuG Jeebus posted:

Does that dog have a gun for a head?

It's half-cockederspaniel.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


rydiafan posted:

Glockerspaniel.

Yours is better

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.



Man, that's backpanther bad.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Ok Fella posted:

300 hours later? Really?

Yeah, that's actually a black dude, the white was tattooed in.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.



This is loving stupid.

Ninja Edit
facial features weren't worth putting in, but you bet your rear end her decolletage was lovingly shaded!

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Yeah those piercings probably lasted like five minutes. Possibly the actual worst place on the body to get dermals?

I did forearms for a while and they never lasted.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Postal Parcel posted:

I think this looks nice, or at least the details look a lot better than most of the animal tattoos in this thread but it lacks...context? Or form? It's just a big blob of head in a poor position that ends up looking like a big, dark ink blot. Even if there wasn't room for a body, couldn't they have made the mane look nicer?

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.



Clearly it is IDoGiveAFuck.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Endless Mike posted:

Except for the whole thing with having a corporate logo for a car he probably never has and never will own emblazoned on his flesh permanently, I guess!

It's a Cadillac, not a Bugatti.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Ok Fella posted:

I want to not like it but I'm team mystic so yeah...cool with me.

The only reason I don't have a team mystic brand is because it would come out red.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.



Victreebell would actually be a pretty dope tattoo.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Johnny Truant posted:

That's, like, your like, opinion, man!

No but for real inspirational quote tattoos are the trash of the earth.

I feel like they're a natural response to every tattoo-havers favorite question, "but what does it mean?"

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Psychobabble! posted:

I thought the wave on the finger was cute

I did too.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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The most scathing criticism I can think of for backwing tattoos was that I thought it was really cool when I was 13.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


SaNChEzZ posted:



best worst tattoo

This rules.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


fullroundaction posted:

It's easier to find really bad chest pieces than really good ones, but I stumbled on this and it's giving me a headache. Paging all tattoo thread cryptographers:



Also I didn't notice the big dumpy dude in the background for the first minute I was staring at it somehow.

You need to flip it horizontally so it is facing the right direction. it is still illegible

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Drink and Fight posted:

My sister just texted me she got a tattoo and she hates it. I feel a little bad about posting hers (it IS awful) so here are some other offerings from the shop.







Post your sister's

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Johnny Truant posted:

Still haven't gotten around to watching this

I started watching it the other night and I'm really enjoying it. They even found child actors who are good.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Johnny Truant posted:

Anyway, finally got around to uploading this. Seen at a street festival in Chicago, could not believe my eyes that I saw something like this out in the wild.



Fake edit: And okay I still don't know how to properly BBcode images here, can anyone help? I literally feel like an idiot, this is the second time I've tried multiple things to no avail. I just uploaded this image...

http://imgur.com/a/BTMKO

...to imgur. I know it doesn't have a file type at the end, so I tried just adding .jpg and it still didn't work?

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Dza posted:

Me? Enjoy my titties.



Nice titstats

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


hyperhazard posted:

This one? http://i.imgur.com/7bzzrRu.jpg

(Linked for jowl boobs)

That's a harpy, right?

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.



Nice. The football thread has a few tattoo bets. Depending how the season shakes out a few of us might pop in here.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Johnny Truant posted:

As someone who works in the neuroscience field this is just excruciating. Why is their brain literally pressing up against the dorsal aspect of their eyeballs? Where's their loving skull at!?

Also look at how they wrote "climb" in there. They wrote "Cimb" then had to jam the 'L' in afterwards.

Totally TWISTED posted:

My guess is the artist made the mistake once and then repeated it on purpose for some semblance of unity and chance that someone might think it was cool and good instead of poo poo and bad.

It's from a series of comics called Locke and Key. They're actually pretty good. I don't have the original picture in front of me, so I can't say if the tattooer copied the comics lettering or not.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


sweeperbravo posted:

The style looked familiar. Isn't that done by one of Stephen King's kids?

Yeah, and the comic feels pretty similar to King too. It's definitely worth reading, even if you have only a passing interest in comics. It won a ton of awards.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


MEMRI posted:

Those are, like, pan-African colors though

It's red, white, and blue, but the photo is old and hosed up because it must be from the 30s when that little twink would be intimidating.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


GreatSquidKite posted:

I think it's black, red, and yellow/white like the German flag, but in the wrong order of course.

Clearly the dress is blue and white, not black and gold.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Field Mousepad posted:

Yeah and my dumbass tribal means I grew up in the 90s.

Or did porn in the 00s.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Johnny Truant posted:

So what's the porno tattoo for the 2010s? All history should now be taught based on what tattoos were most prevalent in porno.

Bad cursive text

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


treiz01 posted:

I made you an album, thread. Enjoy! All of these came from two people I worked with a long time ago. Except for the fabulous naked girl, the rest were all on one (creepy) guy.

http://imgur.com/a/q2zi7

Josh seems like the most obnoxious person ever.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


treiz01 posted:

Obnoxious doesn't cover it. He kept calling 12 year old girls "hot" and "sexy" even when I called him on it.

I'm not proposing that we violate something awful rules by harassing someone, but it's a real shame we don't have helldump anymore and he doesn't have an account.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


Snowy posted:

What's the name of this font? It bothers me the same way some people get all triggered by comic sans or papyrus.



I always think of it as "graffiti done by someone whose only exposure to hip hop was Fort Minor".

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


rydiafan posted:

"That eighth grader has a butter face." is something I once heard somebody say.

Was it another 8th grader?

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Lizard Combatant posted:

Well we use UK spelling, when we can be hosed doing so. I've noticed z replacing s more lately.

Death Befoure Dizhonour?

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Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.


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